So, yesterday I took a girl out on a date and
after we finish eating, I went to pay for the
food we ate , the waiter didn't have 500 naira
change to give me. I asked the girl to sit let's
wait for the waiter to go look for change, and
surprisingly she said I was embarrasing her,
that I should act like a big boy and leave the
change for the waiter...

Is she crazy?
Is she mad?
Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I
guess she doesn't
.
Well, let me highlight few of the things 500
naira can do incase she doesn't know...
.
500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and
two fishes, if you are lucky to have Jesus
around, you will feed 5000 people..Is that the
money she want me to leave?
.
Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) =
N100, 2 eggs = N60, plastic Coke = 100. Total
N410, and you say 500 naira na small money?
.
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good
earpiece?
.
Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic
malt N100 and remaining 150 to play
Nairabet,...andshe say 500 naira na chicken
change? I swear she no well
.
Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira shey
know?
.
Do you know how many players Arsene Wenger
of Arsenal will buy with 500 Naira?
.
The most annoying thing is that its possible
that this girl has never given 500 naira
offering for church oo
.
See, on a serious note...you won't know the
value of 500 naira, untill you borrow 500 naira
credit from MTN and you have to paid back.

In fact here is my budget for this year

Pls visit http://dollarcell.com/?ref=70014

You suppose to ask her how much him papa get for account when he dey toast him mama...that girl will still be pricing 50naira will God(offering)...if u sex her and then dump her pple will say rubbish nt knowing she started it all

broke niggas can rant......mtsheeew

Op are you an Isoko man.

#copied


Its all over WhatsApp

If u like call all d mods, if dis makes front page, I'll shave my hair and post it on NL

Dis same old thread again

For two weeks now dis same thread has been posted by different op's

Agimor:
Op are you an Isoko man.

stingy people

awon economists ayeee

refiner:
broke niggas can rant......mtsheeew

...Carry on cusssin people & you will NEVER EVER find man on nairaland....
hope you now see the reason why you Must change color to lightskin (Bush girl))!

All this plenty curse for 500 naira. Broke ass nigger.

refiner:
broke niggas can rant......mtsheeew

..PLISS STOP...REAL LADIES DON'T SWAAAAR!!

refiner:
broke niggas can rant......mtsheeew

Baby

Modsenemy:
#copied


Its all over WhatsApp

If u like call all d mods, if dis makes front page, I'll shave my hair and post it on NL

You can't be so sure it won't grace the FP


I just pray Lalasti.lclala will not make you swallow ur words

This evening, while I was drinking garri, a small rat at the corner of my room was looking at me and shaking it's head. Please what does it mean? Am confused

tosyne2much:
Baby

hey dear...gudevnin...av been hoping to hear from u!

MrCork:



..PLISS STOP...REAL LADIES DON'T SWAAAAR!!

Mr cork stop stalking me!!!

MrCork:



...Carry on cusssin people & you will NEVER EVER find man on nairaland....
hope you now see the reason why you Must change color to lightskin (Bush girl))!

yea,I will bleach up soon,hope u will get me d creams.......mumu

refiner:


yea,I will bleach up soon,hope u will get me d creams.......mumu

..you will be more beaurifull when you shange color!

Leriebloom:
All this plenty curse for 500 naira. Broke ass nigger.

refiner:
broke niggas can rant......mtsheeew

are the people on nairaland not the same people i see everyday… dy will be dragging change #10 with conductors and come here and be talking trash

Modsenemy:
#copied


Its all over WhatsApp

If u like call all d mods, if dis makes front page, I'll shave my hair and post it on NL

I hope u will swallow ur words

MrCork:



...Carry on cusssin people & you will NEVER EVER find man on nairaland....
hope you now see the reason why you Must change color to lightskin (Bush girl))!

u n litskin

op tear race i perceive farmilair spirit of gold diggers are hoverin around u...watch out 4 their comments becos by their comment u shall identify them ladies like n****n**3

op tear race i perceive farmilair spirit of gold diggers are hoverin around u...watch out 4 their comments becos by their comment u shall identify them ladies like n****n**3


I no call any name oo

Sunkyphil:
I hope u will swallow ur words

I won't cos it can never ever make FP.
Help him call d mods .

Modsenemy:


I won't cos it can never ever make FP.
Help him call d mods .

I will since u are d mods enemy

Lsofdk:


are the people on nairaland not the same people i see everyday… dy will be dragging change #10 with conductors and come here and be talking trash

You dnt knw me a bit so u can do me a favor and keep ur opinions to urself.

Leriebloom:

You dnt knw me a bit so u can do me a favor and keep ur opinions to urself.

i don't care to, like u knew op when you labelled him broke ass nigga.

refiner:
broke niggas can rant......mtsheeew

and you that is very rich what are you doing here reading a broke guy's write up.

ElDaIllest:

500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and
two fishes, if you are lucky to have Jesus
around you will feed 5000 people..Is that the
money she want me to leave?

You are hilarious!

refiner:
broke niggas can rant......mtsheeew

stupidity is taking over u ma

All these girls posting comments really have it out for you, OP, or is it guilty conscience biting them? I doubt they've had a guy asking them out lately