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Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by kilokeys(m): 3:29am On Feb 07, 2016
Do not neglect the fellowship of believers.. Thats a truth.

But sometimes, we just need a break from the mystical bombardment and get a clear head, don't we?

I'll be glad to hear how ur service went today.

How u can relate spiritual principles to our everyday lives.

We are all Nigerians..

Are u stuck on hearing, God's time is the best?
Why does that phrase come when the "pastor" thinks you are impatient?

Are all problems relating to spiritual battles?

No electricity, we pray
No water, we pray
No jobs, we pray

Shake our buttocks in spiritual ecstacy..
Why do pastors and church leaders shy away from civil issues?
They wanna play safe, they don't wanna be like Martin Luther King Jr.

"it is well" is the singular phrase that has killed millions of Nigerians.

We keep waiting.

To be utterly brainwashed is to believe;

The Americans prayed to have the constant power they have.
The Norwegians prayed and crime drastically reduced
The Chinese prayed their way into technological innovations
The South Africans sat in the churches and prayed against apartheid
All high-paid workers are fervent christians
Every rich man not a Christian is into dirty deals
The Witches in Africa are the strongest

Oh foolish Nigerians, who have bewitched you?

The economy isn't working... They make it seem it's ur fault

Yeah, ur uncle is responsible
You need to pray more
Sow the seeds

We become actors featuring in life's
Fast and furious
Fire water land and air benders

Will God do for man what man ought to do for himself?

I guess prayers coming from this part of the world would flood Heaven's spam folder and probably assigned to Angel Fatai to sort out the trash

I'll be in church next Sunday.. As a better Christian

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Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by ichommy(m): 5:11am On Feb 07, 2016
grin I wish you understand more before next Sunday. Going to church is not the way Brother.
Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by firstking01(m): 5:12am On Feb 07, 2016
My brother, you do not serve God with the mindset that He must bless you

You do not Go to church because if you don't go He won't bless you

You can't serve God if you don't love Him...you first of all look away from around your problems and carry your cross and follow Him

@kilokeys, you see, that's the problem with today believers, we everything ozubo ozubo...nigeria is the way it is because we decided to keep it like that...

As a christian, simple wisdom demands that, after graduation, the next thing is storm the street, if a job ain't coming for the momen, look for something and keep yourself busy, but for where na, the today christian wants to pray and recieve instant result, my brother, it doesn't work that way all the time..

For the fact that, you go to church, pay your your tithes faithfully, give your offering both sundays and weekly activity doesn't mean you will automatically become rich...

The problem is, most so-called born again lack simple wisdom, cos some of them see eveything as sin before God, that's why they miss it sometimes...

And most times our preachings and teachings are not balanced...i'd advice you listen to david oyedepo or david ibeyeomie for wisdom on how to excell, it's not evertime we preach spiritually, though that one is the most important thing....

My advice, just apply wisdom in everything you do cos God can never leave a man who prays and serves Him and working harder than you to come bless you who is lazy finding blames and pointing accusing fingers...He's not a partiaL God....Godbless you...happy sunday
Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by smsshola(m): 5:13am On Feb 07, 2016
Bros true talk...but that is not enough reason for u yp stay at home.
Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by Roseey0(f): 5:14am On Feb 07, 2016
You go still go...
Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by 0nyegame(m): 5:26am On Feb 07, 2016
Oga i don't think if God will ever accept that ur excuse,u beta go to church today
Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by Karlovich: 6:08am On Feb 07, 2016
Don't forget about prayers against kworoption
Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by Aviero: 6:29am On Feb 07, 2016
I don't know if it's just me. But aside from the worship sessions, nothing else interests me. I try to go to church early most times not to miss that. grin

I've not been to church for a while now, but I'll be going today. And immediately after the worship, I'll leave. smiley
Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by Flexherbal(m): 7:17am On Feb 07, 2016
God is a rewarder of those who diligently seek him.
Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by tr3y(m): 10:18am On Feb 07, 2016
ichommy:
grin I wish you understand more before next Sunday. Going to church is not the way Brother.

cool
Time is money jare
Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by ichommy(m): 10:24am On Feb 07, 2016
tr3y:

cool Time is money jare
GBAM! Baba Olowo
Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by tr3y(m): 10:44am On Feb 07, 2016
ichommy:


GBAM! Baba Olowo
For where?

shey make I come chop breakfast for your side?
Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by malvisguy212: 10:53am On Feb 07, 2016
kilokeys:
Do not neglect the fellowship of believers.. Thats a truth.

But sometimes, we just need a break from the mystical bombardment and get a clear head, don't we?

I'll be glad to hear how ur service went today.

How u can relate spiritual principles to our everyday lives.

We are all Nigerians..

Are u stuck on hearing, God's time is the best?
Why does that phrase come when the "pastor" thinks you are impatient?

Are all problems relating to spiritual battles?

No electricity, we pray
No water, we pray
No jobs, we pray

Shake our buttocks in spiritual ecstacy..
Why do pastors and church leaders shy away from civil issues?
They wanna play safe, they don't wanna be like Martin Luther King Jr.

"it is well" is the singular phrase that has killed millions of Nigerians.

We keep waiting.

To be utterly brainwashed is to believe;

The Americans prayed to have the constant power they have.
The Norwegians prayed and crime drastically reduced
The Chinese prayed their way into technological innovations
The South Africans sat in the churches and prayed against apartheid
All high-paid workers are fervent christians
Every rich man not a Christian is into dirty deals
The Witches in Africa are the strongest

Oh foolish Nigerians, who have bewitched you?

The economy isn't working... They make it seem it's ur fault

Yeah, ur uncle is responsible
You need to pray more
Sow the seeds

We become actors featuring in life's
Fast and furious
Fire water land and air benders

Will God do for man what man ought to do for himself?

I guess prayers coming from this part of the world would flood Heaven's spam folder and probably assigned to Angel Fatai to sort out the trash

I'll be in church next Sunday.. As a better Christian
you have faith in God, but your faith is NOT a savings faith. Their are days when life doesent seem to come easy, We can’t always control what happens to us, but we can always control how we choose to respond. Try to keep positive attitude regardless of how life is, good or bad.

“Rejoice always, pray continually, give
thanks in all circumstances; for this is
God’s will for you in Christ Jesus. ” 1
Thessalonians 5:16-18
Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by Nobody: 10:56am On Feb 07, 2016
Just got back from Service. Received Holy Ghost annointing for better demonic breakthroughs. Also, the wine they used for communion was awesome. I think it was imported.

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Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by ichommy(m): 11:00am On Feb 07, 2016
tr3y:
For where?
shey make I come chop breakfast for your side?
Yinmu, Eko ati Akara ni mo manje fa grin
Re: Why I'll Stay Home This Sunday by ichommy(m): 11:02am On Feb 07, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
Just got back from Service. Received Holy Ghost annointing for better demonic breakthroughs. Also, the wine they used for communion was awesome. I think it was imported.

grin

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