CROBBOY:

Thanks man. However, the NYSC site specifies that the online payment should be made with an Interswitch or Verve debit card.

How about those of us that have GT Bank Master Card?

CROBBOY:

Thanks man. However, the NYSC site specifies that the online payment should be made with an Interswitch or Verve debit card.

How about those of us that have GT Bank Master Card?

chymi:
Please I need advice on the states to choose. Thanks

Really!!!
Ok, check this thread, https://www.nairaland.com/2847218/know-pros-cons-states-want
You'll find it very useful. Enough suggested states there.

chymi:
Please I need advice on the states to choose. Thanks

eaglevision:


Bwahahahaha! The car no like ur face ni,that's why anything that has to do with luck I dnt fancy it,one reason I dnt do betting even though d money dae entice #Ironyoflife

hearkenwunmi:
pls who knows a good cybercafe around ikorodu for easy registration.

chymi:
Please I need advice on the states to choose. Thanks

boboLIL:
The new system now is if u ask a question,, u tag name,, if not,,, u won't be attended to.... Disgusting like poo..

oluwafirefunmi:
Lol. Thank you. Wish you the very best

CROBBOY:
Given the limitations banks poses as regards working on Sunday and also the Nigerian unstable system of online payment, the NYSC online registration would be difficult to complete the early hours of Monday.

Are they alternatives?
cc:
LogoDWhiz
Amodu
Kbs468
Az

Rukkyola:
Abeg seriousness mode activated.I hav so many questions i wanto ask hea.
1.Hu ar doz dat are qualified 2 serve? Can't my 2yr old cousin serve?
2.must u do ur service in nigeria?
3.When is the senate approved list likely 2 b out.
4.Wen it comes out how wil i get it? Do dey sell it in d market?
5.Wat if mumcy says i shud not serve unko? Wil it affect my future?
6.Must i recieve my allawee wen am being paid?
7.Do i necessarily need my certificate or SOR in camp?
8.Must i go 2 d place of my PPA? can't i just stay 4 my moda shop?
9.Wil dea b free ride 2 my ppa
10.Can i possibly extend my service 2 over 10yrs if i lyk?
11.Y do pple fear 2 serve n d north? Dem dey kil person 4 dea
12.If khaki no reach me 4 service wat can i wea?
13.na tru say soldiers dey purnish pple if u misbehave?
14.Can i really meet my future husband during service?
15.Wat if i meet him and my sent4rina no gri make i mari am unko?
16.Do i need 2 cari fudstuff lyk water,rice,amala,indomie fufu and ko?
17.How many clot shud i cari wen i dey go? 10 box of clothes go do?
18.Na tru say na only white person dey wea evri day like ghost? Wat if e com de dirty unko?
19.am i allowed 2 take laptop,tv,stove,pot,radio and fone go camp?
20.Do dey allow juju in camp incase person wan snatch my husband?
Thank u so much 4 ur quick response.
Cc; sent4rina,Fraiser,justified10,CROBBOY,logoDWhiz,kbs468,fraih,sc31,Joan jane john dat is if u no dey vex 4 me,spixytinxy,bobolil,johndanny,armynu,Alhassanu,DTOBS,dchiefpriest,chiefololade,kil,shaq or marry cos i no remember ur name,miss oyin, and anybdy wey wanto chuk mouth buh pls no insult me abeg

ayosco2008:
you can use your gtbank Mastercard. Infact that's what 60% will use

eaglevision:


But NYSC no too try sef,so person go dae hope on Borno,dem go just give person Enugu,that's nt fair na

jayloms:
*walks in muttering under his breath, face expressionless; mounts the podium* clears throat then calls out to d audience.

Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please.

I stand before you this hour, to voice my displeasure of the intolerance witnessed in this city at the early hours of today- the time of day that defines the rest of one's day.

*First,......* clears throat, glances over the room in a bid to continue but catches a frightening stern look from one of d audience.. Suddenly a voice bawls out from behind, "Ogbeni abeg, shut up!!! na who you be sef, na you know pass". startled and disoriented by the voice, scans around searchingly in embarrassment, looking for a rescuer. Realizing d facial expressions of majority of d audience, dishing out same question as d audacious voice

**steps down from podium and walks out to a secluded corner. Slips fingers into pocket, gets a stick, lights it and begins puffing away the trauma **

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For those asking if the portal will open by 12am, Type "Batch B 15 (1642) nairaland" on Google, the number in parentheses is the pg number. Albeit, the preceding day before theirs was a week day, the portal wasn't opened for reg not until 7am; ours is on Monday just after sunday, this could influence the opening time -- just saying and now just leaving

CROBBOY:

Without reservations, I always do admire this your way of writing which is usually accompanied with mental pictures.

ARE YOU A NOVELIST?

amodu:


Congrats

jayloms:
*walks in muttering under his breath, face expressionless; mounts the podium* clears throat then calls out to d audience.

Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please.

I stand before you this hour, to voice my displeasure of the intolerance witnessed in this city at the early hours of today- the time of day that defines the rest of one's day.

*First,......* clears throat, glances over the room in a bid to continue but catches a frightening stern look from one of d audience.. Suddenly a voice bawls out from behind, "Ogbeni abeg, shut up!!! na who you be sef, na you know pass". startled and disoriented by the voice, scans around searchingly in embarrassment, looking for a rescuer. Realizing d facial expressions of majority of d audience, dishing out same question as d audacious voice

**steps down from podium and walks out to a secluded corner. Slips fingers into pocket, gets a stick, lights it and begins puffing away the trauma **

---------------------------------------------------

For those asking if the portal will open by 12am, Type "Batch B 15 (1642) nairaland" on Google, the number in parentheses is the pg number. Albeit, the preceding day before theirs was a week day, the portal wasn't opened for reg not until 7am; ours is on Monday just after sunday, this could influence the opening time -- just saying and now just leaving

johndanny:
abeg dem try ... . so before wey dem been de post people at random nkor, you for just wake up one morning enter school go see ur call up with sokoto

Abbeyunique2:

nah wetin i be wan ask be that. the way he virtually create an environment/scene is too brilliant. he must be a good student of art

CROBBOY:

Without reservations, I always do admire this your way of writing which is usually accompanied with mental pictures.

ARE YOU A NOVELIST?

jayloms:


Oga boss! Ur boy is an Enginerd.

Rukkyola:
Abeg seriousness mode activated.I hav so many questions i wanto ask hea.

1.Hu ar doz dat are qualified 2 serve? Can't my 2yr old cousin serve?

2.must u do ur service in nigeria?

3.When is the senate approved list likely 2 b out.

4.Wen it comes out how wil i get it? Do dey sell it in d market?

5.Wat if mumcy says i shud not serve unko? Wil it affect my future?

6.Must i recieve my allawee wen am being paid?

7.Do i necessarily need my certificate or SOR in camp?

8.Must i go 2 d place of my PPA? can't i just stay 4 my moda shop?

9.Wil dea b free ride 2 my ppa

10.Can i possibly extend my service 2 over 10yrs if i lyk?

11.Y do pple fear 2 serve n d north? Dem dey kil person 4 dea

12.If khaki no reach me 4 service wat can i wea?

13.na tru say soldiers dey purnish pple if u misbehave?

14.Can i really meet my future husband during service?

15.Wat if i meet him and my sent4rina no gri make i mari am unko?

16.Do i need 2 cari fudstuff lyk water,rice,amala,indomie fufu and ko?

17.How many clot shud i cari wen i dey go? 10 box of clothes go do?

18.Na tru say na only white person dey wea evri day like ghost? Wat if e com de dirty unko?

19.am i allowed 2 take laptop,tv,stove,pot,radio and fone go camp?

20.Do dey allow juju in camp incase person wan snatch my husband?

Thank u so much 4 ur quick response.

CROBBOY:

Then, I suspect writing should be your hobby if not passion and strength.

I do respect good art (not act) of writing, especially, when it comes from young person.

It may be possible a career in that path will bring you to the lamplight. Just some added skills and technique might do.

Cudos!

Rukkyola:
Abeg seriousness mode activated.I hav so many questions i wanto ask hea.
1.Hu ar doz dat are qualified 2 serve? Can't my 2yr old cousin serve?
2.must u do ur service in nigeria?
3.When is the senate approved list likely 2 b out.
4.Wen it comes out how wil i get it? Do dey sell it in d market?
5.Wat if mumcy says i shud not serve unko? Wil it affect my future?
6.Must i recieve my allawee wen am being paid?
7.Do i necessarily need my certificate or SOR in camp?
8.Must i go 2 d place of my PPA? can't i just stay 4 my moda shop?
9.Wil dea b free ride 2 my ppa
10.Can i possibly extend my service 2 over 10yrs if i lyk?
11.Y do pple fear 2 serve n d north? Dem dey kil person 4 dea
12.If khaki no reach me 4 service wat can i wea?
13.na tru say soldiers dey purnish pple if u misbehave?
14.Can i really meet my future husband during service?
15.Wat if i meet him and my sent4rina no gri make i mari am unko?
16.Do i need 2 cari fudstuff lyk water,rice,amala,indomie fufu and ko?
17.How many clot shud i cari wen i dey go? 10 box of clothes go do?
18.Na tru say na only white person dey wea evri day like ghost? Wat if e com de dirty unko?
19.am i allowed 2 take laptop,tv,stove,pot,radio and fone go camp?
20.Do dey allow juju in camp incase person wan snatch my husband?
Thank u so much 4 ur quick response.
Cc; sent4rina,Fraiser,justified10,CROBBOY,logoDWhiz,kbs468,fraih,sc31,Joan jane john dat is if u no dey vex 4 me,spixytinxy,bobolil,johndanny,armynu,Alhassanu,DTOBS,dchiefpriest,chiefololade,kil,shaq or marry cos i no remember ur name,miss oyin, and anybdy wey wanto chuk mouth buh pls no insult me abeg

eaglevision:


But sokoto is a nice state anywaiz,plenty correct chicks dae there,stable electricity,a cow goes for 5k(enough for u for a year),hosing for corpers is 2nd to none,d night life is gbam nd d state is paying well.Lobatan

Rukkyola:
Abeg seriousness mode activated.I hav so many questions i wanto ask hea.
1.Hu ar doz dat are qualified 2 serve? Can't my 2yr old cousin serve?
2.must u do ur service in nigeria?
3.When is the senate approved list likely 2 b out.
4.Wen it comes out how wil i get it? Do dey sell it in d market?
5.Wat if mumcy says i shud not serve unko? Wil it affect my future?
6.Must i recieve my allawee wen am being paid?
7.Do i necessarily need my certificate or SOR in camp?
8.Must i go 2 d place of my PPA? can't i just stay 4 my moda shop?
9.Wil dea b free ride 2 my ppa
10.Can i possibly extend my service 2 over 10yrs if i lyk?
11.Y do pple fear 2 serve n d north? Dem dey kil person 4 dea
12.If khaki no reach me 4 service wat can i wea?
13.na tru say soldiers dey purnish pple if u misbehave?
14.Can i really meet my future husband during service?
15.Wat if i meet him and my sent4rina no gri make i mari am unko?
16.Do i need 2 cari fudstuff lyk water,rice,amala,indomie fufu and ko?
17.How many clot shud i cari wen i dey go? 10 box of clothes go do?
18.Na tru say na only white person dey wea evri day like ghost? Wat if e com de dirty unko?
19.am i allowed 2 take laptop,tv,stove,pot,radio and fone go camp?
20.Do dey allow juju in camp incase person wan snatch my husband?
Thank u so much 4 ur quick response.
Cc; sent4rina,Fraiser,justified10,CROBBOY,logoDWhiz,kbs468,fraih,sc31,Joan jane john dat is if u no dey vex 4 me,spixytinxy,bobolil,johndanny,armynu,Alhassanu,DTOBS,dchiefpriest,chiefololade,kil,shaq or marry cos i no remember ur name,miss oyin, and anybdy wey wanto chuk mouth buh pls no insult me abeg

IghravweIG:
Just saw this on twitter now.
Seems its 30th march for stream 1

sheylarhh:
How true is dis info?
BREAKING: The National Youth Service Corps Management
has approved 2016 Batch'A' Orientation Course to
commence as follows:
1. Stream 1: Wednesday, 30th March, 2016 - Monday, 18th
April, 2016;
2. Stream 2: Wednesday, 27th April, 2016 - Monday 16th
May, 2016.
NYSC Management wishes all prospective corps members
safe trips to camp, happy and peaceful orientation exercise,
and a fruitful service year.