chiefololade:


The thing is of your call up number changed, then you will get another state, but if it remains the same, it simply means you can start preparing for the state on the supposed unauthorized letter.

Please are you very sure about this?

Abbeyunique2:
lol. na true o. dem blood too dey hot

I dey tell u, den no farabale

Confused Nysc Add registration for remobilization 2016A to their site.. What does it mean? Are they trying to say we should re-register?

they him to send a mail to nyscsupport@sidmach.com, he should ask them to drop his biometric, or better still tell them his issues

oluwafirefunmi:
He meant to mention FireandIce not me. If really he was the only one doing registration at that time, then it should be network problem. But if he wasn't, he should send a mail to them or call their helpline and they'll tell him what to do.

merikims:
Oga na wa for u ooo.do u want us to send it as a text msg to you that the link no dey go again.dem don block am or rather set it as your callertune bfor u understand. no offence

Hahahaha
Call am na

@chiefololade
Are you saying that, those of us who received another CUN different from what was on our green card should stop jubilating
Are you saying they would change our state of deployment

merikims:
Oga na wa for u ooo.do u want us to send it as a text msg to you that the link no dey go again.dem don block am or rather set it as your callertune bfor u understand. no offence

hmmm, pls try to take it lightly wit d guy, may be d guy is new here nd he myt not go tru d previous messages,

merikims:
Oga na wa for u ooo.do u want us to send it as a text msg to you that the link no dey go again.dem don block am or rather set it as your callertune bfor u understand. no offence

hmmm, pls try to take it lightly wit d guy, may be d guy is new here nd he myt not go tru d previous pages

1. Each time you want to start your noisy “I better
pass my neighbour” generator, place it by your
neighbour’s window. If they complain about it, tell
them “that’s how I want it.”
2. When you’re watching a football match with other
people, wait until a team is making a move that is
likely to result in a goal, then stand right in front of
the TV, and say, “check me out.” Or better yet, just
switch off the TV at that point.
3. Visit the ATM when there is a long queue of
people waiting under the scorching heat of the sun,
ignore the long queue, head straight for the ATM,
and try to make your withdrawal.
4. When it’s a day to your exams, when everyone is
reading in the library, break the silence by using
your foot to rub a bottle-top against the ground. If
you’re told to stop, tell them it helps you assimilate
better.
5. Give your dog the name, “Dog”.
6. Do not add any inflection (lowered tone) to the
end of your sentences, producing awkward silences
with the impression that you still have more to say.
7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping
your hands over your ears.

8. Disassemble your pen and deliberately flip the ink
cartridge across your room.
9. Adjust the color tint on your TV so that
everything appears green, and insist to others that
“green is your best color.”
10. Wear a bright pink shirt over a lemon green
skirt/pair of trousers. Add a sky blue shoe to match,
and top it with a white hat.
11. Pay for everything you buy with N5 notes only —
even when you spend N10,000.
12. While driving, park right in the middle of the road,
and bring out a newspaper to read.
13. When you see someone reading, stand over their
shoulder and read aloud what you see in their book.
14. Ask anyone you just meet what gender they are
15. Insist on obviously wrong facts, such as saying
it’s a Saturday when it’s actually a Tuesday.
16. Leave your home decorated with lit Christmas
lights until September.
17. Chew on pens that you borrowed
18. Use too much perfume.
19. At every gathering, reserve an extra seat for
your handbag, even when there are no chairs for
others.
20. Never make eye contact when talking to others.
21. Never break eye contact when talking to others.

'Registration for Remobilization' is required only for corps members that have been mobilized in a previous NYSC batch but absconded from service.

prinzey:
Confused Nysc Add registration for remobilization 2016A to their site.. What does it mean? Are they trying to say we should re-register?

boboLIL:
I have spent the better day of today here ,, I think I av go to now... Peace be unto thee... #pray for nysc... Make I go place bet...bye y'all....

baba e b lyk say we go soon give u gambler of d year award o

gurus in the house should try using this link to open the 2016 remobilization page and kindly explain what it means : portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/PrepPaymentRemob.aspx

LOola12:

Tongue out

elenu razor won le so ohun to wun won o....#inKWAM1's voice

Good evening Good people of Golden City. A friend of mine used NABTEB to gain admission and his details was uploaded successfully, now wen he went to register he noticed a change in his date,month and year of birth and d cafe guy told him dat he does not know how to go abt it. Now my guy is telling me he spent 15k to rectify the problem. my people is it possible spending such amt?

greatestman:
1. Each time you want to start your noisy “I better
pass my neighbour” generator, place it by your
neighbour’s window. If they complain about it, tell
them “that’s how I want it.”
2. When you’re watching a football match with other
people, wait until a team is making a move that is
likely to result in a goal, then stand right in front of
the TV, and say, “check me out.” Or better yet, just
switch off the TV at that point.
3. Visit the ATM when there is a long queue of
people waiting under the scorching heat of the sun,
ignore the long queue, head straight for the ATM,
and try to make your withdrawal.
4. When it’s a day to your exams, when everyone is
reading in the library, break the silence by using
your foot to rub a bottle-top against the ground. If
you’re told to stop, tell them it helps you assimilate
better.
5. Give your dog the name, “Dog”.
6. Do not add any inflection (lowered tone) to the
end of your sentences, producing awkward silences
with the impression that you still have more to say.
7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping
your hands over your ears.

8. Disassemble your pen and deliberately flip the ink
cartridge across your room.
9. Adjust the color tint on your TV so that
everything appears green, and insist to others that
“green is your best color.”
10. Wear a bright pink shirt over a lemon green
skirt/pair of trousers. Add a sky blue shoe to match,
and top it with a white hat.
11. Pay for everything you buy with N5 notes only —
even when you spend N10,000.
12. While driving, park right in the middle of the road,
and bring out a newspaper to read.
13. When you see someone reading, stand over their
shoulder and read aloud what you see in their book.
14. Ask anyone you just meet what gender they are
15. Insist on obviously wrong facts, such as saying
it’s a Saturday when it’s actually a Tuesday.
16. Leave your home decorated with lit Christmas
lights until September.
17. Chew on pens that you borrowed
18. Use too much perfume.
19. At every gathering, reserve an extra seat for
your handbag, even when there are no chairs for
others.
20. Never make eye contact when talking to others.
21. Never break eye contact when talking to others.

21 tips on how to annoy people

Classic90:
'Registration for Remobilization' is required only for corps members that have been mobilized in a previous NYSC batch but absconded from service.

Absconding from service... It's beginning to look like a bright idea for this Taraba..

Walexz02:
@chiefololade
Are you saying that, those of us who received another CUN different from what was on our green card should stop jubilating
Are you saying they would change our state of deployment

it simply means if d CUN u av on ur dashboard is d same as d one on d fake/original CUL den u shud start preparing 4 d state camp on d CUL

jubrealguy:
he claimed no one was there, he did his left and right thumbprint, d guy was trying to proceed but network was avin ish so the guy kinda cancelled d page and reloaded....then the next page gbam! So what can the person do now

Cc oluwafirefunmi

I think ur friend should contact the sidmach guys. I read somwhr in this topic, not sure of which page of someone jubilating that his thumb print issues have been solved.

mommysgirl:

NFS is need for speed

Omo mummy... (y)...wassup with you?

jubrealguy:
thanks G

u re welcom bro

mariomakez:

You are really destined for NYSC. I no go surprise if they retain you. na joke i dey o abeg

lolz

High bp wan kee mi hia oooo.
Shey dey no go change my state of deployment now as ma CUN on ma greencard dff frm ma fake/unauthorized CUL. I bn don apy wt ds Ogun wey dem gimme o


DTOBS,logodwhiz,oluwafirefunmi,fraiser & ur twinny,merikims.....make una con console mi oo

yanabasee:


I selected northern states as my most visited... And none from the south-east....

I also choose all the South Western states as my most visited and still given Oyo.

What youre getting is a "404 HTML Response". It literarily means, the page or file you are trying to access doesn't exist on the server.

Val601:
gurus in the house should try using this link to open the 2016 remobilization page and kindly explain what it means : portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/PrepPaymentRemob.aspx

katerine7:
was brought up in lagos dat is y

my fellow kwara corper! how you dey

MissOyin:
sorry jare, bin vry busy wit preparation 4 my cousin's wedding nd work.
hope u r good?

Oh, when is that
Are we invited
I am very much fine and you

girlyesosae:
And now nysc has added in the remobilization for 2016 A ??

They hav removed it. I just checked. Its no longer there. Nysc is so confused with this batch A. Na siddon dey look we dey

girlyesosae:


Yeah we can. But i cant see my green slip It still showing the browser nonsense

the site is still going through hard times give it some time...

Please NYSC is yet to send a text of my call up number to me, neighter am I yet to see my green card. Please what should I do. Am too old for this dramas

olecharles:


Too late, it has been removed.. gused they created new folder and hid there so that no one can see it..relax ..u will get it through natural way. I dnt even know why i even checked mine ..since last night i saw Bornu all my dream has been when Boko haram is chasing me in the dream.. i naver eat

buhahahahhahahahahaha

olecharles:


Too late, it has been removed.. gused they created new folder and hid there so that no one can see it..relax ..u will get it through natural way. I dnt even know why i even checked mine ..since last night i saw Bornu all my dream has been when Boko haram is chasing me in the dream.. i naver eat

buhahahahhahahahahaha

Chommieblaq:

Same with me, they sent me a message today that ma call number is now 0004XX, still same old one n same on d unauthorized call up letter.

finger cross till there official , authorized and original CUL

Omoalhaja7:
High bp wan kee mi hia oooo.
Shey dey no go change my state of deployment now as ma CUN on ma greencard dff frm ma fake/unauthorized CUL. I bn don apy wt ds Ogun wey dem gimme o


DTOBS,logodwhiz,oluwafirefunmi,fraiser & ur twinny,merikims.....make una con console mi oo

ewooo Nysc don cast u ooo.no worry every disappointment is a blessing in disguise.them send you msg today? abi na today print ur callup?