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Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Aarenasbaba(m): 7:04pm On Feb 02, 2016
Rasisco:
AMA CALABAR BOY. I USE TO DISLIKE DOG MEAT BEFORE BUT I ATE IT UNKNOWINGLY SINCE THEN I EAT DOG MEAT ANYTIME ANY DAY ANYWHERE. THAT'S NOT HOW ITS PREPARED . MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THAT IN A BLACK POT....THE POST IS SO FUNNY LOOOLZ
Chaii....i heard dog bites or chases anybody eating dog...how true is it it?
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by SuzieeDee(f): 7:04pm On Feb 02, 2016
That is why it is better not to eat meat in any kind of restaurant you go sef
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Nelly21: 7:05pm On Feb 02, 2016
Hahaha
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Akosxxx(m): 7:05pm On Feb 02, 2016
Hahaha...



Plateau people too follow join.
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by tottinova: 7:06pm On Feb 02, 2016
wins18:
grin grin
when the calabar boy finally opens a restaurant in ur neighbourhood and u decide to go chill with ur bae only to see this (hilarious pix)


Left to me, eating dog is like eating my fellow human tongue

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Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Kennitrust(m): 7:07pm On Feb 02, 2016
must it be a calabar boy? op take time?
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Mrchippychappy(m): 7:07pm On Feb 02, 2016
Ondo (Ilaje people) dey chop dog pass Calabar . I know people from that side.
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Nobody: 7:07pm On Feb 02, 2016
Rasisco:
AMA CALABAR BOY. I USE TO DISLIKE DOG MEAT BEFORE BUT I ATE IT UNKNOWINGLY SINCE THEN I EAT DOG MEAT ANYTIME ANY DAY ANYWHERE. THAT'S NOT HOW ITS PREPARED . MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THAT IN A BLACK POT....THE POST IS SO FUNNY LOOOLZ

Nor let Seun catch you
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Daraph(m): 7:08pm On Feb 02, 2016
wins18:
I wonder when any of my post will make frontpage grin

This one don make am.
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Horlufemi(m): 7:09pm On Feb 02, 2016
Can someone explain the Dog meat 404 code. I don't get it.
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Spybradd: 7:09pm On Feb 02, 2016
Murderers but sha,those dog heads dey vex wella o..see annoyance..
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by callJesu: 7:10pm On Feb 02, 2016
Enjoy it
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by tempest01(m): 7:10pm On Feb 02, 2016
wins18:
I wonder when any of my post will make frontpage grin
e don finally make
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by wonlasewonimi: 7:12pm On Feb 02, 2016
Rasisco:
AMA CALABAR BOY. I USE TO DISLIKE DOG MEAT BEFORE BUT I ATE IT UNKNOWINGLY SINCE THEN I EAT DOG MEAT ANYTIME ANY DAY ANYWHERE. THAT'S NOT HOW ITS PREPARED . MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THAT IN A BLACK POT....THE POST IS SO FUNNY LOOOLZ

In short, you have been infected. tongue
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Ertekazee: 7:14pm On Feb 02, 2016
Isn't this better than the cat meat, the Ijaws and the Ilaje's eat?
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Gidiwap(m): 7:16pm On Feb 02, 2016
http://gidiwap.com/2016/02/02/when-the-calabar-boy-finally-opens-a-restaurant-in-ur-neighbourhood/ ;Dhttp://gidiwap.com/2016/02/02/when-the-calabar-boy-finally-opens-a-restaurant-in-ur-neighbourhood/
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Honestly1: 7:17pm On Feb 02, 2016
I was the first to bring this picture to nairaland.... Even with a better caption buh It didn't make front page. Someone stole it and now its in fp... Who ever did this without giving me credit. God is watching you.
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by onilanre(m): 7:20pm On Feb 02, 2016
wins18:
I wonder when any of my post will make frontpage grin

Keep trying
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by etenyong(m): 7:23pm On Feb 02, 2016
Correct meat. Its cures malaria more than any known malaria drugs. I can't 4get 28th dec, we did justice to a full dog meat 2getda wth palm wine just six of us somewhere in Uyo. its unfortunate that here in lagos i dont know any correct place to eat dog meat. Pls anyone who knows where i can get it here in lagos should kindly drop d address here 4 me. Thanks
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Nobody: 7:27pm On Feb 02, 2016
Kayoski:

I can see y u can't make front page.


u r trying to be funny..
Lolz.
The guy is still cracking jokes while his front page issue is suffering.
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Nobody: 7:30pm On Feb 02, 2016
Honestly1:
I was the first to bring this picture to nairaland.... Even with a better caption buh It didn't make front page. Someone stole it and now its in fp... Who ever did this without giving me credit. God is watching you.


LoL. Plagiarism.
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Nobody: 7:31pm On Feb 02, 2016
Thats just sad.....
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Nobody: 7:31pm On Feb 02, 2016
weblogo:
is that Hot dog ...lol
Lolz @ hot dog.
I checked Wikipedia and discovered that oyinbo got the name HOT DOG from Calabar "hot dog meat".
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Larryfest(m): 7:33pm On Feb 02, 2016
Lol.....see dem fallen heads of state.
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Kayoski(m): 7:33pm On Feb 02, 2016
LEGALAide:

Lolz.
The guy is still cracking jokes while his front page issue is suffering.
The gods have finally answered his prayers..

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Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by isimemenuduehi11: 7:34pm On Feb 02, 2016
tchigofigo:
Back in the days,at secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry.
During the exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%.The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So i always was the 1st Or 2nd to be
called out.One day, the Maths results were being released and my name wasn't among the first to be called out.The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had
not been called out.
Everyone kept looking at me asking:
"Guy wats up?"
"How you take do am?"
And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, He
had one paper remaining.I then asked myself, could I have scored a 90% in maths?I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong, Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my dreams have been answered.
The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me.
It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said,
"There is a cow that did not write his name on the paper that
scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come out now and get it".Then i FAINTED!
lmao.so funi
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Larryfest(m): 7:38pm On Feb 02, 2016
Honestly1:
I was the first to bring this picture to nairaland.... Even with a better caption buh It didn't make front page. Someone stole it and now its in fp... Who ever did this without giving me credit. God is watching you.
Probably mods dey high wen u postd urs
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by fuckerholic(m): 7:40pm On Feb 02, 2016
No
wins18:
grin grin
when the calabar boy finally opens a restaurant in ur neighbourhood and u decide to go chill with ur bae only to see this (hilarious pix)

Guy see calabar kitchen skills is not contestable by any other ethnic group not to talk of Yoruba.. So chill about the dog meat issue
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Dessyjones(m): 7:40pm On Feb 02, 2016
Keep trying
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Kangol99(m): 7:44pm On Feb 02, 2016
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by CriticMaestro: 8:21pm On Feb 02, 2016
I'll stand up for dog meat, any day anytime anywhere
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Nobody: 8:24pm On Feb 02, 2016
wins18:
grin grin
when the calabar boy finally opens a restaurant in ur neighbourhood and u decide to go chill with ur bae only to see this (hilarious pix)
Is that Shoprite, calabar??

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