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Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by ElDaIllest(m): 9:59pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
So, yesterday I took a girl out on a date and after we finish eating, I went to pay for the food we ate , the waiter didn't have 500 naira change to give me. I asked the girl to sit let's wait for the waiter to go look for change, and surprisingly she said I was embarrasing her, that I should act like a big boy and leave the change for the waiter... Is she crazy? Is she mad? Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I guess she doesn't . Well, let me highlight few of the things 500 naira can do incase she doesn't know... . 500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and two fishes, if you are lucky to have Jesus around, you will feed 5000 people..Is that the money she want me to leave? . Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) = N100, 2 eggs = N60, plastic Coke = 100. Total N410, and you say 500 naira na small money? . 500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good earpiece? . Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic malt N100 and remaining 150 to play Nairabet,...andshe say 500 naira na chicken change? I swear she no well . Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira shey know? . Do you know how many players Arsene Wenger of Arsenal will buy with 500 Naira? . The most annoying thing is that its possible that this girl has never given 500 naira offering for church oo . See, on a serious note...you won't know the value of 500 naira, untill you borrow 500 naira credit from MTN and you have to paid back. In fact here is my budget for this year ![]() 4 Likes
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Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by iminex: 10:03pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
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Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Oladimejy(m): 10:07pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
You suppose to ask her how much him papa get for account when he dey toast him mama...that girl will still be pricing 50naira will God(offering)...if u sex her and then dump her pple will say rubbish nt knowing she started it all |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by refiner(f): 10:08pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
broke niggas can rant......mtsheeew 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Agimor(m): 10:09pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Op are you an Isoko man. |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Modsenemy(f): 10:10pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
#copied Its all over WhatsApp If u like call all d mods, if dis makes front page, I'll shave my hair and post it on NL 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by myfantasies(f): 10:11pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Dis same old thread again For two weeks now dis same thread has been posted by different op's |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by dollyjoy(f): 10:13pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by octopusfreaky(f): 10:19pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
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Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by MrCork: 10:23pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
refiner: ...Carry on cusssin people & you will NEVER EVER find man on nairaland.... hope you now see the reason why you Must change color to lightskin (Bush girl))! ![]() 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Leriebloom(f): 10:24pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
All this plenty curse for 500 naira. Broke ass nigger. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by MrCork: 10:24pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by tosyne2much(m): 10:36pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
refiner:Baby ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by tosyne2much(m): 10:43pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Modsenemy:You can't be so sure it won't grace the FP I just pray Lalasti.lclala will not make you swallow ur words ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Bishops10(m): 10:45pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
This evening, while I was drinking garri, a small
rat at the corner of my room was looking
at me and shaking it's head.
Please what does it mean?
Am confused ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by refiner(f): 10:49pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
tosyne2much:hey dear...gudevnin...av been hoping to hear from u! |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by refiner(f): 10:50pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
MrCork:Mr cork stop stalking me!!! |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by refiner(f): 10:52pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
MrCork: yea,I will bleach up soon,hope u will get me d creams.......mumu 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by MrCork: 10:54pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
refiner: ..you will be more beaurifull when you shange color! ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Lsofdk(m): 10:57pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Leriebloom: refiner:are the people on nairaland not the same people i see everyday… dy will be dragging change #10 with conductors and come here and be talking trash ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Sunkyphil(m): 11:01pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Modsenemy:I hope u will swallow ur words |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Sunkyphil(m): 11:02pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
MrCork:u n litskin |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by skywalker240(m): 11:03pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
op tear race i perceive farmilair spirit of gold diggers are hoverin around u...watch out 4 their comments becos by their comment u shall identify them ladies like n****n**3 ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by skywalker240(m): 11:03pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
op tear race i perceive farmilair spirit of gold diggers are hoverin around u...watch out 4 their comments becos by their comment u shall identify them ladies like n****n**3 ![]() I no call any name oo 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Modsenemy(f): 11:07pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Sunkyphil: I won't cos it can never ever make FP. Help him call d mods . |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Sunkyphil(m): 11:09pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Modsenemy:I will since u are d mods enemy |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Leriebloom(f): 11:14pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Lsofdk:You dnt knw me a bit so u can do me a favor and keep ur opinions to urself. |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Lsofdk(m): 11:36pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Leriebloom: ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Nobody: 12:40am On Jan 30, 2016 |
refiner:and you that is very rich what are you doing here reading a broke guy's write up. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Nobody: 12:58am On Jan 30, 2016 |
ElDaIllest: You are hilarious! ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by AyamBlaze: 1:06am On Jan 30, 2016 |
refiner:stupidity is taking over u ma ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Girls Have To Stop This... My First Date Ordeal by Zico0(m): 1:10am On Jan 30, 2016 |
All these girls posting comments really have it out for you, OP, or is it guilty conscience biting them? I doubt they've had a guy asking them out lately ![]() |
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