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How Do I Catch A Woman? by KeleDon(m): 10:45pm On Jan 29, 2016
I have learnt in this my life how to catch the following:
If u want to catch Rat, use a fish If u want to catch Dog, use a bone If u want to catch a monkey, use a banana If u want to catch a thief, use a police If u want to catch fish, use hook worm If u want to catch Man, use Woman If u want to catch woman, What will you use?
Re: How Do I Catch A Woman? by lasisi69(f): 10:49pm On Jan 29, 2016
Use lies

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Re: How Do I Catch A Woman? by jamerflepz(m): 11:26pm On Jan 29, 2016
Money, lies and a little swag/packaging
Re: How Do I Catch A Woman? by CaroLyner(f): 11:48pm On Jan 29, 2016
lasisi69:
Use lies
gringrin

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Re: How Do I Catch A Woman? by talktonase(m): 12:06am On Jan 30, 2016
lasisi69:
Use lies
the truth never works honestly...some of us that say the truth can testify.
Re: How Do I Catch A Woman? by lasisi69(f): 12:10am On Jan 30, 2016
talktonase:
the truth never works honestly...some of us that say the truth can testify.
lol... U say the truth, u are on a long thing... U tell lies, my brother, u are good to go

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Re: How Do I Catch A Woman? by Nobody: 1:28am On Jan 30, 2016
lasisi69:
lol... U say the truth, u are on a long thing... U tell lies, my brother, u are good to go
End time comment

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Re: How Do I Catch A Woman? by adewaletb3(m): 1:39am On Jan 30, 2016
The idiots are taking over this world God help us.
Re: How Do I Catch A Woman? by droidvpn180: 2:28am On Jan 30, 2016
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Re: How Do I Catch A Woman? by wordbank(m): 5:46am On Jan 30, 2016
If u no lie, just forget the control
Put another on, cos money no go solve am
Re: How Do I Catch A Woman? by KeleDon(m): 9:58am On Jan 30, 2016
adewaletb3:
The idiots are taking over this world God help us.
grin grin pls enlighten me bro
Re: How Do I Catch A Woman? by Deejay1000(m): 10:18am On Jan 30, 2016
Please I want to ask You a question...
Yesterday evening, while I was drinking garri, a small ratroom was looking at me and shaking its head. Please what does it mean?
Re: How Do I Catch A Woman? by KeleDon(m): 3:12pm On Feb 05, 2016
Deejay1000:
Please I want to ask You a question...
Yesterday evening, while I was drinking garri, a small ratroom was looking at me and shaking its head. Please what does it mean?
Lolx.... Bros oyo na ur name oh

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