Ali Baba must have been busy when a call from an unsaved number came through, and as a gentle man, he quickly left what he was doing to attend to the call, but shocked with the response he got. He decided to send a message out of anger, but the reply he got from the unsaved number, Yabatech graduate was a shocker, thus leading to ......


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https://www.instagram.com/p/BBvTv_5GauB/

Trivial.

ayobase:
Ali Baba must have been busy when a call from an unsaved number came through, and as a gentle man, he quickly left what he was doing to attend to the call, but shocked with the response he got. He decided to send a message out of anger, but the reply he got from the unsaved number, Yabatech graduate was a shocker, thus leading to ......


screenshots with comments below



www.johnomolaolu.com/2016/02/a-yabatech-epic-reply-to-alibaba-text.html?m=1

Dis one na hold something

...**Yawns** Will read this post when I wake up

His/Her spoken English is not a Nigerian English, let alone of calling it a standard English. That person needs to improve on his/her spoken English. I won't abuse any school because, his/her type are scattered in all institutions in Nigeria.

Even the oga columnist has issues with "I'm and Am".
Let us learn how to use "your and you're" also.

If we could communicate properly, it won't be that hard for us na...




Oh Lord, may my words not be obstacles to me. IJN

Elparaiso:
Even the oga columnist has issues with "I'm and Am".
Let us learn how to use "your and you're" also.

If we could communicate properly, it won't be that hard for us na...




Oh Lord, may my words not be obstacles to me. IJN

I tire for oga columnist o

Elparaiso:
Even the oga columnist has issues with "I'm and Am".
Let us learn how to use "your and you're" also.

If we could communicate properly, it won't be that hard for us na...




Oh Lord, may my words not be obstacles to me. IJN

Thank you! He should remove the log in his own eyes too

I won't comment.

English! English!! English!!! If u can conquer english then u can conquer Britain

Toniwirelex:
English! English!! English!!!
If u can conquer english then u can conquer Britain

Exactly Bro, you can't know English language like the real English men. To show that English is a crazy language which changes with time. For example, like the word "Brethren" English scholars will tell you it is an archaic English word but it is permissible in religious gathering.

The same English language that most of the words in it were borrowed from French, Greek, Latin and Arabic, now turned to one of the most used language in communication in the world.

can't stop laughing

Hahahahahaha comedians

hi

Even in group chats, you wonder if some of these guys re real or it is jst typographical errors due to auto correct. I left lot of groups on whatsapp cos i jst cnt stand d gbagauns anymore. Proudly YABATECH student.

☆Happy☆ ♡Valentine's♡ ☆Day☆

HND VS BSC.
The battle line has been drawn.

https://www.nairaland.com/2932256/religion-nigeria-priggish-burlesque-eye

My brother from the west keep mocking dilector Kanu as if they have got it all. Adeniji will also be among them.

Hypocrite is a disease suffered mostly by which particular region in Nigeria?

Chisos! And this one passed WAEC and JAMB?

With all due respect alibaba was just being petty.

The higher institution one attends does not determine one's proficiency in the use of English language.

PEJ ALSO GRADUATED FROM uniport, does that mean uniport is filled with dullards?.


But the guy self fall we yabatech graduates hand ooo.

Everything is comedy


The mod that banned me make me stronger on my way to revenge

Saladin25:


Exactly Bro, you can't know English language like the real English men. To show that English is a crazy language which changes with time. For example, like the word "Brethren" English scholars will tell you it is an archaic English word but it is permissible in religious gathering.

The same English language that most of the words in it were borrowed from French, Greek, Latin and Arabic, now turned to one of the most used language in communication in the word.

in the world not word

Wow! That dude needs to be re-enrolled in primary school.

My retired mum teaches English in Yaba tech and she always sad when marking scripts, I looked at some and mehn terrible english. Yes ali baba made some errors but those errors are manageable but not sure if its a Yaba tech thing because alot of theose scripts had bad English. Now I understand there's difference between unemployment and unemployability

Disclaimer: this poat itself might contain grammatical blunders,so feel free to correct.


Shout to these dudes If not, this post would have suffered grammatical attacks from English purists.

Proof readers:
Pulsa
Mrlaw93

Wife: can u do me a favour? Husband: sure, anything for me love Wife: can you kill a lion for me Husband: Are you mad? To kill a lion for you? Request for something else Wife: OK then, can I go through you whatsapp messages? Husband: where is the lion you want me to kill

Lol

mrlaw93:
in the world not word

You should know that is a typographical error, auto correction at work. Next time if you want to correct someone that made a typographical error, please always use your inverted comma/quotation mark.

mrlaw93:
in the world not word

Lol actually it would be:
In the "world" not "word" punctuation places emphasis and sets context. But you're still half-correct, English is hella hard.

The problem is examination malpractices at wassce , GCE , Jamb.
There is no chance in hell, this fellow earned at least a c6 or d7 in English language to qualify being admitted to a tertiary institution.

Sure his phone was blind nd he had no option but to manage it.

pcguru1:
My retired mum teaches English in Yaba tech and she always sad when marking sceipts, I looked at some scripts and mehn terrible terrible English. Yes ali baba made some errors but those errors are manageable but not sure if its a Yaba tech thing because alot of the scripts had bad English. Now I understand there's difference between unemployment and unemployability

Your retired mum didn't teach u hw to avoid tautology in sentence. SMH