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Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Monalisa185(f): 1:12pm On Jan 30, 2016
vizkiz:


thank God you finally brush after 2months of forsaking your toothbrush. This calls for celebration grin

Lol....2 months? me way no brush for 2 years...yet mouth no gree smelltongue...oya let's goan celebrate grin
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Monalisa185(f): 1:13pm On Jan 30, 2016
Smellymouth:
grin
E nor easy oo
Mtcheeeewwww, you wey no gree brush atoltongue
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Monalisa185(f): 1:21pm On Jan 30, 2016
Nche95:
this ur face long o
hehehehe... no mind the face...I go soon cut am
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Smellymouth: 1:23pm On Jan 30, 2016
cheesy grin cheesy

Come help me dey brush cheesy
Monalisa185:


Mtcheeeewwww, you wey no gree brush atoltongue
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Monalisa185(f): 1:25pm On Jan 30, 2016
ggrin:
the economy is bad dear sad
Wanna borrow me some?undecided
hehehehe, sorry, I don't use condomtongue
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by closeup2000: 1:26pm On Jan 30, 2016
Na the fact ooo,especially those doing BG format where a deal gives a minimum of 6m payout, your babe is in soup
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Nche95(m): 1:32pm On Jan 30, 2016
Monalisa185:


hehehehe... no mind the face...I go soon cut am
abeg do o.. ur make up go dey finish fast.
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Zico0(m): 1:36pm On Jan 30, 2016
ggrin:
fighterundecided....[/b]na ontop ma body[b] u dy always show powerangrysad


Lazy man oshiundecided


Slap am make I dy look u naundecided
'on top ya bodi or on top ya head?' wink
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by ggrin(f): 1:37pm On Jan 30, 2016
Zico0:
'on top ya bodi or on top ya head?' wink
I ff u talk?undecided
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Monalisa185(f): 1:41pm On Jan 30, 2016
Nche95:
abeg do o.. ur make up go dey finish fast.

hehehe, if I no come dey do make up nko?
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Zico0(m): 1:45pm On Jan 30, 2016
ggrin:
I ff u talk?undecided
Just clarify
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Nche95(m): 1:49pm On Jan 30, 2016
Monalisa185:


hehehe, if I no come dey do make up nko?
you no fit.. girls no fit live without make up.. na ladies' oxygen
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Monalisa185(f): 2:10pm On Jan 30, 2016
Nche95:
you no fit.. girls no fit live without make up.. na ladies' oxygen

hehehehe, well, I wouldn't say that make up is ladies' oxygen, nah....let's just say it's our 'best friend'...doesn't mean we can't do without it...at least you can do without your bestie, can't you?

so I can go days without make up, that way, even with my long face, it won't finish quicktongue
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Nche95(m): 2:15pm On Jan 30, 2016
Monalisa185:


hehehehe, well, I wouldn't say that make up is ladies' oxygen, nah....let's just say it's our 'best friend'...doesn't mean we can't do without it...at least you can do without your bestie, can't you?

so I can go days without make up, that way, even with my long face, it won't finish quicktongue
of course, you can go days without it, when you are indoor. not going out..
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Lsofdk(m): 2:36pm On Jan 30, 2016
ggrin:
u no get respect again u this small boyundecided
vizkiz:

Na that small girl Monalisa185 I go call give you. She go beat you like say tomorrow no dey undecided
Monalisa185:

hehehehe, well, I wouldn't say that make up is ladies' oxygen, nah....let's just say it's our 'best friend'...doesn't mean we can't do without it...at least you can do without your bestie, can't you?
so I can go days without make up, that way, even with my long face, it won't finish quicktongue
cry
Nche95:
of course, you can go days without it, when you are indoor. not going out..

cry see as una dy derail OP thread cry cry
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Nche95(m): 2:45pm On Jan 30, 2016
Lsofdk:
cry
cry see as una dy derail OP thread cry cry
that shirt wey u wear, shebi na em normal colour be that, or na wash the thing wash so no offence
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by ggrin(f): 2:54pm On Jan 30, 2016
Lsofdk:
cry cry see as una dy derail OP thread cry cry
grin
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Lsofdk(m): 2:54pm On Jan 30, 2016
Nche95:
that shirt wey u wear, shebi na em normal colour be that, or na wash the thing wash so no offence
grin na the normal colour b dt
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by ggrin(f): 2:56pm On Jan 30, 2016
Monalisa185:


hehehehe, sorry, I don't use condomtongue
f to f? shocked or u guys use nylon?undecided grin tongue
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Nche95(m): 3:20pm On Jan 30, 2016
Lsofdk:

grin na the normal colour b dt
hmm
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Lsofdk(m): 3:24pm On Jan 30, 2016
Nche95:
hmm
undecided hmmmmmn
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Monalisa185(f): 9:33pm On Jan 30, 2016
ggrin:
f to f? shocked or u guys use nylon?undecided grin tongue

warris f to f?
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Nobody: 9:40pm On Jan 30, 2016
ggrin:
Who get unused condom?undecided
ggrin(F) , i dey watch u!... undecided
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Monalisa185(f): 9:41pm On Jan 30, 2016
Nche95:
of course, you can go days without it, when you are indoor. not going out..

and what would I be doing indoors for days?...house arrest or what? well, you sure ain't gonn' believe, it's allowedgrin

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Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by ggrin(f): 10:26pm On Jan 30, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
ggrin(F) , i dey watch u!... undecided
I be tv?
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by ggrin(f): 10:28pm On Jan 30, 2016
Monalisa185:

warris f to f?
flesh to flesh lipsrsealed
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Monalisa185(f): 10:30pm On Jan 30, 2016
ggrin:
flesh to flesh lipsrsealed
correct!!! your head dey there grin
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by ggrin(f): 10:33pm On Jan 30, 2016
Monalisa185:


correct!!! your head dey there grin
u no fear mr and mrs HIV AIDS shockedlipsrsealed
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Monalisa185(f): 10:36pm On Jan 30, 2016
ggrin:
u no fear mr and mrs HIV AIDS shockedlipsrsealed

reverse is the case, na them dey fear us tongue
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by ggrin(f): 10:41pm On Jan 30, 2016
Monalisa185:

reverse is the case, na them dey fear us tongue
eh shocked


I hail o grin
Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Monalisa185(f): 5:32am On Jan 31, 2016
ggrin:
eh shocked


I hail o grin
grin tongue

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