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Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by kanaleke(m): 11:24am On Feb 07, 2016
We always have this available made excuses of not going to church when someone asks....ranging from " I had a long day on saturday, I couldn't figure out what to put on or I don't have nice cloth to wear, some will even go as far as saying that they woke late- I think that is the funniest among all and unfortunately I among these group. Let's hear from you. What prevented you from going to church today nairalanders

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 11:27am On Feb 07, 2016
End time churches around




I just noticed I made made d FTC the 3rd time in history when some Pple r struggling for just one.

I use this opportunity to thank God who made me use this morning to do my clean up before I start work for d new week..


I also apologise to God in advance cos I will be going for a football training next Sunday morning.



Furthermore, I ask God to forgive my neighbour who normally v sex on Sunday morning before going to church Buh wait....... All this canal churches sef ..


I also refused to be a part in the pastor's stomach infrastructural programme cos ejirooo akpataa atufieeee abaaa ogaranya in my state ..

N lastly,may God make all my female friends forget me next week sun to avoid mgbawa obiiii

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by kanaleke(m): 11:37am On Feb 07, 2016
alanposh:
End time churches around
hmmm.....it seems u don't go to church at all

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 11:41am On Feb 07, 2016
At work

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by kanaleke(m): 11:49am On Feb 07, 2016
twoondei:
At work
are you into medical field?

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by Seun(m): 12:28pm On Feb 07, 2016
Atheism.

Well, the praise worship part of church is nice because it can help you to lose weight and build your physical stamina. It's like dancing at a club.

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by Omotayor123(f): 12:29pm On Feb 07, 2016
TeamAmebo cool

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by LaRoyalHighness(f): 12:32pm On Feb 07, 2016
Just wanna rest.

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by trigar12(m): 12:32pm On Feb 07, 2016
Nowadays church no dey sweet me go. I feel so comfortable sitting at home doing nothing on Sundays. I need prayers mehn sad cry

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by Peebuddy: 12:32pm On Feb 07, 2016
My bet cast today again

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by allanphash7(m): 12:32pm On Feb 07, 2016
Cos i'm a deist

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by RoyalBlak007: 12:32pm On Feb 07, 2016
Seun:
Well, the praise worship part of church is nice because it can help you to lose weight and build your physical stamina. It's like dancing at a club.
grin Especially white garment churches

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by Ojestas(m): 12:33pm On Feb 07, 2016
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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by Thayay(m): 12:33pm On Feb 07, 2016
Cuz i wanna be the first to comment, but my efforts has been futile so far lol

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by Lexusgs430: 12:33pm On Feb 07, 2016
My bed refused to release me

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by 360ng: 12:33pm On Feb 07, 2016
Absolutely nothing.. God help me..

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by Hyinkar97(m): 12:33pm On Feb 07, 2016
smileyIt's my birthday. How many likes for me? smiley

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by LivingDiamond(m): 12:33pm On Feb 07, 2016
Just coming back from church...

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by ubastan: 12:33pm On Feb 07, 2016
no
Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by gilly007: 12:34pm On Feb 07, 2016
alanposh:
End time churches around

Are they all around you
Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by Anoruo(m): 12:34pm On Feb 07, 2016
no reason can justify why you did not go to church today as long as you are healthy. so don't waste your strength typing any reason

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by Glossyclick(m): 12:34pm On Feb 07, 2016
Hw e take concern u. My Friend Gerera hia for real mehn shit. U don't know not mm but am gonna teach u some mmm grin grin grin

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by Bluezy13(m): 12:34pm On Feb 07, 2016
Just for the sake of comment

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by fireforfire: 12:34pm On Feb 07, 2016
I didnt feel like

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by flyca: 12:34pm On Feb 07, 2016
Seun:
Well, the praise worship part of church is nice because it can help you to lose weight and build your physical stamina. It's like dancing at a club.
Why are you commenting on a Christian thread

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by valmunich(m): 12:34pm On Feb 07, 2016
Our pastor carry church key travel sad

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 12:34pm On Feb 07, 2016
Because these New GENERATION PASTORS make me feel disappointed as a Christian.
Especially those Who use " IT DOESN'T MATTER"

Any way,
I have plans of STARTING mine

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by scribble: 12:34pm On Feb 07, 2016
undecided


I went to church so this doesn't apply.


Very soon God will transfer the wealth of the unbelievers on this particular thread to me.

Mark this comment

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by pbs4real(m): 12:35pm On Feb 07, 2016
Seun:
Atheism.

Well, the praise worship part of church is nice because it can help you to lose weight and build your physical stamina. It's like dancing at a club.
like seriously

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by henrydadon(m): 12:35pm On Feb 07, 2016
because i have woken up to reality..and realise these pastors can't help me..I wish I can recover the amount of offering have given these churches ..they will be like " give the biggest amount of money with u right now..the Lord want to bless u" me sef go do mumu drop the last one thousand naira with me for offering

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by Lexusgs430: 12:35pm On Feb 07, 2016
Seun:
Atheism.

Well, the praise worship part of church is nice because it can help you to lose weight and build your physical stamina. It's like dancing at a club.

Oga Seun, Are you trying to confess?

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Re: Why Did You Not Go To Church Today? by donephi(m): 12:35pm On Feb 07, 2016
360ng:
Absolutely nothing.. God help me..
Hmmmm!

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