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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Moyarh(m): 8:01pm On Jan 28, 2016
babiebluz:
Good Morning beautiful People, has anyone heard about the new banks in Nigeria-SunTrust and Providos(don't know if I got the spelling right). Please hit me back with any info you may have.
Many thanks and God bless.
Heyy...
I read about SunTrust a while back, think they've been around for a few years in Nig, but they got their licence late last year, and theyr yet to launch commercially... Soon tho.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jan 28, 2016
Lero15:


Thanks, Snow smiley
you are welcome

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Dahveydson(m): 8:28pm On Jan 28, 2016
amicable09:

Hahahaha. Dave, this kind of discovery ... lol. Please check for other errors of omission and commission o

I just tire.

Been all over it like CIA.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:52pm On Jan 28, 2016
Moyarh:
Lol. How are you?
Very good dear. You?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 9:10pm On Jan 28, 2016
Dahveydson:

I just tire.
Been all over it like CIA.
*smiles* I can imagine.
How was work today?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Dahveydson(m): 9:21pm On Jan 28, 2016
amicable09:

*smiles* I can imagine.

How was work today?

'work' was slow.... the way I get asked of this work, i'll start thinking i'm employed fulltime.

Anyway, hope your day went well...
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 9:26pm On Jan 28, 2016
Dahveydson:
Today I made an amazing discovery in my CV. My village people removed the second zero in my contact number and I have been sending the cv out like that. cry cry

Instead of 08057*****1, what's been there is 0857******1. cry

Guys do cross check your cv for any silly mistake.
Yours is even better, I found my dad found an unbelievable mistake on my CV after he asked me to give him some copies, so he can share with some of his big clients. Instead of typing "i have much profound love for marketing" in the hobby section of my CV, I somehow managed to type " i have much profound love for masturbating".... ... .and the thing don dey my CV since for over 2 years now no job. angry

My old man just look me with vex land me one hot slap for face. cry

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Moyarh(m): 9:29pm On Jan 28, 2016
amicable09:
Very good dear. You?
I'm alright. Hope your day turned out well?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 9:30pm On Jan 28, 2016
Dahveydson:


'work' was slow.... the way I get asked of this work, i'll start thinking i'm employed fulltime.

Anyway, hope your day went well...
Hahahaha. I will start calling it job and not work *winks. My day went well, thanks.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Moyarh(m): 9:32pm On Jan 28, 2016
Dahveydson:


'work' was slow.... the way I get asked of this work, i'll start thinking i'm employed fulltime.
Lol. Its good bro, you'r warming up for it cos you'd soon be profitably employed "fulltime".
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 9:32pm On Jan 28, 2016
LastMumu:
Yours is even better, I found my dad found an unbelievable mistake on my CV after he asked me to give me some copies, so he can share with some of his big clients. Instead of typing "i have much profound love for marketing" in the hobby section of my CV, I somehow managed to type " i have much profound love for masturbating".... ... .and the thing don dey my CV since for over 2 years now no job. angry

My dad just looked at me and landed me a hot slap. cry
Hahahaha. Rofl! I swear lastmumu, you must be friedplantain! Lol.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by busybeei5(f): 9:36pm On Jan 28, 2016
LastMumu:
Yours is even better, I found my dad found an unbelievable mistake on my CV after he asked me to give him some copies, so he can share with some of his big clients. Instead of typing "i have much profound love for marketing" in the hobby section of my CV, I somehow managed to type " i have much profound love for masturbating".... ... .and the thing don dey my CV since for over 2 years now no job. angry

My dad just looked at me and landed me a hot slap. cry
ha! shocked
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 9:36pm On Jan 28, 2016
Moyarh:
I'm alright. Hope your day turned out well?
It did. More than expected!
You are gainfully employed right?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Dahveydson(m): 9:38pm On Jan 28, 2016
LastMumu:
Yours is even better, I found my dad found an unbelievable mistake on my CV after he asked me to give him some copies, so he can share with some of his big clients. Instead of typing "i have much profound love for marketing" in the hobby section of my CV, I somehow managed to type " i have much profound love for masturbating".... ... .and the thing don dey my CV since for over 2 years now no job. angry

My dad just looked at me and landed me a hot slap. cry

You must be joking here.

What?? shocked shocked
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Dahveydson(m): 9:40pm On Jan 28, 2016
Moyarh:

Lol. Its good bro, you'r warming up for it cos you'd soon be profitably employed "fulltime".

Sure. Thanks man.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Dahveydson(m): 9:42pm On Jan 28, 2016
amicable09:

Hahahaha. I will start calling it job and not work *winks. My day went well, thanks.

Lol. It's all good.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Moyarh(m): 9:44pm On Jan 28, 2016
amicable09:

It did. More than expected!

You are gainfully employed right?
That's great :-)
No, but I'm gainfully engaged in something, working towards the gainful employment :-)
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 9:51pm On Jan 28, 2016
Moyarh:

That's great :-)
No, but I'm gainfully engaged in something, working towards the gainful employment :-)
Proph Moyarh, you know how to answer prophetically o. Wow! see the kind of response interviewers are looking for...
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Kelechi2020(m): 9:53pm On Jan 28, 2016
LastMumu:
Yours is even better, I found my dad found an unbelievable mistake on my CV after he asked me to give him some copies, so he can share with some of his big clients. Instead of typing "i have much profound love for marketing" in the hobby section of my CV, I somehow managed to type " i have much profound love for masturbating".... ... .and the thing don dey my CV since for over 2 years now no job. angry

My dad just looked at me and landed me a hot slap. cry



Your own case is from the town...its called coperate jazzz grin grin grin grin

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Moyarh(m): 10:06pm On Jan 28, 2016
amicable09:

Proph Moyarh, you know how to answer prophetically o. Wow! see the kind of response interviewers are looking for...
Lol. Thank you Aunty Amic!
You too you know how to use your words well around any situation/conversation, and interviewers are looking for that too oo. I'm sure u already know that...
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 10:17pm On Jan 28, 2016
Moyarh:

Lol. Thank you Aunty Amic!
You too you know how to use your words well around any situation/conversation, and interviewers are looking for that too oo. I'm sure u already know that...
Lol. Why did you call me Aunty? That's how you cast the marketing spell on me and I unconsciously started acting it out! Choose the best words to boost my career on me biko... lol.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Moyarh(m): 10:22pm On Jan 28, 2016
amicable09:

Lol. Why did you call me Aunty? That's how you cast the marketing spell on me and I unconsciously started acting it out! Choose the best words to boost my career on me biko... lol.
Oya no vex. Lol
What social science course did you study?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 10:26pm On Jan 28, 2016
Moyarh:

Oya no vex. Lol
What social science course did you study?
Hahahaha. What makes you think I will tell you? lol. It's my personal course... lol.

Tell me yours. What did you study?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Moyarh(m): 10:35pm On Jan 28, 2016
amicable09:

Hahahaha. What makes you think I will tell you? lol. It's my personal course... lol.

Tell me yours. What did you study?
Lol. You can withhold shaaa, no wonder the NL Police/FBI/CIA love your case. Hehe
Political science. You?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 10:50pm On Jan 28, 2016
Moyarh:

Lol. You can withhold shaaa, no wonder the NL Police/FBI/CIA love your case. Hehe
Political science. You?
Hahahaha. You studied the same course with my 1924 love *smiles. I love political science.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Moyarh(m): 10:55pm On Jan 28, 2016
amicable09:

Hahahaha. You studied the same course with my 1924 love *smiles. I love political science.
Amic don't try to runaway o, what did you study?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 11:13pm On Jan 28, 2016
Moyarh:
Amic don't try to runaway o, what did you study?
Hahahaha. When the camera Dave ordered for comes, I'll tell you *smiles.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Moyarh(m): 11:19pm On Jan 28, 2016
amicable09:

Hahahaha. When the camera Dave ordered for comes, I'll tell you *smiles.
Lol. No wahala o

Have a goodnight, n sleep very well. :-)
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 11:26pm On Jan 28, 2016
Moyarh:

Lol. No wahala o

Have a goodnight, n sleep very well. :-)
Alright, Goodnight Moyarh! And tomorrow you will tell me why your emojis don't show the real thing but signs like hyphen and colon and all the rest.

Tomorrow it shall be. Have a peaceful night's sleep!

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Olybobo(m): 11:55pm On Jan 28, 2016
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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by lantessy(m): 12:18am On Jan 29, 2016
@ Friedplantain Lastmumu cheesy grin. Funny. That was how I unknowingly removed personal information from my CV while I was trying to compress it to 2 pages

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