I see them all the time in high brow restaurants in Lagos. Usually, they announce their presence in a group of four, three or two in some cases.
Guys reading this, you are part of the problem in Nigeria if you notice the first thirteen signs without approaching their table.

Here we go.

1. They pick the most visible spot in the restaurant to seat.
2. Then study the menu like they are studying for JAMB.
3. It takes roughly thirty minutes to an hour for them to decide an item on the menu they want.
4. And when they do, it’s usually the cheapest. Malt, coke, cranberry juice or orange juice.
5. They take a lot of selfies while waiting for their order. A lot of selfies!
6. They laugh a lot to nothing in particular…and very loud to attract the attention of prospective boyfriends seated.
7. It is common to find them laughing loud one minute and sober the next minute when they feel a potential lead may never approach their table.
8. Their eye lashes looks like they are ready to fly. Heavy makeup is the costume. Pushup bra and waist trainer is the dress code. Add a strappy sandals & ombre wig to that.
9. They are usually with power banks cos they know it’s going to be long wait. And of course, that time can be spent in achieving the next level in Candy Crush.
10. They keep staring around anytime anyone walks in as though they are human drone cameras.
11. They make quick dashes to the rest room every fifteen minutes to remind candidates seated that they are still waiting.
12. And of course, to retouch their lipstick and rearrange the foam in their bra.
13. Accent fluctuates between American, British, and pidgin depending on who is walking past their table.
14. When it’s time to pay for their drinks using POS after an unsuccessful outing, they pull out up to four ATM cards and contribute in fractions like church offerings.


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When the Maga finally talks to them, they start ordering for gizzards, chicken and big big fish wey tall pass some small children.

Choi

Exactly. If u check their handbags, u go dey see agbalumo and groundnut weh dem dey take calm down dia disapointment 4 nite b4 dem sleep if dem no lucky to see any man. Their phone go dey N0.00 airtime for 3wks. And if u call dem ashy dem go dey para. Instead of them to use dat time weh dem dey waste 4 restaurant go work and add values to themselves

No 9 got me cracking lol

You are very correct, especially @double 4 in shoprite lekki, even when they can't afford any meal there, they come heavily dressed with loud makeup ready to snatch your boyfriend. That's how one started speaking igbo with my Ex and laughing anyhow, their table was empty all through! When he went to the rest room, she followed! Trust a sharp babe, I followed too and made sure I waited for her to leave the rest room, I followed her back to back. When obviously her runs was spoilt they shifted Base to a lebanese maga! Broke lagos runs girls.

Noted

op yii o serious

Jadekitana:
You are very correct, especially @double 4 in shoprite lekki, even when they can't afford any meal there, they come heavily dressed with loud makeup ready to snatch your boyfriend. That's how one started speaking igbo with my Ex and laughing anyhow, their table was empty all through! When he went to the rest room, she followed! Trust a sharp babe, I followed too and made sure I waited for her to leave the rest room, I followed her back to back. When obviously her runs was spoilt they shifted Base to a lebanese maga! Broke lagos runs girls.

Why the spoil nah?

The hustle is real.

Ok..

how can we spot dose wu are not searching nko !!! So that guys won't fall into dirty slap or embarasment

Time spent on all that why not just do something productive that would yield positive results.. smh

Broke gehs errywhere

That no 13 though, op u get bad mouth oh

Diddyydiva:



op yii o serious

Ur DP

Single girls are vexing..

Lagos girls 101
Not just lagos girls tho



Lagos is a jungle

Haaaa, them they try o.

chigoizie7:


Ur DP

Yes
explain

But where is lalasticlala sef?

why u come dey spoil person business na

This shiit happens everywhere not just restaurants....peeps in warri who go to shoprite often would knw what am talkin about..imagine. Seein a girl with heavy make up ,short gown,with sky scraper heels..coming to shoprite just to buy always ultra....like wtf.they r very easy to spot..and I enjoy lookin at their faces when they leave disappointed...

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Smh..wat a shame

NSG cracking my afternoon.. Numbers 13 & 14 are crazzyyyyyy ..

@Skarlett, typical of most of your school girls ..

When Sammies was in vogue, you go buy food finish, yet no seat to sit down chop, all because 'aunties' don occupy person business place, turn am to chatting or prospective boifys waiting room ..

The worst was charging their phones over a bottle of water until Sammies had to disconnect all charging points ..

shulamitewoman:
Smh..wat a shame

I almost thought you were my secondary school classmate as she is the only one I know that bears Shulamite , not until I checked your DP..

Jadekitana:
You are very correct, especially @double 4 in shoprite lekki, even when they can't afford any meal there, they come heavily dressed with loud makeup ready to snatch your boyfriend. That's how one started speaking igbo with my Ex and laughing anyhow, their table was empty all through! When he went to the rest room, she followed! Trust a sharp babe, I followed too and made sure I waited for her to leave the rest room, I followed her back to back. When obviously her runs was spoilt they shifted Base to a lebanese maga! Broke lagos runs girls.

Jadekitana come and tell me why you left your bf.

This your moniker sef sounds like a compound name.

Lol

well said. They're everywhere. They done dey patronise mama put now sef. Saw some last week.


Check my signature for ur customised wristband

O boy u sef get time oo