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Diary Of A Delsuite by InwehAkpevwe(m): 10:25pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
MY DELSU DIARY...
* You ask your friends..how far with reading? They say
they haven't started...only to get to awhoko in pharmacy
or b.m.s and find out they have a permanent sit.
* Lecturers tell you "buying my manual is not compulsory"
but class Rep...let me have the list of those that buy.
* You graduate with PASS and be telling yourself. If I were
to be in UNILAG... I would have been a FIRST CLASS
graduate by now.
* SUG will organize a protest and those SU's will boycott it
for lectures.
* If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to
find...try looking for Dr Uzuegbu when you need his
signature on a form. He would never be in the office.
* In DELSU, you don't need to go far for anything...right
in your hostel you have an electrician, painter, carpenter,
plumber (even a drug dealer).
* You're walking with a beautiful lady on campus and
before you know it...she has hugged/greeted like 15 guys.
Gosh!
* DELSU guys can configure free browsing on small Nokia
torchlight phone. (I no mention Yahoo join o. Lol).
Especially Computer science Students GUYS.
* Those fellowship people turned our love gardens to prayer
ground. U're enjoying your babe jeje-ly under that tree
and they will just spoil your show with preaching & prayer.
*YouMustRepent.
* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all
seats has been occupied by bags & books. KILODE??!!
* Semester starts: COLLEGE CANTEEN.
Mid-semester: SMALL GATE (BREAD & BEANS)
Semester ending: Pop Corn, Kunuu & doughnut don take
over.
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a
sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write.
Before he turns back-------class don full. # Lol
* You see your first semester results and you give your
life to Christ without preaching... Just like that!
*You've got automatic tickets to those babes when you are
a fresh boy. I lie?
* It's always funny when exam supervisor says SUBMIT!!
And many students suddenly develop that super human
ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
Hahahahaha..
** In the spirit of being a Delsu Graduate, I really wanna
thank everyone who has been part of the struggle.. May
God continue to bless your hustle.
Do have a great day ahead.
# MissingYouGuys the great desuilte |
Re: Diary Of A Delsuite by micfoley: 11:00pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
Interesting. Happens on most campuses anyway |
Re: Diary Of A Delsuite by InwehAkpevwe(m): 12:43pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
micfoley:my brother... Delsu own worst... |
Re: Diary Of A Delsuite by Favegyal(f): 4:33pm On Jul 01 |
LoL😌😌 |
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