We all knw that our d--ks can just start standing without even feeling anytin sexual in any way. its just frustrating since it bulges in our trousers................................................................. Mine happend in the church, i was sleeping and wasnt dreaming of sex. i opened my eyes nd discovad everyone was standing. i stood up too and stretched my body wide attracting a lot of views. a friend of mine motioned to me to -cover that thing- i looked dwn and found my babyboy poking visciously at my trouser. all eyes were on me. tht girl kept laffing. happened when i was 13. guys share yours.

On dat fateful day, I went to see my friend and on my way back, I slept off in the bus for some minutes and when I woke some minutes later,I had a very strong e,rection and I was already close to my bus stop and again I sat at the front and you cld only get out frm the back door and you know sey brt be like hall when you dey waka people go see you frm head to toe, cos of the e.rection I cld,nt get down at my supposed bus stop, dat made me trek down back to my bus stop when I finally alighted

I was in a bus station on a queue waiting for a bus. Suddenly it went 100% alive. And there was a woman in front of me. I was moving back so it wont poke the woman behind, lucky for me, my wife was behind me so she came to my front when she noticed it.

@op how will that improve the economy?

STFUareyouGod:
@op how will that improve the economy?

hmmmm. baseless question.

Ok brb

Strahovski1:
I was in a bus station on a queue waiting for a bus. Suddenly it went 100% alive. And there was a woman in front of me. I was moving back so it wont poke the woman behind, lucky for me, my wife was behind me so she came to my front when she noticed it.

haha. honestly. it just gets hard 4 no reason. just had one on d road at adeyemi college of edu. had to bend dwn by a tree.

kossyablaze:
Ok brb

smh

jonaifame22:
On dat fateful day, I went to see my friend and on my way back, I slept off in the bus for some minutes and when I woke some minutes later,I had a very strong e,rection and I was already close to my bus stop and again I sat at the front and you cld only get out frm the back door and you know sey brt be like hall when you dey waka people go see you frm head to toe, cos of the e.rection I cld,nt get down at my supposed bus stop, dat made me trek down back to my bus stop when I finally alighted

i feel ur pain bruh.

I remembered that day my laptop bag saved me

that's why I will always recommend you stick your dick into your anus when going out to avoid embarrassment

cruzita:
that's why I will always recommend you stick your dick into your anus when going out to avoid embarrassment

after you sire.

Strahovski1:
I was in a bus station on a queue waiting for a bus. Suddenly it went 100% alive. And there was a woman in front of me. I was moving back so it wont poke the woman behind, lucky for me, my wife was behind me so she came to my front when she noticed it.

kindly check your gmail and reply. i sent you a mail. thanks.

i don't know if it's a curse or something but anytime i walk through the road to odim gate in UNN to my lodge, my dick is always at attention...don't know if they have bewitched me or something.....maybe cus of the huge traffic of ladies there....

Mine was in the bank, i was doing my bvn submited my form and took a sit there walk in this monster booty babe. Mhen my dic.k stood up forcefully and the customer care was shouting my name.

Jboyossai:
i don't know if it's a curse or something but anytime i walk through the road to odim gate in UNN to my lodge, my dick is always at attention...don't know if they have bewitched me or something.....maybe cus of the huge traffic of ladies there....

haba karma.

cokacoola:
Mine was in the bank, i was doing my bvn submited my form and took a sit there walk in this monster booty babe. Mhen my dic.k stood up forcefully and the customer care was shouting my name.

lol. tell me. u stand up?

tombravo:
lol. tell me. u stand up?

guy twas not funny o. Ijust bone mhen until everytin calmdown

cokacoola:
guy twas not funny o. Ijust bone mhen until everytin calmdown

lol. konji is nt a respecter of persons o.

This thing dey fall hand o.

Sometimes I go just use my hand arrange jonny or bend down like say I dey look for something