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If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Strahovski1(m): 8:05pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Would you vote when I campaign? And why ? I would make the following changes to the rule of law: - Death Penalty for rape - Death Penalty for Adultery. - Castration by hand for Fornication - Marry 1 wife max! Or Castration by hand. - Have 3 kids Max! Or Castration by hand. - 250 Years imprisonment for financial crime - Legalise same sex marriage - Same sex you must have a child please or Death by stoning. I'm sorry. - Ban adoption of children. - Legalise sex work - Legalise use of guns by individuals for self defence - Marriage only at a minimum of 35 years of age or life in prison - Ban corporal punishment in schools - A parent who don't send child to school face 100 days imprisonment - Legalise marijuana - Death penalty for child abuse - Ban media criticism about government - Death penalty for anyone against the president - Death penalty for abortion - Firing Squad for the doctor who perform the abortion. - Death penalty for false witnesses - Legalise witchcraft and Voodoo - Ban killing of cattle, sheep and goat - Legalise Adult age from 15. Trust me 15 year olds are adults these days - The currency contain my picture. . - The official language is English or nothing! - Anyone against me sentenced to death. - The death penalties are nt by hanging. - The death penalties are by 'An Electric Chair' Please will you Vote? Just for fun but if it were real, don't you think Nigeria will become clean and awesome where law and order rules? Mods move to the right section. Lalasticlala what's your thought? |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Nobody: 8:08pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
ABSOLUTE AND CONCRETE RUBBISH, TOTAL NONSENSE, INEFFECTIVE FALACY RAISED TO THE POWER OF DEGENERATED BRUHAHA. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by divinehand2003(m): 8:09pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
No way to autocratic demonic agenda. We nor go allow u to contest for primaries self not to talk of participating in the general elections. 1 Like |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by ronald4lif(m): 8:10pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Campaign for India presidency first, mate. Your country need those reforms more than Nigeria. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Nobody: 8:12pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
If not for democracy these are what Buhari would have done. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Nobody: 8:22pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Speechless3:C UR MOUTH |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by CaroLyner(f): 8:32pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
i'll take this as a joke 1 Like |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by LOVEGINO(m): 8:46pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Warri Weed @ Work |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Strahovski1(m): 9:05pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Lol.. it's not that bad |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by ritababe(f): 9:12pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
if you be President then every body for Nigeria don die be that |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Nobody: 9:15pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Mtcheeeeeew. Only if Nigeria was India |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by jonaifame22(m): 9:16pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
So why the castration for fornication? |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by nwadiuko1(m): 9:58pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Strahovski1:what of weed? would you legalize it? |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by grbgrb4(m): 10:05pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
nwadiuko1:what is weed and what is marijuana ode. |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by nwadiuko1(m): 10:28pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
grbgrb4:ok thanks |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Nobody: 10:39pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
This Op from india is 101% confused aswear.... |
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Mickop(m): 4:51pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
Gerarahia |
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