Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,201,127 members, 7,977,250 topics. Date: Thursday, 17 October 2024 at 12:09 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Religion / What Is A Better Way To Die? (537 Views)
Daddy Freeze: "I Have Prayed For An Enemy To Die Before, I Won’t Lie" / Praying For Someone To Die Is It Biblical? / Should We Be Praying For Our Enemies To Die In Church? (2) (3) (4)
What Is A Better Way To Die? by asalimpo(m): 8:55pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
Everybody has got it coming. You never leave here alive. So what is a better way to pass on? In my opinion i think, one with no suprise that was announced ahead so one has time to prepare and that leaves the body with no physical damage is the best. Ruled out are : death from protracted illness. Thrashing away on a hospital bed somewhere, too weak to move and unable to control ones body functions just don't cut it. Suprise death: accidental electrocution, mishap, accident fall into this category. Went to buy groceries got knocked down by a car etc Broken body: any death resulting from fatal physical injuries, bruising or puncturing of the body. Exceptions to these are death of a soldier, that's masculine death. Cancerous death: I hate this kind. Being eaten out by cancer, thrashing in pain . Crying out for respite but having none. Foolish death: taking a selfie leaning out on a limb on a multi story building. Drug overdose. Alchoholic bingeing etc russian roullette. While committing adultery/fornication: really shameful cuz there's always gonna be that permanent tell tale look of shock and surprise on the persons face. Ironically, it's the men who always suffer. Acceptable: - heart attack (you can't die without the heart stopping. ). Better if person had been in good health and the heart attack came in pulses with breaks . So the person could get the message that, the end is near. - while praying (better because, one could be sin free and clean. Sad because it's suprising and un prepared) - after making peace and releasing a long standing grudges. When one isnt owing the irs. Or owing any wages or bills. Then the person rolls into bed with a big smile on from the peace of restored friendship and no obligation. Ideal for people living alone. - As a martyr. Not ideal but these ones gat special honours in God's eyes. They are v.i.ps |
Re: What Is A Better Way To Die? by cirmuell(m): 8:58pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
Don't know why I find this thread funny. |
Re: What Is A Better Way To Die? by missingrib(f): 8:58pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
while praying is the best.. |
Re: What Is A Better Way To Die? by missingrib(f): 8:59pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
cirmuell:in other words he is trying to tell us that death is inevitable |
Re: What Is A Better Way To Die? by decatalyst(m): 9:00pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
Lol!!! What a thinking by the, OP. My choice is to die at a good ripe old age...in my sleep after communing, for the last time, with my creator on planet earth. 1 Like |
Re: What Is A Better Way To Die? by cirmuell(m): 9:06pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
missingrib:I think we all know that already. Op is just scared of 'how to die'. |
Re: What Is A Better Way To Die? by missingrib(f): 9:08pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
cirmuell:lolz..funny u |
(1) (Reply)
Young, Christian Nigerian Woman Is Saving Sex For Marriage / Our Daily Bread Tuesday April 19 2016 <*> The God Who Paints<*> / Your Breaking Point Is Your Breakthrough Point.
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 13 |