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How Do You Answer This? by EazyBoi(m): 7:51pm On Feb 15, 2016
A shy friend of mine asked me this question and since I am inexperienced in stuffs like this I need to ask the experienced ones. The question is; HOW DO I START A CONVERSATION WITH A LADY?
Remember, he is a shy guy so he needs the simplest possible solution.
Re: How Do You Answer This? by vault(m): 7:56pm On Feb 15, 2016
improvise..... use the location, circumstance of your meeting to start one......

ask straight forward and simple to answer questions....

tell jokes pertaining to your ongoing conversation......


thats the lot I can give..... you a man now undecided
Re: How Do You Answer This? by vizkiz: 8:02pm On Feb 15, 2016
EazyBoi:
A shy friend of mine asked me this question and since I am inexperienced in stuffs like this I need to ask the experienced ones. The question is; HOW DO I START A CONVERSATION WITH A LADY?
Remember, he is a shy guy so he needs the simplest possible solution.

ask her about her hobbies, her work, family etc...the best way to keep a conversation with a lady is to talk about her
Re: How Do You Answer This? by Cholls(m): 8:07pm On Feb 15, 2016
my brother

No pick-up line, no question, no name introduction. Just say something.

You just have to say something relating to the situation at hand. Look in her eyes with a smile and say it like you already know her.
Re: How Do You Answer This? by Nobody: 8:07pm On Feb 15, 2016
Give her the sweet compliments weh her papa never gif her b4

Or just follow these lines..

- Gud aftnun (with cool face and confident voice even though u borrow d confidence)
- Nice outfit you look good
- Did u also come to pay nepa bill?
- Wch area..do they give u light there?
- All this yeye nepa people sef dem go just dey charge big money for light weh we no use
- Is that soo? 3days? Una own beta o abi no be number 2 furoaja close omiabe str u dey talk?
- Ok na oboadie close..number 3 abi..oookkk (U don get her address be dat)
- D idiiot dem never give us for 3months nw (no let her knw say na lie u dey lie o)
- Yes na for oyonnla street, abule olosho area. Na there be my area.
- How I dey see light charge my phone? I get "I beta pass my neighbour na"
- But u dey enjoy na, u dey see light charge ur phone at least. And u dey see lite iron cloth. As in see ya gatos..looking tuushy
- I like ur outfit o like seriously
- Can I get ur pin. Its nice meeting you


U go continue d rest for una bb and house address

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Re: How Do You Answer This? by obiorathesubtle: 8:09pm On Feb 15, 2016
start with...


Hey babe, have you eaten??


This will make her feel loved, infact.. I'm telling you the truth.. Before you end the conversation.. Even if you don't ask her anything else.. She'll confess love to you.. She'll offer to sweep your house, cook, and do your dishes..


She'll even send you _nude pics immediately you ask her the almighty question..
Re: How Do You Answer This? by Nobody: 8:14pm On Feb 15, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
start with...


Hey babe, have you eaten??


This will make her feel loved, infact.. I'm telling you the truth.. Before you end the conversation.. Even if you don't ask her anything else.. She'll confess love to you.. She'll offer to sweep your house, cook, and do your dishes..


She'll even send you _nude pics immediately you ask her the almighty question..

Take no offense bro! Buh what is your age?
Re: How Do You Answer This? by obiorathesubtle: 8:18pm On Feb 15, 2016
discoprophet:


Take no offense bro! Buh what is your age?
undecided it's a harmless question naa.. I can't see anything offensive..



However, I'm 10 years old smiley smiley
Re: How Do You Answer This? by Nobody: 8:22pm On Feb 15, 2016
If u really wanna get her attention, first of all take her to a nice expensive restaurant, and let her order wateva she wants while u start talking to her.

start with complimenting her. like "wow, I never really noticed how enticing(or beautiful) ur eyes are" or "I'm not really the type of guy who talks to girls often, buh the thing dat attracted me to u lyk a magnet was ur smile. its like no other I've ever seen. no kidding"

u grok? smiley

then u can move on to tell her ur name, and wat u do, then u ask abt her. do it this way
"are u a model or something? you totally have the body!" that's if she's a figure 1 and slim.

"Damn, are u a dancer? you lack nothing body-wise. I'm not trying to flatter u, I'm just saying it as I see it bae" that's if she's endowned wink

when asking for her name, u can add some flattering to it. "I guess ur name is angel?" if she says no. reply with "really!? i tink your parents made a mistake, they shud av named u angel, cos u are even more beauriful than an angel, trust me on that"

grin from there, the conversation will roll...

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Re: How Do You Answer This? by firstking01(m): 8:57pm On Feb 15, 2016
Hmmm...Owk, maybe this might hepl...there was this pretty thing i was hardly crushing on in my area...each time i sight her i'd developed coldfeet to go approach her embarassed....


So, one blessed morning i bumped into her, fiam as usual my mind cutsad...dunno the kind spirit that came upon me that morning, she was on white top with a well ironed skirtcheesy,,,na in i just dey follow the banny for back small small like mumu, @one crossroad junction i gather momentumsad...



The conversation thus...

Me=hello, actually i 've been seen you around, i guess you live around or

She=ehen, looks @me disdainely, you knw those female kinda lookingssad, yeah just by town hall.


Me=Are you a law student or, i just love your outfit.


She=Oh yeah, i'm a law studen in rivcas...


Me=Ok, i'm king by name...a stuedent of rivpoly...hnd1 mech engine....

She=I'm trust....from here we gisted sotay i fotget where i been wan go sef..

Till today we are goodfriends, though i intend wooing hersad...


Lesson and moral of the story...walk on yourself esteem, start with what she's wearing, or if she's a sudent, start from student stuffs, just be interesting and a lil bit funny


Try this op, it works wonders cool
Re: How Do You Answer This? by cruzita(f): 9:04pm On Feb 15, 2016
pls unshy him by dialling *556#
Re: How Do You Answer This? by firstking01(m): 9:08pm On Feb 15, 2016
Hmmm...Owk, maybe this might hepl...there was this pretty thing i was hardly crushing on in my area...each time i sight her i'd developed coldfeet to go approach her embarassed....


So, one blessed morning i bumped into her, fiam as usual my mind cutsad...dunno the kind spirit that came upon me that morning, she was on white top with a well ironed skirtcheesy,,,na in i just dey follow the banny for back small small like mumu, @one crossroad junction i gather momentumsad...



The conversation thus...

Me=hello, actually i 've been seen you around, i guess you live around or

She=ehen, looks @me disdainely, you knw those female kinda lookingssad, yeah just by town hall.


Me=Are you a law student or, i just love your outfit.


She=Oh yeah, i'm a law studen in rivcas...


Me=Ok, i'm king by name...a stuedent of rivpoly...hnd1 mech engine....

She=I'm trust....from here we gisted sotay i forget where i been wan go sef..

Till today we are goodfriends, though i intend wooing hersad...


Lesson and moral of the story...walk on yourself esteem, start with what she's wearing, or if she's a student, start from student stuffs, just be interesting and a lil bit funny


Try this op, it works wonders cool
Re: How Do You Answer This? by firstking01(m): 9:16pm On Feb 15, 2016
EroticAngelina:
If u really wanna get her attention, first of all take her to a nice expensive restaurant, and let her order wateva she wants while u start talking to her.

start with complimenting her. like "wow, I never really noticed how enticing(or beautiful) ur eyes are" or "I'm not really the type of guy who talks to girls often, buh the thing dat attracted me to u lyk a magnet was ur smile. its like no other I've ever seen. no kidding"

u grok? smiley

then u can move on to tell her ur name, and wat u do, then u ask abt her. do it this way
"are u a model or something? you totally have the body!" that's if she's a figure 1 and slim.

"Damn, are u a dancer? you lack nothing body-wise. I'm not trying to flatter u, I'm just saying it as I see it bae" that's if she's endowned wink

when asking for her name, u can add some flattering to it. "I guess ur name is angel?" if she says no. reply with "really!? i tink your parents made a mistake, they shud av named u angel, cos u are even more beauriful than an angel, trust me on that"

grin from there, the conversation will roll...
hian, nyc expensive restaurant ke??,,,wat impression are you tryna show her?,,,that you have money or what?,,,,this is why we bash some of you here,,,,from what you wrote upthere, i can deduce the fact that, if she eventually agrees dating you...it sures means you must be taking her out to expensive eatery...


I thereby declare this your advice null and void
Re: How Do You Answer This? by firstking01(m): 9:19pm On Feb 15, 2016
EroticAngelina:
If u really wanna get her attention, first of all take her to a nice expensive restaurant, and let her order wateva she wants while u start talking to her.

start with complimenting her. like "wow, I never really noticed how enticing(or beautiful) ur eyes are" or "I'm not really the type of guy who talks to girls often, buh the thing dat attracted me to u lyk a magnet was ur smile. its like no other I've ever seen. no kidding"

u grok? smiley

then u can move on to tell her ur name, and wat u do, then u ask abt her. do it this way
"are u a model or something? you totally have the body!" that's if she's a figure 1 and slim.

"Damn, are u a dancer? you lack nothing body-wise. I'm not trying to flatter u, I'm just saying it as I see it bae" that's if she's endowned wink

when asking for her name, u can add some flattering to it. "I guess ur name is angel?" if she says no. reply with "really!? i tink your parents made a mistake, they shud av named u angel, cos u are even more beauriful than an angel, trust me on that"

grin from there, the conversation will roll...
hian, nyc expensive restaurant ke??,,,wat impression are you tryna show her?,,,that you have money or what?,,,,this is why we bash some of you here,,,,from what you wrote upthere, i can deduce the fact that, if she eventually agrees dating you...it sures means you must be taking her out to expensive eatery, cos the way you start a relationship is the way you'd live in it...


I thereby declare this your advice null and void
Re: How Do You Answer This? by ovokonado(m): 10:34pm On Feb 15, 2016
EroticAngelina:
If u really wanna get her attention, first of all take her to a nice expensive restaurant, and let her order wateva she wants while u start talking to her.

start with complimenting her. like "wow, I never really noticed how enticing(or beautiful) ur eyes are" or "I'm not really the type of guy who talks to girls often, buh the thing dat attracted me to u lyk a magnet was ur smile. its like no other I've ever seen. no kidding"

u grok? smiley

then u can move on to tell her ur name, and wat u do, then u ask abt her. do it this way
"are u a model or something? you totally have the body!" that's if she's a figure 1 and slim.

"Damn, are u a dancer? you lack nothing body-wise. I'm not trying to flatter u, I'm just saying it as I see it bae" that's if she's endowned wink

when asking for her name, u can add some flattering to it. "I guess ur name is angel?" if she says no. reply with "really!? i tink your parents made a mistake, they shud av named u angel, cos u are even more beauriful than an angel, trust me on that"

grin from there, the conversation will roll...
Lemme practice wt u
Re: How Do You Answer This? by Nobody: 5:42am On Feb 16, 2016
ovokonado:
Lemme practice wt u
lol I wouldn't be impressed
Re: How Do You Answer This? by EazyBoi(m): 5:52am On Feb 16, 2016
firstking01:
hian, nyc expensive restaurant ke??,,,wat impression are you tryna show her?,,,that you have money or what?,,,,this is why we bash some of you here,,,,from what you wrote upthere, i can deduce the fact that, if she eventually agrees dating you...it sures means you must be taking her out to expensive eatery, cos the way you start a relationship is the way you'd live in it...


I thereby declare this your advice null and void
. I agree with u.
Re: How Do You Answer This? by ovokonado(m): 7:51am On Feb 16, 2016
EroticAngelina:


lol I wouldn't be impressed
dnt be too sure.

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