#778...

jayloms:

Nah!

aiit...

MissEvey:
Ask your president oh... me, I dunno oh

His president or our president
Your husband to be for that matter

DTOBS:
A big snake chase a big bush rat into your room and directly on your garri container top

My friend what re you gonna do?

I go first leave snake kill rat o, rats now more dangerous dan snake

Fraiser:
I go first leave snake kill rat o, rats now more dangerous dan snake

In the process of trying to kill d rat,Na im d snake dey pursue you dey raise its head...

Wetin you go do?

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I register in a tertiary institution and had fingerprint issue in camp..... just look for a PLC with good fingerprint scanner, that's my view

DTOBS:
NYSC has deleted those cafe cos of the numerous errors observed from their activities, the truth is that NYSC never approved any cafe, they lifted those cafe names from JAMB website, during those days that JAMB gives cafe license to register, so as it is right now, the best place to register for NYSC is inside a tertiary institution where they atleast knows better than those outside.


Kbs468 I was able to get this from amadi(A CM and he also has a registration point at yabatech)

DTOBS:
Hmmmmmmm....just passing by!!!!!..... You re not bad ooooooo.... Take home to mama

No go area

DTOBS:
Fraih(f) have I met you here before?

Fraiser(m) and Fraih(f) any correlation or significance difference?

I havent met you here either
Yes, there is a significant correlation.

Fraih:

Awwwwn! Thankses!
I sure had a good sleep and its been a bright morning.
Good morning Fraiser.

Gud morni dear, God reveal to me u hav a splendid night, I wish u a magnificent weekend

Sent4rina:
Nawa o! U dis guys jux dey acquire assest ( fine fine ladies) 4 una'selves ehn.

Presy sef no wan gree, he sha dey do try nd error 4 dos gals wey present in here (na so corruption dey take state o; i jux wan tell u say we dey watch u with our 8D goggle o..

Even pesin (i no go mention name) wey don get five(5) woman b4 stil dey struggle to get more (like say dem dey take wife collect money 4 CBN).

Floor members sef dey try dia luck (i no go blame una, wen d executive dey use torch dey pursue gals up and down, wetin i expect citizen dey do). Make una sha take am easy, na my advice be dat.

But wait o...
If we no go lie 4 awa'selve; dis awa ladies carry o. Dem jux dey show 1 by 1 with dia beautiful beautiful face wey be say na only Dead-man no go look dem twice if nt forever sef.

Anyway, me sef no mind o. I need 1 fine beautiful okpeke, i mean, otutupoyoyo wey go follow me go camp (Enugu)..

I dey use dis medium dey pronounce my interest 4 here and i go dey look out my window for d 1st luck LADY wey go show interest..

From:
The office of Minister of works and infrastructure.


To:
The Mr presdent (logodwhiz)

Anttorny general (kbs468)

Hon. Amodu

DG DTOBS

Time waits for no man

Make hay while the sun shine

You can sre I am enjoying my union with MissOyin

Our union is a reference union and a role model union they all aspiring to possess.

I am happy that I set the pace

Fireandice:
I register in a tertiary institution and had fingerprint issue in camp..... just look for a PLC with good fingerprint scanner, that's my view

good one...thanks!

Sent4rina:


Banana lol. Who is the monkey dat bought it?

From information I gathered from a reliable source which was signed and sealed by President LogoDWhiz, approved by Senator Kbs468, passed through Senator Amodu's school of Mentorship, and Ambassador missevey Ministry of love affair, working with the partnership and sponsorship of Oyehomie, I was informed he is...

CROBBOY

Fraih:
I havent met you here either Yes, there is a significant correlation.

and that should be ?

DTOBS:
Fraih(f) have I met you here before?

Fraiser(m) and Fraih(f) any correlation or significance difference?

u never meet her o nd dont even dream of meetin her... dia is absolute correlation without an iota of signicant difference... she is naturally my partner

Rukkyola:

Ah! Ministerial position ke.I can't fit do a ministerial wrk o.I bet i wil b sacked few days after my appointment if am eventually appointed.Lemme just b an observer.The romantic fracas btw u and pressy is sweeter dan fanta.U guys shud continue.Am enjoining it.

'sweeter than fanta'

I laff

amodu:

No go area

Nah GRA? even GRA sef don turn to "go area"

LogoDWhiz:


Rukky Rukky!

Pressy Pressy

Fraiser:
u never meet her o nd dont even dream of meetin her... dia is absolute correlation without an iota of signicant difference... she is naturally my partner

hmmmmmmm....see how ur blood dey boil....

Rukkyola:

**As a tried going towards him,he kept distancing himself from me,repeating those harsh words 'I hate you'.With tears rolling down my cheeks, i yelled 'but y do u hate me so much,I love u'**
hehehe...dah was just a dream o b4 ur iya ibeji,mschubby,ur other wives and their rivals comes 2 attack me,thinking it was real.I can't fit fight o.

I also dreamt after overcoming the gruelling pain b4 I could sleep and here is how I dreamt too

*I stopped momentarily, then said 'I hate you but like your actions and statement like kilode'*

*Already turned looking in her direction, moved towards her, placed my right hand on her cheeks, wiping out the tears on them while holding my nose with the left hand and saying*

'Yes my actions, including saying 'I hate you' was deliberate because, ever since I sighted my eyes on you, I couldn't hold it but to investigate if you felt same for me when you ended a statement of yours with 'Weldone!' since I am not ready for the usual making moves while you keep dodging intended to be like those 'Boju boju oo, ooo! Se kin sî, mai sî' kids like kind of playful pleasure.

I never really meant those negative words since our GOLDEN CITY forbids them even. I am sorry please'

*After saying the concluding part of her comment above, I then immediately relate it with the below picture while re-assuring her that that is how it would play out between them for they would be scared of her for her biting action which Ofcourse has played out well for us. Hence we are safe'

DTOBS:

and that should be ?

you ar too inquisitive... i neva know u ar an interrogator

Good Morning eyin temi, se night yin dun?

Am seeing things ooo
Cc
LogoDWhiz
CROBBOY
Oyehomie
Kbs468

CROBBOY:

From information I gathered from a reliable source which was signed and sealed by President LogoDWhiz, approved by Senator Kbs468, passed through Senator Amodu's school of Mentorship, and Ambassador missevey Ministry of love affair, working with the partnership and sponsorship of Oyehomie, I was informed he is...

CROBBOY

Nawa o. See wetin luv turn pesin 2.

Fraih:
I havent met you here either Yes, there is a significant correlation.

pls tell am ooo

amodu:


Time waits for no man

Make hay while the sun shine

You can sre I am enjoying my union with MissOyin

Our union is a reference union and a role model union they all aspiring to possess.

I am happy that I set the pace

Correct Guy!

MissOyin:
Good Morning eyin temi, se night yin dun?

Am seeing things ooo
Cc
LogoDWhiz
CROBBOY
Oyehomie
Kbs468

I believe what is visible to you will lead me to an expected end in Jesus Name...

Fraiser:
you ar too inquisitive... i neva know u ar an interrogator

not my fault, am brought up that way....

Sent4rina:


Nawa o. See wetin luv turn pesin 2.

Something must kill a man. It become insanity if it has to be his fellow man

DTOBS:

hmmmmmmm....see how ur blood dey boil....

lollll.. tank God u know o..infact d boiling temperature almost reach d boiling point of water sef

Kbs468:

And that settles it as to err is human and to forgive is divine, So I am also ready to renege my previous stance on divorce thereby setting me up for activating the provisional clause of refreshing my household all because of you.

In summary, I used to have 5 wives, but Pweedyuz has been divorced, so I'm now left with 4 with a resolution of laying more off all because of you.

But, There is one special friend to all but romantically and emotionally troublesome to me by name Spixytinxy, so, since I don't want any trouble for you too just like you don't want for me,

Just don't take whatever she said personal ok but an attack to keep and preserve what she sees as loving and precious close to herself- That's ME

Come to think of it, what do you have to say about my Nick Name -LADIES SPANNER?

ehn ehn. Iyen Emi naa. So am troublesome abi, ba wahala

deb26:



we are close to 44 persons from the same department....only 10 persons are going from my department and they are mostly our senior colleagues....well its all good!

Well, respite is here for you as you can all team up and go to him because of the below on Nysc twitter handle. just beg him, even if it is not all of you but a few so as not to discourage him again

Wanna share an advice given to me by a B15 CM.
The online payment option to faster nd more suitable dan payment thru designated banks because ur transaction code might nt be given to u on tym if u pay thru bank.

CROBBOY:

From information I gathered from a reliable source which was signed and sealed by President LogoDWhiz, approved by Senator Kbs468, passed through Senator Amodu's school of Mentorship, and Ambassador missevey Ministry of love affair, working with the partnership and sponsorship of Oyehomie, I was informed he is...

CROBBOY

Lmao.... well done ohhh!!! Out of all ministries, na ministry of love affair you Sabi give me right?