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Top 10 Lies Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children! by Nobody: 7:02pm On Jan 29, 2016
Being a parent is not a very easy job, it comes with a lot of responsibilities. Although parents teach their children not to tell lies, they can be the ‘masters’ of lies themselves.

All parents are guilty at some time or the other of telling some ‘harmless white lies’ to their children to get them to do something.

How do you get your children to eat beans? How do you get your kids to behave? When you’ve tried everything possible and it’s not working, necessity provides a solution: lies.

Children can be very inquisitive and sometimes parents stretch the truth to get a bit of a break from the constant barrage of questions.

They say honesty is the best policy, but sometimes it’s easier to just tell a ‘white lie’ for the good of all involved.

All over the world, parents lie to their children but some lies seem to be specific to Nigerian parents




Here are some of the common lies peculiar to Nigerian parents.

10. If you play with boys you will get pregnant:

Some parents have no idea how to talk to their girls about the opposite sex and pregnancy, so this is the best line they could come up with.

9. Tell the person at the door I am not at home or I’m sleeping:

When your parents don’t want to receive visitors and they make you lie.

8. Go and wear your shoes, I will wait for you:

When you want to follow your parents out and they don’t want you to, they deceive you into going inside to get your shoes and before you return, they are already gone.

7. Lend me your savings, I will pay back:



You lend them the money and when it’s time for them to pay, they remind you of all the food you’ve been eating and all the things they’ve bought for you.

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Re: Top 10 Lies Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children! by Tallesty1(m): 7:07pm On Jan 29, 2016
That No.10 is not a lie bro.


Guys usually say let's play when they want to fool around with ladies so mama was right when she said playing with guys will make you pregnant

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Re: Top 10 Lies Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children! by Nobody: 7:16pm On Jan 29, 2016
Na so
Re: Top 10 Lies Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children! by kwencypresh(f): 7:19pm On Jan 29, 2016
my mum is guilty of no 9 & 7
Re: Top 10 Lies Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children! by EHMIR(m): 7:26pm On Jan 29, 2016
My papa was an honest man,he doesnt scam us,once he said no,its no...rip man
my mum,she try shaa,but i cant remember her scamming megrin
Re: Top 10 Lies Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children! by cruzita(f): 8:15pm On Jan 29, 2016
my mother still owe me N400 since I dey 9yrs.if I ask am she go ask me* all the food u dey chop u who dey buy am*.
Re: Top 10 Lies Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children! by doyinisaac(m): 10:07pm On Jan 29, 2016
They are right with number 10 oooooo.....e get some play wey be hit back to back...grin
Re: Top 10 Lies Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children! by Nobody: 11:29pm On Jan 29, 2016
grin sad
Re: Top 10 Lies Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children! by myfantasies(f): 8:20am On Jan 30, 2016
Funny enough my mum has told me all of d above

Nd she still do, except for number 10 nd 8,i am all grown up now grin grin
Re: Top 10 Lies Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children! by lexxyrule(m): 8:32am On Jan 31, 2016
myfantasies:
Funny enough my mum has told me all of d above

Nd she still do, except for number 10 nd 8,i am all grown up now grin grin

We'll then, come. And play with me
Re: Top 10 Lies Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children! by myfantasies(f): 9:03am On Jan 31, 2016
lexxyrule:


We'll then, come. And play with me
Name d place nd time
Re: Top 10 Lies Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children! by Nobody: 10:28am On Feb 01, 2016
cheesy
Re: Top 10 Lies Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children! by Nobody: 8:52am On Feb 04, 2016
grin

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