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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by teemama20(f): 11:30pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Lag, Abj, Edo LogoDWhiz: |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 11:31pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
justified10: He said I "misyarned".... Whereas, I made a mistake... I actually meant to say the secreteriat..is close and that if the guy would chose AKS and incidentally given Abak...I could shelter him... Then I deleted the post and didn't bother to restructure the phrases.. If he's a graduate... He would've corrected me amicably and not like a tout... |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 11:32pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
yanabasee:The guy who called me to work said an announcement was made during the service. Didn't you get that? Initiated this post before now ![]() |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 11:33pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
SC31:I no dey dia wen u talk am o |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 11:34pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
**Clears throat,grabs d microphone,and begins her testimony** It is not a small sometin o. As mumcy do shakara remain small food 4 me because I NO HELP GRI HELP HER 4 KITCHEN 2DAY,na im me sef com vex live house sey make i go buy FANTA & BISCUIT 4 my life wey go bele ful me. I don buy my FANTA finish o,e com remain make i cari my leg waka go house.Na im ONE BOY STOP ME FOR ROAD (I no fit call am GUY because i no lyk am. Shebi normally if a guy wan TOAST u 4 road,he go dey SMILE,e go start wit SWEET TALK, like HELLO PRETTY (e no concern am weda u fyn or not),MY NAME IS SENT4RINA,OR JUSTIFIED10,OR KBS468,OR FRAISER,OR AMODU OR LOGODWHIS OR CROBBOY.I HAVE BEEN SEEING U AROUND 4 SMTYM NW (even though e neva c u b4),I LIKE UR STATURE,THE WAY U WALK( even though na like DOG u dey waka),THE WAY U SPEAK (even though ur voice dey like cow own), AND I REALLY APPRECIATE UR BEAUTY (even though u resemble monkey twin) PLS CAN I BE UR FRIEND? You self go done dey joli 4 ur mind,come dey smile give am,u go dey blush like never b4.(EVEN THOUGH THE GUY FOLO U RESEMBLE MONKEY TWIN) E go b like sey them use JUJU 4 u,u sef no go kNW wen u go start to dey give am ur PHONE NUMBER AND EVRITIN ABOUT U & UR FAMILY,even d ones wey E NO ASK U. Tor,dis SOLOMON WEY I JAMM 4 ROAD NO GRI TALK LIKE DAT O. As i buy my FANTA & BISCUIT FINISH wey i dey do my CAT WORK JEJE Weda i go JAMM BETA GUY 4 road wey go gri LIKE ME,make una help me hear ME AND BRODA SOLO CONVERSATION O (no typographical error 4 im speech o,bros e no sabi ENGLISH but e fit DEY my own because DEM TEACH ME ENGLISH 4 Sch) SOLOMON: Weldone o,tell me ur NAME,where do use to LIVE? I wanto b UR FRIEND.Can I get ur number (D guy no gri PUT COMMA,FULL STOP,OR ANY PUNCTUATION MARK 4 IM SPEECH.e just dey talk lyk person wey HOT YAM DEY BURN 4 MOUTH) **Na im FEAR CATCH ME.I com dey tink 4 my mind sey e b LIKE SEY NA ONE 'j' wey i don find im trouble b dis o,d guy wan TRICK me so dat e go fit get TIME BEND MY MOUTH 4 ME,COM TAKE BEATING SCATTER MY HEAD 4 DIS DRY street WEY PEOPLE NO DEY.e b lyk sey d guy no knw sey i GET BRAIN** ME: Sorry broda, I can't answer ur question. SOLOMON: Wat do u mean by U wil not ansa wat I ASK U? ME: Am SORRY broda,IT IS SIMPLY 4 SECURITY PURPOSE. SOLOMON: So me dat gri 2 tell u my name unko? Dat means if i ask u 4 ur number,you wil talk dat u wil not give me b dat. ME: Am SORRY,u told me ur NAME because u feel secured.I don't feel secured so i can't tell u my name or watever! SOLOMON:How wil u b SECURED now dat u don't want to ansa me? Me: I can never tell u because ur a STRANGER 2 ME. SOLOMON: Why ar u doin RUDE,RUDE now? ME: Am sorry,BUT Y AR U CARELESS WIT UR SPEECH? Is it a MUST dat i tell u about mysef? Pls STOP following me,am really tired this nyt,I am very HUNGRY,I AV BEEN TRU A LOT OF STRESS 2DAY,MY HEAD HURTS,I DON'T HAVE TIME 4 DISCUSSION,I just wanto go home 2 hav some REST. **Now if 2 say na beta guy, e go tell me; Oh sorry,no WONDER U LUK SO STRESSED UP,DO U CARE FOR FANTA? Me go com form small so dat e no go tink sey i 2 CHEAP,even though i don dey lov am already.** SOLOMON: Okay, b4 u wil go 2 rest,oya giv me ur numba so dat i can u 4 nyt. **AS I C sey d guy no wan hear word,na so I BRANCH ENTER ONE CAFE, go dey trouble dem wit 'IRRELEVANT NYSC MATA' wey no supoz get ansa,hopin sey d guy go don disappear 4rm d outside wey im dey wait me.Ashe i dey DECEIVE mysef buh i no knw. AS I COMOT 4 CAFE NA SO I JAMM D BRODA 4 OUTSIDE.Na den I com knw sey my explanation no gri stay 4 broda BRAIN.** ME: Am sorry i kept u waiting 4 so long,pls ignore my BAD MANNER,my name is AISHA,am in SS3 class,my fone numba is :081987654321.(if u lyk go call d numba 'OYO' is ur case dis nyt.) ME again:I think av also bin seein u 2 b4 along dis street shebi u ar Jombo jombo's friend (Person wey I NEVA C B4 FOR MY LIFE) SOLOMON: yes JOMBO is my FRIEND. **na im i tel am sori let me quickly collect my change 4rm dis CAFE PEOPLE,don't wori,I WON'T STAY LONG.Na so i take cari my leg folo wan corna,comot my shoe 4 leg,start 2 dey run go house lyk sey i don KOLO.My h@com dey bit pas church band As i reach aus unko? MUMCY; HEY! Com here y ar trembling lyk dis? U don go find troble again ba? IF PESIN BIT U 'OYO' IS UR CASE ME: Mumcy i didn't want u 2 b worid ni fa,i had 2 run so dat i can quicly get hom.shebi u sey make we no dey comot 4 nyt? MUMCY:Tank God u av finaly dcided 2 change,oya GO TAKE FANTA 4 FRIDGE. ME: Mumcy so FANTA dey aus,u com make me sofa dis nyt? U AR WICKED! (Dem no BORN ME WELL MAKE I TALK AM OUTSIDE SHE BEAT PASS JOMBO sef.NA 4 MY MIND I TALK DAT ONE O. Me again: MUMCY,DON'T WORI make i JUST HIDE AM UNDER BED,hunger no gri wori me again. *na so i cari FANTA go HIDE 4 UNDER BED because HUNGER NO WORI ME AGAIN* NOW OVER TO UNA, pay me my BONANZA! Wat av u learnt 4rm dis? If una knw ansa no more jist 4 una again o OYO IS UR CASE. ** waitin patiently 4 ansas** 2 Likes |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 11:34pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
FASH23: Actually I dnt like that EKSU of a tin,I'm a graduate of UNAD,cos I was admitted a Unadite |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 11:34pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
any update ? |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 11:35pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
yanabasee:I kinda get ur point... I hate to b corrected "rudely" as well. lyk my pressy logodWhiz would say *let it slide* |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 11:36pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Constantly refreshing these two NYSC sites every 2-5 minutes isn't a big task for me ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 11:36pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
CROBBOY: Perhaps... I wasn't paying much attention.. Was at the counting room... After offering is announcement. Not immediately tho.. Are you working with Bro Afo? |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 11:36pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
ashkenking:nawa o, some pple can sabi jumb like grasscutter o, me wey get my sis sef never drop bb pin 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 11:37pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
ashkenking:Ok, whats your name and dept you finished from? |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 11:38pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
justified10:Nahhhh... I wouldn't banter words with him anymore... Dude's got no manners! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 11:39pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
eaglevision:same here bro..chemistry dept. u? |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 11:39pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Fraiser:Don't worry, she is safe. Atleast, She has a Senatorial backup (Amodu) |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 11:39pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
amodu:senator hw far, u just dey show face since, which cafe u dey now? |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:39pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
teemama20:Excellent choices |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 11:40pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
yanabasee:Steve! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 11:40pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Fraiser:dey Dia dey dull..pple no get tym. |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:40pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
yanabasee: E don do! U be man na! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:41pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
FASH23:Good to know and once again, Congratulations for making it |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by teemama20(f): 11:42pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Tnx pressy LogoDWhiz: |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 11:42pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
yanabasee:nice bro..chop knuckle |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 11:44pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
[quote author=justified10 post=42718293] same here bro..chemistry dept. u?[/qu Wow,Unadites abi na Eksuites plenty for here,Economics Education bro |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 11:44pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
justified10:no worry if u won go follow babe talk jus use lyk 3 botus of dark sailor shock ur body, inspiration go come |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 11:44pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
CROBBOY:Olrite..... Do ya thing! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 11:44pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
sirguy542:Lol! UNA DON DEY KOLO 4 HEA. |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:46pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Rukkyola and OYO |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SC31(f): 11:47pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Fraiser:Lol wetin concern me,e ask question and I give am answer |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 11:48pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
LogoDWhiz:No b una fault,Shebi na me wey dey help una settle play,play,play mata na im cos am.If not una 4 knw dey talk ' IRRELEVANT NYSC MATA 4 HERE! OYO is ur case if 'j' catch u. |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SC31(f): 11:48pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
boboLIL:You're welcome |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 11:49pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Less than 15 mins to the day of commencement of online registration for Batch A16 PCM's,little wonder the city is still filled up by this time,my humble self your Mr A16 and my darling Miss A16(Fraih) wish y'all a successful online registration. |
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