iambibi:
[ na dis kind write up dey make me fear..... C now... Purge yaff catch me na dis kind write up dey make ma belle spoil oooo........ C now... Purge don hook me........ If they change ma state, i go jst chuuk ma sef nife o

lolss

Cutehector:
na true I yarn na

na ur quote?

ceyrahtlk:


I think ur friend should contact the sidmach guys. I read somwhr in this topic, not sure of which page of someone jubilating that his thumb print issues have been solved.

thanks

jubrealguy:
na ur quote?

the person who get d quote, I write him name for there!

Shammak:

Fraiser, afira ... You shall not tempt the Lord, your God..
Next..

lol... No b temptation matta b dis o shey b na bible talk say make we ask it sha b given unto us, make will knock, it shall b opened.... Na him make me dey ask now

oluwafirefunmi:
He meant to mention FireandIce not me. If really he was the only one doing registration at that time, then it should be network problem. But if he wasn't, he should send a mail to them or call their helpline and they'll tell him what to do.

thanks ma'am

Cutehector:
the person who get d quote, I write him name for there!

Mutawa na baba weyrey oooo

boboLIL:
. Lols how be?

korect

Abbeyunique2:

Lol, my oga don dey vex, no chilling till take over.
on a serious note, reg end by march 12, there is still time to complain. but i still believe nysc will get her act together very soon, believe me you are the only one who hasn't recieve sms and haven't been able to print his/her green card. i have friends that have similar issue they call or message me every hour as if i work for nysc.

pls ooo,Registration ends 28th of February oooo,wacth it.

Abbeyunique2:

Boronu, manduguru, maiduguri, sambisa and chibok no dey my map.. fraiser, i tot we are friends? but i trust shammak he no dey do bad prophecy

na because of d luv wey I av for u won make me use ur postin testrun d authenticity of shammak prophecy o

Fireandice:
they him to send a mail to nyscsupport@sidmach.com, he should ask them to drop his biometric, or better still tell them his issues

thanks ma'am

Since the whole thing is an "automated" process, I thought they'll have to rerun the whole process/program to change state of deployment. Well, you're the computer expert.

dapaiks:
Srry this came in late coz i had to do sme diggings
fr sme days now since d leak in d CUL pple hav bin voicing out diffrnt opinion n point of view.
i wnt into deep research bfre saying anytin on this issue and i was eable to find sme facts wic i wuld like to share on this plattform.
As a computer Programmer this is my proffesional point of view based on research.
1 NYSC site was never hacked... mst pple dnt knw exactly wat d work hack or hacking means hacking means to gain unauthoriz access to a computer or a websit by running script or code...
Now wen we wer all checking our CUL we made use of our mail and password to access it. in hacking u dnt need a password to gain acces u run codes dat giv u access to d profile
2 The url portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc11 is the name of the parth way in wich our authomatically generated CUL is saved but the hyper link havnt bin made availabe on the site fr viewing. now this part is on the nysc server so if u knw the name of the parth u wuld be able to access it. its just like knowing the name of a particular folder on ur phone and searching for it. we hav bin using this same method to reseve rooms in school during my undergraduate days even wen d portal is not yet open. all u need to know is the parth url of the folder u want to access
3 The call up letter is generated authomatically when you chose ur states and hit on the sbmit butin wic is den saved in nysc11 path this is designed using OOP algorithms wic mstly made up of conditional statements dat is do while loop (only programmers will knw wat i mean by this) let me give u an example in java
(if state="north" i++)
else do
deploy="state"
ramdomiseState
}; this brings us to the stage of pple contemplating weda nysc will chge the state or not. sme one even said it will tke them days to reprograme the system to redeploy..
if nysc deside to chnge the ulredy asigned state bliv me it wuldnt take them less than 5 minutes using SQL query or OOP loop algorithms
for exam SELECT*FROM NYSCDATABASE WHERE STATE = DEPLOYEDSTATE UPDATE.NEXT.RAMDOM
or in java using linked list
deployedState.next, i++;
will authomatically change all d deployed state within seconds in d database

m not saying that nysc will chge the states on the CUL
but if the wnto it wuldnt cost them mch to chnge it.

boboLIL:
make money follow am

smiles

Please ooo,some persons are sending me email connection or thereabout on NL but I don't know how to respond...
Please can some1 help, I Rilly wish to reply to this people...

girlyesosae:


Ahhh. Sorry oh. I jump and pass all other states except Abuja, Lagos and Rivers lool

Hmmmmm....Na only me go come waka go benue

DTOBS:
Please ooo,some persons are sending me email connection or thereabout on NL but I don't know how to respond...
Please can some1 help, I Rilly wish to reply to this people...

check ur original email u reg on nairaland with

DTOBS:
Please ooo,some persons are sending me email connection or thereabout on NL but I don't know how to respond...
Please can some1 help, I Rilly wish to reply to this people...

go to ur mail and text dem back

justified10:
shammak is a very Gud bad prophet...he no dey take eye c beta thing..

na dat kind thing wey u request for, him dey c..so b prepared to build church..if u wan build dat church, hire me as ur engineer...

Abeg hire Bolagabriella as the architect

cc fraiser

make una continue they put fear for person bodi...there's God.

*Enters d golden city singing* Lala le friday! Te mi o ba sun le o, orin wale ni mo ngbe o!,ti mi o fi gbe ra gege. *talking to sef* Indomie children wnt know this song.Bar man gimme 3 bottles of Alomo nd one Orijin for ma sugar ,wey dis Asun guys sef!,o baby sit dwn let's rock nd roll

Fraiser:
na because of d luv wey I av for u won make me use ur postin testrun d authenticity of shammak prophecy o

You wan try test God
I pirry u

sydneyboss:
make una continue they put fear for person bodi...there's God.

. Lolss I de tellz u oh

boboLIL:
na you talk dah one oh...

Shakiti boblilboblil

boboLIL:
na you talk dah one oh...

Shakiti bobolil

as Nysc don hang us for air so...I get one question to ask,I fit use white bum short n singlet for camp?plus I wan print my callup number for the singlet carry go church for special prayers to maintain my cul location.....who is with me?it is time to take it to the alter#keepmycallupnumber.

DTOBS:


Hmmmmm....Na only me go come waka go benue

Only you oh. Dont worry ull soon find your fellow PCMs.

justified10:
shammak is a very Gud bad prophet...he no dey take eye c beta thing..

na dat kind thing wey u request for, him dey c..so b prepared to build church..if u wan build dat church, hire me as ur engineer...

hire u as engineer or bricklayer? Na engineer dey build house? House don turn machine?

eaglevision:
*Enters d golden city singing* Lala le friday! Te mi o ba sun le o, orin wale ni mo ngbe o!,ti mi o fi gbe ra gege. *talking to sef* Indomie children wnt know this song.Bar man gimme 3 bottles of Alomo nd one Orijin for ma sugar ,wey dis Asun guys sef!,o baby sit dwn let's rock nd roll

its obvious na one year of clubbing u de plan go do fr ur PPA...

Fraiser:
lol... No b temptation matta b dis o shey b na bible talk say make we ask it sha b given unto us, make will knock, it shall b opened.... Na him make me dey ask now

Na that bible talk say make I no yield to temptation

merikims:
as Nysc don hang us for air so...I get one question to ask,I fit use white bum short n singlet for camp?plus I wan print my callup number for the singlet carry go church for special prayers to maintain my cul location.....who is with me?it is time to take it to the alter#keepmycallupnumber.

Lmaooo. Abeg add prayer for me to get Abuja or Lagos!!!

Fraiser:
hire u as engineer or bricklayer? Na engineer dey build house? House don turn machine?

Na Wood Product Engineer (Carpenter) hn dey talk

merikims:
as Nysc don hang us for air so...I get one question to ask,I fit use white bum short n singlet for camp?plus I wan print my callup number for the singlet carry go church for special prayers to maintain my cul location.....who is with me?it is time to take it to the alter#keepmycallupnumber.

Really!!!