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Hilarious!! Diffrent Types Of "Chopping" In Nigerian Government. by laurenziz6(m): 9:59pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPPING IN GOVERNMENT by Hon.Prince Adeniyi Okikiola Habeeb. 1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called OBJ 2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own, that is called IBB. 3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called Abdulsalami. 4. When you chop in government and the place you are chopping eventually folds up, that is called ATiku 5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, that is called Gowon 6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, but you come dey get headache today, fever tomorrow, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called Shonekan 7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors come say bring all papers, dat is called Nwodo 8. When you chop in government and you die while chopping, that is called Abacha. 9. When you want to chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin to chop, that is called GOODLUCK JONATHAN. 10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called Orji Kalu. 11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called Fashola 12. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called Tinibu 13. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called James Ibori 14. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat one is called Rotimi Amechi 15. When you chop in government so tay you are even richer than the place you dey chop, dat one is called Dasuki. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious!! Diffrent Types Of "Chopping" In Nigerian Government. by chocolateme(f): 10:02pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
Hahahahaha !!!!! When you chop and chop and chop and cover your tracks with diverting attentions to fighting kworopsion and tourism. That is called Buhari. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious!! Diffrent Types Of "Chopping" In Nigerian Government. by zurine(f): 10:07pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
hmm |
Re: Hilarious!! Diffrent Types Of "Chopping" In Nigerian Government. by Nobody: 10:09pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
Lol.... Op, wat of PMB na... |
Re: Hilarious!! Diffrent Types Of "Chopping" In Nigerian Government. by philGeo(m): 10:12pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
So everybody is afraid of one President from west Africa? Social media bill in action secretly, one lecturer from KD is a good example, because he Chop more than anyone in the list. |
Re: Hilarious!! Diffrent Types Of "Chopping" In Nigerian Government. by Nobody: 10:24pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
Wen u chop and e be like say u no chop at all because the money no show for ur body. That one na Baba-go-slow. |
Re: Hilarious!! Diffrent Types Of "Chopping" In Nigerian Government. by GodpunishBuhari: 10:34pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
chocolateme: That dullard? |
Re: Hilarious!! Diffrent Types Of "Chopping" In Nigerian Government. by onagoodday: 10:47pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
derespect:Lwkmd @op, I don't laugh tire o |
Re: Hilarious!! Diffrent Types Of "Chopping" In Nigerian Government. by PlayerMeji: 1:05am On Feb 02, 2016 |
Interestingly Funny!!! |
Re: Hilarious!! Diffrent Types Of "Chopping" In Nigerian Government. by Demmocrats(m): 2:18am On Feb 02, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious!! Diffrent Types Of "Chopping" In Nigerian Government. by mazzi: 3:17am On Feb 02, 2016 |
In ekwere man's voice 'ALi nda" In ngwa man's voice "ala mu'onye" This land is not 4 sale! |
Re: Hilarious!! Diffrent Types Of "Chopping" In Nigerian Government. by mazzi: 3:23am On Feb 02, 2016 |
When you chop and chop tuwuchinkafa without minding that your zombies who are hoping for brukutu and ewedu from you are biting their mouth in hunger,you are who....? Get the answer and win a well APC propaganded wrist watch |
Re: Hilarious!! Diffrent Types Of "Chopping" In Nigerian Government. by chriskosherbal(m): 3:41am On Feb 02, 2016 |
Hahaha really funny |
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