I have carefully and systematically observed quite a fairly few sizeable number of students who request for extra answer sheets in the exam hall, and writing exam yesterday actually gave an incentive that led to the birth of this article

10 Categories of Students That Request for Extra Booklets During Exam

1. The Oppressors

These categories of students will always top a list like this. They request for extra sheets primarily not because they actually need it but to subject other students to undue pressures making them look like they know nothing. I wrote a very tedious exam yesterday that threw me into a condition where I was looking up to heaven to provide answers to the Greek look alike questions, when this dude subjected all of us to undue pressures by requesting for extra sheets, making us feel like we have only come to school not to learn but for excursion . Please, join me in prayer so that the lecturer will score me well.

2.. The Photocopiers

This is the category where I belong (as I no sabi book, at least, I suppose sabi copy well na) The photocopiers will copy the copiable answers of both friends and enemies regardless of their GPs (whether the GPs of those they are copying are 0.92, 1.00, 1. 1.25, for all they care) as long as their pens are busy. They will add the answers gotten from Noah to the one from Jarus, joined to the one from Seun Osewa, Wristbangle and Oliviaarims. Before you know it, they will write more than anyone else. When their booklets become voluminous and can no longer contain answers, they will request for extra sheets

3. The "I too know"

During lectures, these students will sometimes argue with lecturers and create argumentative scenes in the class; they ask both relevant and irrelevant questions in the lecture hall with a view of gaining publicity. They will ask questions during lectures and will still be the ones to answer it themselves (how ironical? ). You would think they will hit first class/distinction because of their display of vast knowledge in all courses. They will go into the exam hall with this same character. When a lecturer asks " Lucidly define Constitution". They will continue to write and write and go off point; they will narrate how Moses delivered the Israelites from Bondage; and how King Solomon married 500 wives and lusted after 300 concubines; they will even add Biblical references. When their booklets have been filled up, they will request for sheets to finish up their bull-crap.

4. The Story Tellers

They share similar characteristics with the "I too know" students. The story tellers can't explain or define theories without telling stories to justify their answers. Their stories and digression get their booklets quickly filled up.


5. The Scholars

Of course, these ones are undoubtedly very brilliant. They will logically, lucidly and analytically answer exam questions and may demand extra booklets when need be. When they request for extra sheets, be sure that they will get nothing less than an "A", unlike the "I too know" crew who would demand extra sheets and still end up with an "E"

6. Masquerade Carriers

In case you don't know, masquerade carriers is a synonym for "expo colonial masters" who are talented in carrying 'expo'. They are so skilled that they will still manoeuvre their way out even if thousands of invigilators are deployed to their exam hall. They will request for extra sheets, smuggle it into their pockets and will take it to their hostels. They will copy answers on it for the exam they are having the next day.

7. The Competitors

They say life is a race, if you don't run fast, you may get trampled.. The competitors dwell in this notion that life is a race, therefore, when they spot a student requesting for an extra sheet, they will also request for extra sheets so as to compete with that person

8. The Wetty-Palm Students

The size of their handwriting font is as big as Olumo rock; just two answers, their booklets don full. A blind man won't even find it hard to read their booklet at a glance. But dont be suprised that some of the petty-wetty palm student will get capital 'E' and 'D' when the results come out.

9. The Misspellers

I also fall in this same category. We are called misspellers cos we aren't good in spelling. Often, I even misspell my own names, department and course title and I will have cross it out and look at my school ID card to write correct spelling of my own name. By dint of our deficiencies in spelling, our booklets becomes so rough and illegible to read, hence, we cant help but demand for new sheets for fresh work

10. Feel free to add the last one

I drop my pen at this point




Original writer: Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..nl/2016/01/10-categories-of-students-that-request.html?m=1

Lolz finally

The business men

Those that intend to sell it

true talk oga tosyne

my own category self i neva find am

Let me park here 1st.
Call me when we reach promised land



*Modified*
Tosyne2much,we yaff reach oo

Me gan don't like extra sheet at all.
I have small handwriting and I can write Buhari's life history on a small piece of paper (thanks to my chinkini writing ).

But if you collect extra sheet near me in exam hall and I've not used half of my own,I would first check your booklet make I know whether we dey write thesame exam.

emmijes3:
Lolz finally

Shift abeg.




That space is for wristbangle

holyFRED:

Shift abeg.





That space is for wristbangle

. Lolz I now use 12g....was expecting him to be ftc though

emmijes3:
Lolz finally

I remember that time wey we dey do calculus na 3 answer sheet I use that time.

Brilliantly written by the man of the year 2015, Prof, Doc, Chief Tosyne2much.

That "I too know" category never cease to make me laugh because when result comes out, u will not see their face becos of reference or bad grade.

wristbangle:

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emmijes3:
. Lolz I now use 12g....was expecting him to be ftc though

Lols..
See where glo landed me abi?

Anyways,how're you doing?

i belong to no 5

holyFRED:

Lols..
See where glo landed me abi?

Anyways,how're you doing?

lolz...anyway am fine you?

I try as much as possible not to........ but when it warrants it, I do


mostly every time, I hate it tho

shuuu....i just sha write ni sha...thank God i made 2.1.Not easy though.

emmijes3:
lolz...anyway am fine you?

Am okay. Just stressed up after a hectic day.

How was your day?

holyFRED:

Am okay.
Just stressed up after a hectic day.


How was your day?

. Aww sorry.....mine wasn't so bad

Tosyne2much, i salute u. Too correct most expecially MISTAKE MAKERS

It's Tosyne2much again!


10 this, 10 that!


Well, wetin concern agbero with Overload? Na to make front page sure pass!


Will be back to comment, or even be like sey I don already comment self.

funny Thread!... But ermmmm extra sheet really helps boost the grades... If you are in my department you will know what i am talking about.. Lecturers love to see extra sheets.. How dumb??...

I used extra sheet when necessary and I don't belong to any of these categories (because I ain't no scholar neither am I a dullard), so Mr. I think your topic/post is crap...

By the way, what do you call a person that uses extra sheet and gets A in courses s/he used extra sheet or be the best in such courses? I too know still right? See mentality abeg...

Evathyst:
It's Tosyne.2much again!


10 this, 10 that!


Well, wetin concern agbero with Overload? Na to make front page sure pass!


Will be back to comment, or even be like sey I don already comment self.

It's me again !!

K

cizy:
I used extra sheet when necessary and I don't belong to any of these categories (because I ain't no scholar neither am I a dullard), so Mr. I think your topic/post is crap...

By the way, what do you call a person that uses extra sheet and gets A in courses s/he used extra sheet or be the best in such courses? I too know still right? See mentality abeg...

Oga na ur own wahala be dat jawe. If you lack logical reasoning and can't decipher hilarity in what you have read, blame it on your pathetic illogical reasoning. Who cares if you are very brilliant and therefore get an "A" each time you request for an extra sheet

I don't even have time to start trading aggravating words with you. On a normal day, I don't reply your kind
. Just stay ur lane abeg !

AngelicBloom:
i belong to no 5

I already knew that many nairalanders will claim they belong to num 5

10) THE IMPRESSORS :- This group of people, mostly guys though have this preety girl that they are eyeing in the hall and to show they are 'effikos' and to drow her attention to them, request for extra sheet which they will later dash Iya Basirat to wrap akara after the exam and her number is in the bag SMH

emmijes3:
. Aww sorry.....mine wasn't so bad

Thanks dear....
Let's not derail Tosyne's thread before he brings out his gun I'd mention you somewhere else(derailers paradise)

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tosyne2much:
Oga na ur own wahala be dat jawe. If you lack logical reasoning and can't decipher hilarity in what you have read, blame it on your pathetic reasoning

I don't even have time to start trading words with you. On a normal day, I don't reply your kind
. Just stay ur lane abeg !

You think I came here to trade words with you? I wouldn't do that. Just had to point out how myopic your post is and nothing else. Didn't mean to offend you and hence make you display your inability to take simple criticism.