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Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by Jaytoy(f): 8:54am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Nice story. More ink to ur pen and more data to ur phone. Oya update. |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by Nobody: 9:20am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Voting closes by 11pm today. Hurry and vote for your favourite story of the month. https://www.nairaland.com/2906633/literature-sections-story-month-award/1#42605785 |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by kayswag726: 10:04am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Jaytoy:thanks Welcome on board |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by horpheyemih6(m): 11:56pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
nice story guy keep it up |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by horpheyemih6(m): 11:58pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Amen oooo @ jaytoy........... Episode 7 sharp sharp |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by horpheyemih6(m): 6:16pm On Feb 08, 2016 |
Please oooo Episode 7 |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by timmy1329(m): 8:16pm On Feb 08, 2016 |
Keep it coming.... |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by kayswag726: 6:20pm On Feb 10, 2016 |
Episode 7 I woke up the next day do my normal routine,i boarded a cab to school,got to school very and set for the morning lecture,i was busy going through my phone when a call came through,it was maryam.. My-hello dear Me- am cool My-how was Ur' night? Me-it was slendid and Urs? My-fine Me-M in school now,where U' at? My- okay,M in school,in the park,where should we meet? Me-just come to SLT My-okay,on my way She cut the call,within five minutes,she came,i saw her in no time and signaled her to come to where i sat.. "How far" she said smiling "Am cool,hmmm" "What" "See as U frosh,U done fine finish" "Iffa hear" "Serious" "Okay i don hear, what of the notes" I gave her my notes to copy,we talk a bit,before the lecturer came in a deliver his lecture,maryam was still sitting beside me Me-how is the lecture? My-its kinda boring,just straining my ears to hear the man very well Me- am already use to it,what are we going to do,we sha cannot come and kill ourselves My-abi oo Me-So where do U stay now My- i stay in sanrab,with a friend Me-U are squatting with her My- no,we rented it together Me-that is good My- and where do U stay Me-oke odo,i stay with tunji My-haaa,that funny guy,help me greet him,i guess i will be going home now,U still here Me-he will hear,wanna catch up with somebody,see you around then My-bye then She carry her hand bag and walk out of the hall,i follow suit,after 20 minutes,i get a bus and in no time i got home. Since we got to the house,i don't talk to people just greetings, tunji talk with some of them though. Let me described the house,its a storey building, with 24 rooms self contained, 12 rooms up and 12 rooms down,opposite our room is occupied by two girls,namely Cynthia and Esther,we don't talk, the next room beside us is occupied by three hausa boys,don't know is they are brother,apart from that i don't know anybody else. Everything changed one day I was in our room surfing the net on my laptop (laptop for an 100l fresher,huh?,lol,na my brother dash me oo),tunde came in withe one of those hausa boy,which i found out, his name was ibrahim(and his other roomie,Ahmed and malik) Tj- baba na here U dae *facing me* Ibro(ibrahim)-baba i hail Me- i dae my brother One time about me is that,am a guru in tech stuff,be it laptop,phone anything, thanks to my brother,back in school then,student will pay me #20 to configure their phones(even though its not allowed,we smuggle them in) and download games,even teachers call on me to come and do one stuff or the other on their phone,which made me quite popular and i am still very brilliant,would have gone for computer science but,i'm not that good in math I was surfing the net,tunji and ibro sat on the edge on the bed,tunji was trying to do something on his phone, after sometime, seems he is not getting it... Tj-kay abeg that bb free browsing wey U help me do,how U take do am Me-U don finish am Tj-noo,me wey download tire the thing no gree finish,i wan help ibro do am Me-U don root Ur phone *now facing ibro* Ibro-no,e need rooting Me-yes,how much U go pay,mah help U do am *smiling* Ibro-kai bro abeg help me do am Me-na joke i dae,oya bring am Ibro-U head dae dae joor I collect the phone,root it,do the settings and it started working,ibro was very happy and can't stop thanking me. In the night he brought his roomie,i help them do the free browsing stuff,who no like free thing,Mtn don suffer person. Anytime i came back from school, they always hail me,they will keep shouting "baba oo" "oga patapata" "guru of our time,i will just keep laughing, in no time we became close friends,when i am less busy its either i go to their room or they come over. One Saturday, i was coming from ibro's room,on opening our door,i heard my name, "Kaybee" a sweet feminine voice called me...... To be continue.... |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by kayswag726: 6:22pm On Feb 10, 2016 |
timmy1329:welcome on board bruh |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by kayswag726: 6:28pm On Feb 10, 2016 |
horpheyemih6: welcome on board my oga,hope u ar enjoying the story |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by horpheyemih6(m): 8:34pm On Feb 10, 2016 |
Still dey gbadun you guy....... More MB to your phone |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by horpheyemih6(m): 8:37pm On Feb 10, 2016 |
Still dey gbadun you guy |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by kayswag726: 10:21am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Episode 8 I looked back and see Cynthia, looking at me,Cynthia is a chemistry student,very endowed, big a*s and big bo*bs,thick legs and hand,averege height,not so pretty,just average,she is an igbo girl while Esther on the other hand,is a chemistry student too,very beautiful,tall,she has big a*s but small bo*obs,she from akwa ibom... Me-Yes Cyn(cynthia)- good afternoon Me-afternoon *looking suprise* Cyn- please i need your help Me-what is that Cyn-my phone have been acting funny since yesterday Me- *haa i don turn engineer* have you take it to challenge Cyn-yes,they said i should bring 1500 which i don't have,and i think they want to cheat me cos' they can't tell me the specific fault Me-okay,which type of phone,and where is it Cyn-infinix,its in the room,maybe we should go in so we can check it Me-okay We enter their room,very neat,well decorated with pink paint,and the room fragrant is very sweet.. "Hmmmm nice room" i said smiling "thanks" I collect the phone,after checking it out for sometime "Girl you have scatter this phone beyond repair" She laughed very hard,amidst laughter she said "Haha its not my fault now" "You have turn the settings upside down" "Haaa,you can fixed it shey" "I will try" After like 30 minute,i fixed it Cyn-haa thank U,U just save me some cash Me-you welcome,just don't press what you don't know Cyn-okay,thank U Me-no p,but how do U know my name Cyn-about that,i usually hear it from your friends,when i heard them calling U guru thats why i seek Ur help Me-okay,whats Ur name Cyn-Cynthia Me-okay which dept Cyn-chemistry Me- am in microbiology, but how come we don't see each other Cyn-abi,we will see from now on Me-okay,gotta go now Cyn-okay,thanks again I left for my room,and met tunde inside.. Tj- where U go since Me- i dae for dem Cynthia room Tj-haaaa i don dae fear U oo,wetin U find go there,and when una start to dae talk. I explain everything to him Tj-guy no dull Ur sef oo,if she give me signal,grab Ur copy fast Me-which kind signal be that,i no get that kind time joor Tj-dae there,that her yeye roomate,i don dae give am eye she no even look my face,na so she go there strong face Me-abeg e don do,U no go cook Tj-haha if i no cook,ur hand break,U no fit enter kitchen go cook Me-no be Ur turn Tj-abeg i tire,later Me-okay na u sabi,make me sha chop na him be my own I left the house,strolled to the junction for sight seeing ***fast forward * * * I was in the lecture room as usual, the lecturer came in,start his lecture,very boring almost half of the class are sleeping, suddenly my phone rang very loud ringing tone,all eyes on me,i quickly picked the phone and tell the person to call me back,i did not even check who is it,then something happened.. Lecturer-HEY! YOU *pointing to my direction * Those who are sleeping quickly stand up,nobody answer,i thought maybe he is talking to those sleeping Lecturer-are U deaf,U that Ur phone just rang and U pick Hearing that i start sweating cos i hate attention, i like to been anonymous Me-Sir *i stand up,everybody looking at me* Lecturer-come out here I came out to the podium,wow all eye on me,more than 500 eyes looking at me Lecturer-what did i tell that when U in my class never U received call and silent Ur phone Me-am sorry sir Lecturer-bring the phone I gave him the phone Lecturer- ohh you are even browsing Me-no sir i left my connection on,the phone is inside my pocket all through the lecture i was even listening to U Lecturer-U sure Me-yes sir Lecturer-okay now face Ur mates and tell us how the saponification of soaps is done in the chemical industry Me-Saponification of soaps is done in the industry......blah....blah....blah After i finish explaining the process,everybody clapped for me Lecturer-impressive,what is Ur name Me- ****** Kayode Lecture-okay,take Ur phone,U can go back now Me-thank U I collect my phone and go back to my sit,everybody just keep looking at me,like a star,the lecturer continue and finish in no time,everybody start leaving the hall... I felt a tap on my shoulder,i looked back and saw the person i least expected....Guess who To be continue 1 Like |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by kayswag726: 10:27am On Feb 11, 2016 |
horpheyemih6: thanks man |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by timmy1329(m): 12:46pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
kayswag726:one luv |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by horpheyemih6(m): 10:16am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Kayswag I beg ooooo no dull us now |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by Nobody: 2:26pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
wao! I lyk diz ya story o.
buh is it true life story? |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by horpheyemih6(m): 12:19am On Mar 03, 2016 |
Kayswag please make you no forget us now |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by kayswag726: 12:33pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
horpheyemih6: Guy exam tinz,wen am update will be constant, am working something I will update soon |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by kayswag726: 2:30pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
wao! I lyk diz ya story o. buh is it true life story?yes true life no fiction |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by kayswag726: 2:33pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
Dedicated to horpheyemih6 Episode 9 I looked back and saw Clarice 'Hi' she said smiling 'Hi' Clarice right' 'You are a brainy one I guess' she said 'If U say so' 'how come we dnt get to see each other often ' 'Ohhh just that, I don't stay in school for too long ' she said ' Thought as much, where do U stay ' ' balogun Oke odo ' She said ' wow, I stay in Alaya, we are even close, U know I might come visit one of this days ' ' that's good, I will be expecting U then ' She said ' Guess U are going home now,wanna wait for a friend ' ' See U around then' ' okay bye' She walk out of the hall, can't help but notice her nice figure and beautiful face, I packed my books and left the hall, am actually not waiting for anybody, just wanna avoid akward situation with her, we could have go together. I boarded a cab, got home in no time, everywhere was empty, everybody still in school, unlike me,I don't like hanging around campus doing nothing,in north Sun, I prefer going home straight, I enter our room, first check our pot for food,the worms in my stomach are already protesting, I met food, tunde have the character of eating all the remaining food in the pot, if he got home first but I usually pity him, I ate small and leave small for him, change my clothes, no light, I just on my laptop and start watching film. The next thing I heard noise coming from outside, which is unusual,nobody is supposed to be at home then, I went outside to check, heard the noise coming from Cynthia's room I knocked the door... Me-so Cynthia U are in this house, come open door joor I knocked again, the door was opened and I saw Esther Me-haaaa, sorry oo, don't know U are the one at home, I thought it was Cynthia, sorry for disturbing you. *she look tired, like she was sleeping* Esther-ohhh no problem Me-hope all is well, and U did not go to school today Esther-yes,not just feeling well today Me-ehya sorry, hope U have take drugs sha Esther- yes, why not come inside instead of standing here Me- ehn *did I heard that right* Esther -U can come inside now Me-okay oo *maybe she was bored* She open the door and I enter, I sat on the extreme edge of the beg, to avoid trouble, since they have no chair, she sat not too far, then I remembered my laptop is still on Me-i will be back, wanna off my laptop Est-ohhh u have laptop Me-yea Est-is it charged Me-yea Est-arrg!! Thank God I thought I will die of boredom, no light since morning Me-funny, maybe I should bring it, to kill boredom Est-bring it now I went out and brought the laptop Est-which films do U have Me-check it now She check and select an Indian film, Robot(forget the real name, Chitti or so) She play it, we keep watching it, she lie on her stomach while I just sat down Est- won't your back be paining as U sit like that Me-M okay Est- lie down now Me-okay I lie down,we keep watching it and gist, she told me about herself, she came from a family of four, from akwa ibom,but based in Lagos, guess that's why she don't have the accent, we talk, laugh, she was a good company, sure she enjoy mine too, she was a good and funny girl, don't know is is always frowning before, the time was far gone, everybody are returning one after the other, then we heard a knock, guess it was Cynthia, Esther went to open the door She looked surprised upon seeing me Cyn-haaa, Kay what are U doing here Est-he came to keep me company Me-welcome, guess I will start going, my roommate is back Est-okay, thanks again Me-its nothing Cyn-bye I pack my load and left, got to our room, met tunde eating Tj-guy where U go leave house open Me-i dae them Cynthia room Tj-but me and Cynthia just come Me-i dae with Esther, she sick Tj-U be doctor Me-guy free me jare Tj-i don they suspect U oo, girl wey I dae give eye wey no even look my side Me-na U sabi that one *fast forward, the following week * Me and Cynthia are becoming closer everyday, every night am always in their room watching film or gisting One day after lecture I was walking in one of the walk way, going to school park, then I saw what I shouldn't have saw, Maryam and a guy walking together, holding her hands and laughing like newlyweds, my head start spinning, the girl I was deing for is busy with another guy,one not too fine dude, I make sure she did not she me, I quickly find my way and left school, I got home, went straight to beg, I just can't get the sight outta my mind, till I slept off, I was later woke by tunde, Tj-why U dae sleep for this kind afternoon, I even think say U go dae UR girlfriends room Me-which yeye girlfriend U give me Tj-na u sabi sha come cook hunger dae wire person for here Me-i don hear, I see something today oo Tj-watin U see, na money Me-ole! Barawo! Money or monkey ni I explained everything to him Tj-hahahaa, I talk am, for U to sleep this kind afternoon I don suspect, U still like that girl Me-i still like am now Tj-shebi she say she no fit date U Me-ehn Tj-E neva late, U just dae dull Urself ni, ma teach U watin U go do to get her Me-watin? Tj-U go fit do am Me-tell me first now Tj-na emotional torture Me-which one be that Tj-na like this, call her, tell her make una comot, like hang out,u fit carry her go Broadway, just buy small thing, make Una talk, tell her how U feel, just tell her make she no talk anything, once U finished, tell her make she go think about it, after make you find taxi, before una comot, hug am tight, come kiss am, fast fast no dull, enter taxi comot, no talk to am, or call her after, then U go see magic Me-haaa, that one go hard ooo, I no fit go am Tj-U see,U dae fear na him cause am, one guy go just come collect babe for Ur hand ........ To be continued Opinions What do U think, should he try it or he shouldn't and leave her for the other guy? Do you think it will work? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by kayswag726: 2:34pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
horpheyemih6: have updated, thanks for hanging around, one love |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by horpheyemih6(m): 9:04pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
I gbadun you my boss jare...... but make you no forget the next episode ooooo |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by horpheyemih6(m): 9:10pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
Thanks jare |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by horpheyemih6(m): 9:11pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
I think the guy should do it if he get mind |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by kayswag726: 8:33am On Mar 04, 2016 |
horpheyemih6:nah its on its way |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by Kunzu(m): 10:17am On Mar 04, 2016 |
Pls try to do some proof-reading after typing.
#following from Tanke-Tipper Garage |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by kayswag726: 11:34am On Mar 04, 2016 |
Kunzu:lol I was rushing ni jare,exam things no time m an Oke odoite |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by horpheyemih6(m): 2:47pm On Mar 04, 2016 |
Good luck to you in your Exams |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by Kunzu(m): 1:24am On Mar 05, 2016 |
[quote author=kayswag726 post=43471786] lol I was rushing ni jare,exam things no time m an Oke odoite[/quote I understand dat so well, am a staylite in BBF. Everybody busy with exams, success in ur examinations. #following ur story |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by kayswag726: 3:00pm On Mar 05, 2016 |
[quote author=Kunzu post=43490964][/quote] Amen Thanks |
Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by Weirdman: 7:14pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
Come update na kayswag... Nice story though 1 Like |
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