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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 6:45am On Feb 08, 2016 |
#958 Socketbet:goodluck. sha holla us if the portal don open |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 6:47am On Feb 08, 2016 |
GUD MORNING EVRI1. THE MUCH ANTICIPATED NEWS U IS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY MUMCY'S FRIEND IN NYSC'S OFFICE. KINDLY PAY UR N50 FOR SUCH INFORMATION!! If wetin i talk now VEX U OYO IS UR CASE! OFFI GO,I GO OFF! Wil u pay ur N50,yes u wil,if u knw gri pay nko? OYO is ur case! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 6:48am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Omolola1:wld be going to church, don't no wen i wld b comin, wat time r u going? |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jossy874(m): 6:49am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Goodmrn pcm. for those that wish to serve in Aks, lagos, abuja and enugu should chat me up as soon as possible on 08038811027 or call me on 07015367632. Get you prefferd state as u wish, beep me as well. Have a smooth registration ahead |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 6:49am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Abbeyunique2:u follow do vigil |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Alhassanu(m): 6:50am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Good morning oo. I want to thank God in a golden way for making me sleep since 9pm and not allowing me to go on with my initial plan of crashing in a cafe. Thank you Lord for the averted silly vigil. Now them boboLIL go dae sleep. |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 6:51am On Feb 08, 2016 |
amodu:kinlo wi ooooo |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Alhassanu(m): 6:52am On Feb 08, 2016 |
jossy874: Do you own a cafe or work with nysc? |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by dejiconde(m): 6:53am On Feb 08, 2016 |
**passing by ![]() |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Walexz02(m): 6:56am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Nysc really fall people hand o! What's all this nonsense they are doing na |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Alhassanu(m): 6:57am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Rukkyola: This yarinya though. Send your account number, make I pay my own. To help your ministry |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by boboLIL(m): 6:57am On Feb 08, 2016 |
So far so good,,, no show oh,,, back to cyber cafe cos its a stone throw to my hood... I left around 2am last nyt... |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 6:59am On Feb 08, 2016 |
dejiconde:OYO is ur case! Continue passin by! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by sydneyboss(m): 7:00am On Feb 08, 2016 |
boboLIL: lol, bobolil, its not even open till now |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Walexz02(m): 7:00am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Rukkyola:Oya spill it... Your guguru and ground nut is here with me ![]() |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 7:02am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Alhassanu:Off i go, i go off! I tel u sey na 4 my account u go pay am? No i didn't! Na 4 FRAISER OWN? Yes i did! U don pay? No u never? OYO IS case! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 7:04am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Walexz02:off i go,i go off! I tel u sey guguru & groundnut dey wori me? NO I DIDN'T! Oyo is ur case! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 7:06am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Alhassanu:off i go,I GO OFF! OYO IS UR CASE! They ask u 4 d rubish wey u talk nw? No they didn't! OYO IS UR CASE! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by boboLIL(m): 7:06am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Alhassanu:yeye |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by boboLIL(m): 7:07am On Feb 08, 2016 |
sydneyboss:lols dem de craze oh |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Alhassanu(m): 7:08am On Feb 08, 2016 |
What happened last night is a perfect way to say "God's time is the best" |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Dudecollins(m): 7:08am On Feb 08, 2016 |
;DRefresh the timetable page. Online reg now ends Feb 28th as against March 12th. This NYSC lasan ![]() |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 7:10am On Feb 08, 2016 |
katerine7:nah woke around 4am and saw lamentation on this thread and twitter |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by whiteman1808(m): 7:10am On Feb 08, 2016 |
This is a Major Breakthrough in thought that will change your choice of state selection for NYSC. All PCM are concerned of which order to pick their most preferred state for it to be given. Well I have figured out how states are given to Corps Members. First of all No NYSC human official will look at your registration, It is Automated by their system. So it does not matter where you live, the number of states you chose as visited. When Corps Members are being posted the machine automatically selects the PCM choice of state randomly in successive order. It will pick the first choice of the first applicant, then the second choice of the next, then the third choice of the next, the back again to the first choice. In the case when PCM are given state outside of their three choice of state this is what happened, For example Femi chose Abuja, Lagos, Enugu then the machine selection fell to Lagos and at that point Lagos is already filled up, the machine will automatically choose another Western state i.e Oyo for that applicant. If it fell at Abuja for example and it’s already filled it will automatically choose another North Central State i.e Niger etc. It is not about the first to register, the machine do rank PCM registration in Batches for example: The first 5000 members to register might complete the first batch (am not sure on the number though). After each batch the machine will distribute PCM’s randomly (as I have stated above). Let say for example Lagos Corpers are 2000, and out of the 2000, 700 are already filled up by runs, leaving just 1,300 spaces and hypothetically 4000 out of the 5000 chose lagos, and hypothetically the machine selected 2200 PCM to lagos only the first 1300 will be given lagos and the rest 900 will be given other states (as I explained above), then immediately Lagos will be taken off the selected state in the NYSC portal. It does not matter if you register by 12am on the 8th or you register the next day if you are within the first batch (might well be more that 5k or might be way lesser) It will then be selected randomly probably the last person to fill up the batch will be first. Back to the posting hypothetically if the machine fell on your choice lagos and it happened to be full it will move on to another western state i.e Ogun if it again happens to be full it will randomly post you to any state in any geo-political zone i.e North Central Benue. So what you fill in the form does not in any way determine where you will be posted, you can choose any state as long as it’s in the portal. You have an equal chance to be poster to Abuja as Ekiti. But if you are hell bent on serving in a particular state you can always runs |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bossy101: 7:11am On Feb 08, 2016 |
registration now ends 28th feb?..... this people don sych |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 7:12am On Feb 08, 2016 |
jossy874:Alert |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by peterveo(m): 7:13am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Good Morning my fellow PCMs. I wish all of us a successful registration. Rukkyola: As for u Rukkyola or wat u call ur self, I just they use one eye they look u since u dy mono yarn for this thread. If I hear all those yarn from ur mouth again ehn, d kin slap I go wear u for face go format that ur brain I swear down. Abi u think say na only u dey kolo for here ![]() |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 7:14am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Walexz02:BROS NA WAO FOR YOU O! YOU SUPPOSE KNOW SAY TIME DEY WEY SLEEP NOR DEY NECESSARY NA! OR YOUR SCHOOL NOR MAKE YOU PRACTICE THAT ONE ![]() |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by boboLIL(m): 7:15am On Feb 08, 2016 |
See as people boki like bee. Dis early mo..mo |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Alhassanu(m): 7:15am On Feb 08, 2016 |
Rukkyola: It is evident, cow dung follow join the latest osogbo weed wae you blow. |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Walexz02(m): 7:15am On Feb 08, 2016 |
I tell ya guys... Nysc officials are high on ekiti weed.. ![]() |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 7:18am On Feb 08, 2016 |
OFF I GO! I GO OFF!
OYO IS UR CASE!
I SEY UNA 2 POOR!
OFF I GO!
UNA GO DEY PLAY WIT VALAUBLE FREE OF CHARGE NYSC INFO?
Yes una go!
OYO IS UR CASE!
U DON DEY VEX 4 ME?
YES U DON!
IF I NO SEND U UNKO?
OYO IS UR CASE!
IF I DO BONANZA 4 UNKO? U go dey joli?
YES U GO DEY!
BUT AS I NO GRI DO AM UNKO?
OYO IS UR CASE!
UNA DON GET SENSE NW?
YES UNA DON!
AS I NO SEND UNA UNKO?
OYO IS UR CASE!
UNA WEY OFFEND ME DON BEG ME?
NO INA NEVA!
OFF I GO! I Go off!
If u insult me 4 hea unko? OYO IS UR CASE!
because e no go STOP ME TO SERVE!
Bye bye! |
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