flokii:


abi na...


bfor pesin wife go start dey open thread for NL... 'he sleeps a lot'.. 'he is not hitting me well'... 'he keeps saying he's tired, pls HELP' etc. etc. all those silly threads we see

as a guy man na... me sef go sabi take care of myself

we guys no too get wahala lile dat

like timaya bro me I concur

gozzlin:


Wow, beautiful! Exactly what I want Onome dear. Let's do it together.

.... Onome?do u knw me somewhere?

driand:
then rush and marry menabae she'll oblige to help you with that.

and why do u think so?

dancok:
let me impregnate u.

Used to say 5, but e be like say I go stop for these 2.

I will born 4 children,2 boys and two girls by God grace

menabae:
.... Onome?do u knw me somewhere?

Yea.

3 by God grace..2boys n a girl..HAMZA,TESLIM n AISHA..

gozzlin:

Yea.

lol... Ok where?

3kids.......2 females and a male 1st.....Eden.....female 2nd.....Frank......male 3rd....Amanda...... female so help me Gawd

3kids.......2 females and a male 1st.....Eden.....female 2nd.....Frank......male 3rd....Amanda...... female so help me Gawd

menabae:
lol... Ok where?

Pls don't mind me, I just know you here on nairaland.

You just made me laugh. Are you a comedian? Anyway nice one.

Felt like appreciating..

pyyxxaro:
Am gonna have 3boys

The Boys would be called

Shedrak, meshek and abednigo


They are gonnaa be Prayer Warriors

hahahahahah

babyfaceafrica:
5,Sub zero,noob saibot,kano,kitana,liu kang

Nubian113:


1st It's my imaginary child so I'll call him what I like
2ndly see the 1st point


P.s my name means night/darkness wrong choir

Pss. Oh! Jay-z™ or Jay-zion™.... Jay for Jihad of course Nice

Name's copyright™

hmmmmm...may God help you oooo

chocolateme:
Some of the ladies and gentlemen here especially the guys must be having a cool imagination of what their future kids will look like. I observed that guys seems to be so in love with having babies even though they are not the ones that carries the pregnacy.
So how many do you wish to have with your spouse and what names do you intend for them? Don't name them Indomie though.
Chocolateme will have four by God's grace..
Names:
Chimamanda
Love Jnr
Hubby names the other 2.
What's yours?

if I were to be your husband, I would try convincing you that 3kids should be the maximum so we can all travel together and comfortably in my car without having to sit tightly in it... If the first child happens to be a boy, I shall name him. A girl..., u shall name her unless u decide otherwise.

5kids (2girls & 3boys by God's grace)

Names (boys)
Akinyemi
Olamide
James

Names (girls)
Her choices

meemedynamic, hope u love dem??

chidieze356:
if I were to be your husband, I would try convincing you that 3kids should be the maximum so we can all travel together and comfortably in my car without having to sit tightly in it... If the first child happens to be a boy, I shall name him. A girl..., u shall name her unless u decide otherwise.

very romantic. If he wants three, then I am ok with that so that the car would contain us all.

Jarus:
Used to say 5, but e be like say I go stop for these 2.

Fire on sir, 5 isn't too much for you.

Olohun ma n fi igbagbe si.

Omotayor123:

Two is enough..
The lord will do the perfect naming like he did for Jesus.

kossyablaze:
from a tribalist?hmmmm

Me tribalist

Am a prayer warrior

Three is ok for me I we name them Ronaldo Messi Kaka

chocolateme:
very romantic. If he wants three, then I am ok with that so that the car would contain us all.

A reasonable lady.... That is what you are then. Remain that way or get even better. Best wishes dear

I will be giving birth to 4 kids by the special grace of Almighty God... Amen... Thank you Jesus

gozzlin:


Pls don't mind me, I just know you here on nairaland.

nah.. Was talking abt the name "onome" why did u call me that?

I will like to have four children 2boys and 2girls David nifemi Rebecca and my last pikin Ayomi(baby of the house)


may God help me and give me the privilege

dacovajnr:
12 with different baby Mamas and won't get married to any of them and the names of my kids would be Basirat Wolimat,barakat,Mulikat,Azeezat,Memunat,kudirat,Abibat,kamorudeen,tajudeen,Muyideen, Kamaldeen

are u a Muslim

Funkybabee:


are u a Muslim

Nope but I do have an Islamic background...I belongs to no religion

menabae:
nah.. Was talking abt the name "onome" why did u call me that?

Duh, sweerie isn't that your name again? I had to call you by your real name na.

Akerry:
long thing bawo? u be monitoring spirit?how u take.know say i never get

U just had a heart break remember

You're very funny with the way you just attacked me. Northerner or not, I have liberty to live my life the way its pleases me. Insha Allah, May God help me with good wife, 3 Kids is okay.

anyimgbo:
Lair...,three kids? I laugh in Spanish...impossible thing to Aboki.the three kids is it from first wife , from the fourth wife or from the seventh wife that will replace already divorced fourth wife which several wives had replaced...,