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Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by UncleLondon: 3:17am On Jan 26, 2016
The most nice guys get is a hug. Yet, the carefree assh*les get the humping. Okay, I grew up being a nice and respectable dude not only to girls, but to elders and male colleagues.

During my teens and early 20s, ladies were always around me and people always hail me thinking that I was doing these chics, but hell no! I was just the support and fall-back guy when something awry either financial or emotional happens to them.


After years of no profit, no gain. Then I decided to change my parade when I started rolling with No-nonsense dudes who give no hoot about anything. Then I realised that there's nothing hard in getting girls yielding your way.

These 5 golden rules will get ladies skipping the F-Zone to bed zone if you know how to apply them

i) Don't give attention: the only way to get attention is not to give attention.

ii) Remain mysterious: today's women don't love what they can understand.

iii) Be strategically loud...Women percieve being loud as being intelligent and if she ever happens to like you you won't be the "he's just my friend" guy

The last one.

iv) Don't be real; be fake. This is the most important one. Yes be fake... 99.99% of the time you are being honest and real you get pushed to the F-Zone.


{Bonus}
Let them know you have policy: The moment you start stating conditions and policy ladies won't take you as a puppet.

If a female friend asks you to help with a project or assignment and you know you cannot do it for your male friend for free. look straight into her eyes and don't tilt your shouler and ask her how much she's willing to pay for the services you will be providing.


No gain at all being nice to today's ladies as their mindset are so warped and they operate using archaic reverse psychology in choosing the wrong and the wrong guy as the "right guy".

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by Dirkcoyt: 3:27am On Jan 26, 2016
UncleLondon:

Of a truth, I'm nice to a fault and that is a trait that was passed down to me. No gain at all being nice to today's ladies their mindset are so warped.

Sorry bro, someone broke your heart? Its 3:17am! The farming tool did a bad job! Recite some psalms or as well goto church for some prayers or visit a shrink or visit a brothel! You need a stable mind to run this week! This farming tool must not hold you back! If she ever hold you back then visit this last place sony max for the next episode of 1000ways to die for staying up late cause of a heartbreak!

The world no longer love !

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by gabinogem(m): 4:08am On Jan 26, 2016
Lolz @the poster above me. It's not a bad thing to be nice, but being excessively nice is horror in itself... life is moderation. U just have to be calculative & balance ur life, that's why the true God gave us brain to make effective use of it. Have a wonderful week.
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by frakdon(m): 4:25am On Jan 26, 2016
maybe its because am 'nice' eh
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by UncleLondon: 4:41am On Jan 26, 2016
Dirkcoyt:


Sorry bro, someone broke your heart? Its 3:17am! The farming tool did a bad job! Recite some psalms or as well goto church for some prayers or visit a shrink or visit a brothel! You need a stable mind to run this week! This farming tool must not hold you back! If she ever hold you back then visit this last place sony max for the next episode of 1000ways to die for staying up late cause of a heartbreak!

The world no longer love !

I find it painfully time consuming to reply silly people. I just hope you know the world has more than 24 time zones and I could be anywhere gerrit?

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by Nobody: 5:11am On Jan 26, 2016
Blah blah blah shut up! Get laid is your goal for this essay... If I speak my mind right now I will regret it so op you are ignored.

To the poor fool who follows these. If you ain't good you won't attract good. It's that simple. A woman who doesn't respect and appreciate a good man is not a woman worth plotting for. Every girl must kiss a frog for her Prince so play your role. Life has no manual other than laws. An important law is the law of attraction which works on a like for like bases....

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by saasala(m): 5:11am On Jan 26, 2016
Correct. I can relate so well to your write up. When I was all nice too, I remained a virgin. When I became bad, I got laid so much my dickk was bending.

The most important of your points is: Dont ever tell the truth. Dont tell ladies the truth, rather tell them what they want to hear.

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by douchesnozzle(m): 7:07am On Jan 26, 2016
Seriously guys are taking the friendzone to a all new level. There is nothing wrong in being friend with a girl without having sex with her. Trust me we their are some advantages of being in the friendzone. I am in the friendzone of some ladies but believe me I chose to be there. When I need some bad tricks and do things that would sweep a lady off her feet, these my female friends are always there to give me crazy ideas I would never have thought of.
So op I buy ur idea of not being over nice, but u don't have to get laid with every girl that comes ur way.

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by Nobody: 7:45am On Jan 26, 2016
Somebody's heart is broken

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by Nobody: 9:40am On Jan 26, 2016
Nubian113:
Blah blah blah shut up! Get laid is your goal for this essay... If I speak my mind right now I will regret it so op you are ignored.

To the poor fool who follows these. If you ain't good you won't attract good. It's that simple. A woman who doesn't respect and appreciate a good man is not a woman worth plotting for. Every girl must kiss a frog for her Prince so play your role. Life has no manual other than laws. An important law is the law of attraction which works on a like for like bases....
kiss kiss

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by Nobody: 10:02am On Jan 26, 2016
In other words men prefer flirty women grin because all the guides above are how to command the respect of oloshos cheesy

What do guys really want sad

I am bad they say they want good girls
I become good they shove me aside to impress bad girls. Guys make up your fvcking minds! Lol

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by Nobody: 11:10am On Jan 26, 2016
UncleLondon:
The most nice guys get is a hug. Yet, the carefree assh*les get the humping. Okay, I grew up being a nice and respectable dude not only to girls, but to elders and male colleagues.

During my teens and early 20s, ladies were always around me and people always hail me thinking that I was doing these chics, but hell no! I was just the support and fall-back guy when something awry either financial or emotional happens to them.


After years of no profit, no gain. Then I decided to change my parade when I started rolling with No-nonsense dudes who give no hoot about anything. Then I realised that there's nothing hard in getting girls yielding your way.

These 5 golden rules will get ladies skipping the F-Zone to bed zone if you know how to apply them

i) Don't give attention: the only way to get attention is not to give attention.

ii) Remain mysterious: today's women don't love what they can understand.

iii) Be strategically loud...Women percieve being loud as being intelligent and if she ever happens to like you you won't be the "he's just my friend" guy

The last one.

iv) Don't be real; be fake. This is the most important one. Yes be fake... 99.99% of the time you are being honest and real you get pushed to the F-Zone.


{Bonus}
Let them know you have policy: The moment you start stating conditions and policy ladies won't take you as a puppet.

If a female friend asks you to help with a project or assignment and you know you cannot do it for your male friend for free. look straight into her eyes and don't tilt your shouler and ask her how much she's willing to pay for the services you will be providing.


No gain at all being nice to today's ladies as their mindset are so warped and they operate using archaic reverse psychology in choosing the wrong and the wrong guy as the "right guy".
That's totally true. grin
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by Lsofdk(m): 11:22am On Jan 26, 2016
Speechless3:
In other words men prefer flirty women grin because all the guides above are how to command the respect of oloshos cheesy


What do guys really want sad

I am bad they say they want good girls
I become good they shove me aside to impress bad girls. Guys make up your fvcking minds!
Lol
undecided waht is diz 1 saying
are u tryna say we r confused
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by oshdam2015: 1:14pm On Jan 26, 2016
Funny.... Some guyz now turn women-hunt to full time work. If not, what brings about the steps... abi, is it strategies... I don't even know what to call it.

Why should you exhibit the fake side of you because of a lady?. Why should you stress urself to this extent because of ladies.

Do the right things, they will come running after you.
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by firstking01(m): 2:47pm On Jan 26, 2016
I don't have to be nice just to get sex from a girL...op, you always felt lost because you have alterior motive whenever you do a girL a favour...this is the conclusion of the whoLe matter.

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by peacengine(m): 2:56pm On Jan 26, 2016
Must you be friends for sex?
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by OAFMods: 10:04pm On Jan 26, 2016
Speechless3:
In other words men prefer flirty women grin because all the guides above are how to command the respect of oloshos cheesy

What do guys really want sad

I am bad they say they want good girls
I become good they shove me aside to impress bad girls. Guys make up your fvcking minds! Lol
Bad or good trust me I won't be shoving you aside anytime soon but you need to replace those two with seriousness n sincerity. wink
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by Nobody: 12:16am On Jan 27, 2016
OAFMods:
Bad or good trust me I won't be shoving you aside anytime soon but you need to replace those two with seriousness n sincerity. wink
cheesy You are kind smiley
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by theunnamed: 12:33am On Jan 27, 2016
Who cares about getting laid when you can buy yourself sex?

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by Nobody: 12:50am On Jan 27, 2016
grin grin
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by Youngpo413: 1:14am On Jan 27, 2016
I'm only in for the pusy!

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by frakdon(m): 5:20pm On Jan 27, 2016
Nubian113:
Blah blah blah shut up! Get laid is your goal for this essay... If I speak my mind right now I will regret it so op you are ignored.

To the poor fool who follows these. If you ain't good you won't attract good. It's that simple. A woman who doesn't respect and appreciate a good man is not a woman worth plotting for. Every girl must kiss a frog for her Prince so play your role. Life has no manual other than laws. An important law is the law of attraction which works on a like for like bases....
true.
'Attraction'. How does it even work?
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by Nobody: 6:44pm On Jan 27, 2016
being nice is not bad jare u just have to have boundaries don't be fake be real as fu*ck if she says or do something u don't like tell her u don't like it if u are not interested what ever she is saying tell her you bored and suggest something fun. u guys can discus it when u are in the mood just be real with your feelings and never try to impress her finally understand you girl
the op must have been dating hoes
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by gemale(m): 9:01pm On Jan 27, 2016
Dude u r kinda on point. I'm a nyc guy & things r nt exactly rocking in d ladies department 4 me. D problem is as much as I want 2 b terrible 2 women, I can't. It's nt just in me. I can't stand d thought of emotionally manipulating a woman just 2 get in2 her pants. I can't even talk dirty if a woman is within earshot. It just seems too ungentlemanly. I can't just help bt treat ladies nycly because something in me sees a part of mother or sisters in them so what I wouldn't want someone doing 2 my mom or sisters, I don't try it wt dem. It's just who I am. I take comfort in d words of Chris Rock. In his book "rock this", he writes concerning nyc guys "she has 2 b wt Mike (Tyson), then Ike (turner) b4 she can b wt u". I just hope she wouldn't have lost all her teeth by then.
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by ourchoice(m): 9:20pm On Jan 27, 2016
The op is saying the truth; good guys don't usually get girls!

Bad, mean playboys get the best women.

It is like that all over the world. If u are nice, girls will like to have u as friend but date the bad guys.

If u doubt it, look around u; the most pretty girls are dating the bad guys while the good guys are single and lonely....even in school campuses.

If u also check, most non-virgin girls and ladies lost their virginity to bad guys!

It's a fact; women of our time are attracted to bad guys

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by UncleLondon: 3:22am On Jan 28, 2016
HateU2:
Somebody's heart is broken

Whose heart has never been broken?

Life became easier for me when I stopped being nice to ladies and I get respected and appreciated than when I was.

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by cruzita(f): 7:18am On Jan 28, 2016
so a guy cannot be good friend to a girl again without thinking of sex abi?if u sex thousands of girls u go win trophy?
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by ourchoice(m): 7:31am On Jan 28, 2016
cruzita:
so a guy cannot be good friend to a girl again without thinking of sex abi?if u sex thousands of girls u go win trophy?
of what benefit has a girl been to her male friend

How many girls help their male friends

How many girls send recharge card to their male friend(s)

How many girls take their male friend on a casual date and pay for the bill without expecting the male friend to pay

How many girls buy gift(s) for their male friends on their birthday or special day

How many girls help their male friends get a job, get professional certification, grow their career or even pass school exam

Female friends are most times useless to their male friends! Instead, female friends are usually liabilities to their so-called male friends!

Girls run to their male friends for airtime, transport fare, air fare, exam assistance, academic assistance, career assistance, jobs, monetary assistance, emotional support, etc but will never for once offer the male friend any good thing aside nonsense gossip and tricks of how to woo girls.

Anyway, mature men don't keep female friends....they rather keep female colleagues, business partners, associates and the likes and they relate with them on business and professional manner.

Any guy keeping a female friend is a mugu because he will only be helping the girl to be happy and achieve her selfish goals in life without the girl contributing anything meaningful to his life.

#SayNoToFemaleFriends

#FemaleFriendsAreLiabilitiesToMaleFriends

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by cruzita(f): 7:33am On Jan 28, 2016
ourchoice:
of what benefit has a girl been to her male friend

How many girls help their male friends

How many girls send recharge card to their male friend(s)

How many girls take their male friend on a casual date and pay for the bill without expecting the male friend to pay

How many girls buy gift(s) for their male friends on their birthday or special day

How many girls help their male friends get a job, get professional certification, grow their career or even pass school exam

Female friends are most times useless to their male friends! Instead, female friends are usually liabilities to their so-called male friends!

Girls run to their male friends for airtime, transport fare, air fare, exam assistance, academic assistance, career assistance, jobs, monetary assistance, emotional support, etc but will never for once offer the male friend any good thing aside nonsense gossip and tricks of how to woo girls.

Anyway, mature men don't keep female friends....they rather keep female colleagues, business partners, associates and the likes and they relate with them on business and professional manner.

Any guy keeping a female friend is a mugu because she will only be helping the girl to be happy and achieve her selfish goals in life without the girl contributing anything meaningful to his life.

#SayNoToFemaleFriendsTheyAreWasteofTime
dem don show u pepper no be small
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by ourchoice(m): 7:35am On Jan 28, 2016
cruzita:
dem don show u pepper no be small
lol...they don't need to sis, we learn from other ppls xprence and social media stories toogrin morningsmiley

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Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by cruzita(f): 7:39am On Jan 28, 2016
ourchoice:
lol...they don't need to sis, we learn from other ppls xprence and social media stories toogrin morningsmiley
same to you too
Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by Nobody: 9:31am On Jan 28, 2016
UncleLondon:


Whose heart has never been broken?

Life became easier for me when I stopped being nice to ladies and I get respected and appreciated than when I was.



Continue with it, it's ur choice

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