Rukkyola:
i sha knew u must sabi wat 2 say

lol

Abi na!

AnibabaQuadri:
Fellow abusite in the, have being trying to check a name for someone, all its saying is no record found.

ABU sha.
A friend told me most students from mass communication couldn't see their names on the website until later in the evening (yesterday, friday).

Maybe you'll be lucky to find your friend's name later in the morning.

Ah! Presido! This is the second time you're taking from me the opportunity to be FTC on a page oo. Kilode!

LogoDWhiz:

Oya, yarn me d gist!
Btw, are u a yoruba girl?

nah, Ibibio 4rm Akwa Ibom...yuu??

AnibabaQuadri:
Fellow abusite in the, have being trying to check a name for someone, all its saying is no record found.

i also tried checking 4 1 ov ma friends & no record was wat i saw.some ov ma friends even said their names keeps appearing and then dissappearing again.I don't understand dah kind ov magic.I just dey guard my name 4 d site b4 sombori wil go and steal it and it wil dissapear.

justified10:
"pitiably single ke. lol..I laff tire

stop being single o..double up abeg.

Guy, the thing shock me oo. The worse, she's my good friend's sister. I don dae eye person for this thread sha... She clean die

justified10:
haha..u can't sleep, I can't sleep too...ehn, let's can't sleep togeda to balance d equation.


me sleep for afternoon, i no fit sleep until 2 as I dey so.

i can't fit balance d equation wit u o.u dah slept in da afternoon.Me dah didn't sleep n da afternoon.u want 2 cheat me.i wil sleep n d nxt 5minutes buh u wait til 2am so da d equation can fit balance

Rukkyola:

i also tried checking 4 1 ov ma friends & no record was wat i saw.some ov ma friends even said their names keeps appearing and then dissappearing again.I don't understand dah kind ov magic.I just dey guide my name 4 d site b4 sombori wil go and steal it and it wil dissapear.

hahahahahaha. Steal ur name ke. u pple won't kill person wit laffta o..

dis is "nyt of a thousand laff" for me.

My school has approved our results but it happened today (friday), the man said it is late that we should wait till next batch...is it late to upload on the nysc portal? or is he just being lazy? pls tell me because I really want to go for this batch a 2016

Alhassanu:
Ah! Presido! This is the second time you're taking from me the opportunity to be FTC on a page oo. Kilode!

No vex!

LogoDWhiz:


No vex!

I no fit vex with our just presido na.

BlizzydoDo:
nah, Ibibio 4rm Akwa Ibom...yuu??

Wow! Perfect person that I'm looking for!


Ekiti State! Yoruba

Alhassanu:
I no fit vex with our just presido na.

Goodnight bro!

Alhassanu:


Guy, the thing shock me oo. The worse, she's my good friend's sister.
I don dae eye person for this thread sha... She clean die

correct...just go for goal, she myt b d reason why it didn't work with fati..

feb14, is almost here..I don't want u to b single by den o.

Rukkyola:

*smiling* oya c me o

Sorry I had to go away the other time all because of what you detest seriously-I mean the act of Governance as my official responsibility and that explains why LogoDWhiz had the chance to say he too wants to see you but I know that he is only playing around you for me.

Now listen

*knowing fully well that she is expecting probably all the sweet sweet words but in an attempt to take her off-guard, I now make the below words to see how she would react *

*waited for seconds*

*Looking into her cute pretty eyes complemented by a perfect shape, nice succulent lips slightly below her sweet sexy looking nose*

*paused and then voiced out the below*

I hate you

*remained still without blinking my eyes*

Rukkyola:

i can't fit balance d equation wit u o.u dah slept in da afternoon.Me dah didn't sleep n da afternoon.u want 2 cheat me.i wil sleep n d nxt 5minutes buh u wait til 2am so da d equation can fit balance

u no nice. anyways, gudnyt...oya take gudnyt peck on ur forehead..

deb26:
My school has approved our results but it happened today (friday), the man said it is late that we should wait till next batch...is it late to upload on the nysc portal? or is he just being lazy? pls tell me because I really want to go for this batch a 2016

brother, it hapns jare.. at least ur own result was approved today...

mine was approved on wed and I still av to wait till next batch. let's just wait togeda..

"Neva walk alone"

justified10:
hahahahahaha. Steal ur name ke. u pple won't kill person wit laffta o..

dis is "nyt of a thousand laff" for me.

lol nyt ov a thousand laff indeed

Good. Night everyone!

Kbs468:

Sorry I had to go away the other time all because of what you detest seriously-I mean the act of Governance as my official responsibility and that explains why LogoDWhiz had the chance to say he too wants to see you but I know that he is only playing around you for me.

Now listen

*knowing fully well that she is expecting probably all the sweet sweet words but in an attempt to take her off-guard, I now make the below words to see how she would react *

*waited for seconds*

*Looking into her cute pretty eyes complemented by a perfect shape, nice succulent lips slightly below her sweet sexy looking nose*

*paused and then voiced out the below*

I hate you

*remained still without blinking my eyes*

Hahahaha.... God! You must be a graduate of theatre arts. You can talk

justified10:
correct...just go for goal, she myt b d reason why it didn't work with fati..

feb14, is almost here..I don't want u to b single by den o.

Shey you go help me search na

LogoDWhiz:



Goodnight bro!

Night sir

Kbs468:

Sorry I had to go away the other time all because of what you detest seriously-I mean the act of Governance as my official responsibility and that explains why LogoDWhiz had the chance to say he too wants to see you but I know that he is only playing around you for me.

Now listen

*knowing fully well that she is expecting probably all the sweet sweet words but in an attempt to take her off-guard, I now make the below words to see how she would react *

*waited for seconds*

*Looking into her cute pretty eyes complemented by a perfect shape, nice succulent lips slightly below her sweet sexy looking nose*

*paused and then voiced out the below*

I hate you

*remained still without blinking my eyes*

and after hearing all dat he had 2 say with his eyes remained without blinking.I had no choice buh 2 bite his nose.And there he goes screaming around while i just stood watching him

justified10:
u no nice. anyways, gudnyt...oya take gudnyt peck on ur forehead..

chai! another present again.

deb26:
My school has approved our results but it happened today (friday), the man said it is late that we should wait till next batch...is it late to upload on the nysc portal? or is he just being lazy? pls tell me because I really want to go for this batch a 2016

Sorry about that, though he could had exploited the January 31st deadline clause going by his actions but the deadline expires not until 12:00 am.

I Mean it's just an act of laziness on his part.

BTW,
1. How many really are you in number that he had to turned you down

2. Or did he eventually collected, received or showed you the approved list?

3. Before the Senate approval, were you all hanging around eavesdropping? how did you know? I Mean what I am trying to say is that the Man could be right after all, by not attending to what he wasn't prepared for.

I Mean since he didn't have the list all these while to plan and strategise on how to go about the uploading

Alhassanu:


Shey you go help me search na

u said u av seen one on dis thread.. go for it na.

make I no find anoda fati for u.

My eyes are doing automatic closing already.Justified, i can't fit wait 4 u til 2am.I am going 2 sleep nw.Even d pressy is sleeping already.Gd nyt evrybdy!

Rukkyola:

and after hearing all dat he had 2 say with his eyes remained without blinking.I had no choice buh 2 bite his nose.And there he goes screaming around while i just stood watching him

*yes I watched her bit my nose because I like ladies that dares alot since it's a perfect description of the pool of confidence in them and would serve as very good managers in all fronts*

*gently getting up to go to the near by pharmacy for first Aid*

*seductively gazing at her while holding my nose saying the below*

I like what you did to me but hate you

*while walking into the pharmacy, she immediately ran after me since she is also a chemist by profession*

I know you are already asleep by this hour, so dream about this Nose biting experience of yours OK. Good night and dream of what transpired at the pharmacy too OK.

I am sure this tale would be a hit back to back in one of those Nairaland's thread talking about one sharing his or her date and what was experienced

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Austy911
Unizik
Mathematics
2015
AK,ABJ,042.


#Hv seen my name also on nysc portal.
Greetings...

Fraih:

Babe mi, jhor help mi. *coughs

Hi everybody pls ooo I still can't find my name on nysc website. What should I do?

jummiekay:
Hi everybody pls ooo I still can't find my name on nysc website. What should I do?

You may have to keep on checking the NYSC portal until tomorrow hoping fortune will smile on your destiny.
If it does not and NYSC do not make an extension on the proposed deadline, I'm afraid you may have to settle for next batch.