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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 3:19am On Feb 16, 2016
pre1inctus:

This one is child's play when compared to NNPC. Our Nnpc thread is littered with cobwebs.
hehehe NNPC's own is understandable. It's a government institution, especially with the change of government. Was it not customs recruitment that they sacked the new recruits after May 29? But this NLNG's own.... No excuse na. Haba!!! angry

Anyway sha, has anyone tried to reason out the odds of getting a success mail if they're taking only 60 people? Each time I think about it, I just cringe and lose hope. 60 people out of 600 is like 10%.

So out of 20 people on your day of the AC, only 2 will get in. Approx. 540 regret mails will be sent out. Many groups in the group discussion won't even have any member make it to medicals...I've been "following" and "unfollowing" this thread like God knows what. I'm not trying to be a pessimistic someborry but ponder on this. grin grin grin

One very absurd and difficult prayer point of mine has always been if NLNG is not in God's plan for my life, let me NOT get it. Last last, I will wail and move on eventually.

Chai I don launch new page again sha!!! This [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] is too much grin grin grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 6:22am On Feb 16, 2016
A freaking new day, a freaking new outlook. No carrying over of the previous days emotions.

No time....
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Prinzofparis: 7:25am On Feb 16, 2016
LumiNG:
*sigh*
see them!!!...great grand pas of this thread!!!...
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nlng2014: 8:10am On Feb 16, 2016
A lot of questionable characters....

Talents without discipline...
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 9:04am On Feb 16, 2016
Nlng2014:
A lot of questionable characters....

Talents without discipline...


Something to be very worried about.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ceetee: 9:18am On Feb 16, 2016
Apologies all round and apology accepted.
Had a lot of free time yday, seems I commented more than normal. Truth be told I just wanted to squeeze out more info from our man but seems it backfired big time. I guess u might have been provoked previously.
I have lost interest in this squabble, pls let bygones be bygones.
@cashme28 whatever u r looking for I don’t have it.
@Prinzofparis it will soon be time to expatiate for the sake of discourse.
Guys everything we do here is just talk (na just talk) that’s what forums are for. I’m so sure all the blokes u see as aggressors are absolute gentlemen.
@ ladyF I did a similar analysis here sometime last year. On the day of AC when asked about the no of intakes the supervisor said “it depends on a no of factors however it wouldn’t exceed 70”. The road has been narrow since inception. That ur prayer is equivalent to Father let your will be done.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by PresVA: 9:30am On Feb 16, 2016
Thread of life grin grin grin grin sad
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sexyjob(m): 9:51am On Feb 16, 2016
if you want the NLNG GT Position come and take it.
let's leave trash for LAWMA. Instead of quarrels, I would spend my time here playing.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by epic5: 10:58am On Feb 16, 2016
ladyF:

hehehe NNPC's own is understandable. It's a government institution, especially with the change of government. Was it not customs recruitment that they sacked the new recruits after May 29? But this NLNG's own.... No excuse na. Haba!!! angry

Anyway sha, has anyone tried to reason out the odds of getting a success mail if they're taking only 60 people? Each time I think about it, I just cringe and lose hope. 60 people out of 600 is like 10%.

So out of 20 people on your day of the AC, only 2 will get in. Approx. 540 regret mails will be sent out. Many groups in the group discussion won't even have any member make it to medicals...I've been "following" and "unfollowing" this thread like God knows what. I'm not trying to be a pessimistic someborry but ponder on this. grin grin grin

One very absurd and difficult prayer point of mine has always been if NLNG is not in God's plan for my life, let me NOT get it. Last last, I will wail and move on eventually.

Chai I don launch new page again sha!!! This [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] is too much grin grin grin

Well, I am neither overly optimistic nor being overly self confident when I say that even if NLNG will recruit one person in this process. That one person will be me. I so much believe in me and my God. I dunno about others.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Saved2Serve: 11:46am On Feb 16, 2016
forkadict bro, you never wan hang booth ni? sideline bench dey here ooo. come perch with me. siddon dey look tinz grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dway4ward: 11:57am On Feb 16, 2016
Saudi Arabia agrees to freeze oil production.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 11:59am On Feb 16, 2016
epic5:


Well, I am neither overly optimistic nor being overly self confident when I say that even if NLNG will recruit one person in this process. That one person will be me. I so much believe in me and my God. I dunno about others.
Hmmmm....I really do admire your faith. smiley
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Badema: 12:34pm On Feb 16, 2016
My fellow hopefuls, I think this is a time for positive interactions, let's all leave an indelible mark of hope and support for one another, let's all lay a solid foundation of hope for the common man through our Union here, regardless of admittance into NLNG (since it is pertinent to say not all will get it). Someone here may not get into NLNG and perhaps becomes Nigeria's President someday or DMD, NLNG through other source (NNPC).

There is no doubt we are all resilient and indifatigable in our own ways, we should please thread with caution, we may meet on our way down even after conflicts on our way up!

Remember they say 'The return of the clan, was not the end of the King'.

I pray we all achieve greatness someday and make Nigeria phenomenal among commity of Nations.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 1:18pm On Feb 16, 2016
Saved2Serve:
forkadict bro, you never wan hang booth ni? sideline bench dey here ooo. come perch with me. siddon dey look tinz grin

Nope, I never ready hang booth o. U be one of the guys wey go show next month?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 1:24pm On Feb 16, 2016
forkadict:


Nope, I never ready hang booth o. U be one of the guys wey go show next month?

Guy give us gist na. How is "paradise"? How the AC dey be? What does d air smell like? Is the ground made of gold? Or diamond? Do the taps flow milk? Honey? Above all what's the work environment like? Work ethic nko?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Dfavouredone: 2:27pm On Feb 16, 2016
forkadict:


Nope, I never ready hang booth o. U be one of the guys wey go show next month?

Correct guy, abeg never hang boot yet.

Saved2serve abeg u too nor hang boot yet o, now that rapture has most likely taken place for ur side, it's time to really serve o.

And drop gist/info for guys.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by WyzardOfOz1(m): 3:08pm On Feb 16, 2016
dway4ward:
Saudi Arabia agrees to freeze oil production.

Freezing at their current rate still means the oversupply in the market will still persist.
Half-measure.

A reduction hweva wdv bn more acclaimed.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dway4ward: 3:27pm On Feb 16, 2016
It's a good development. No possible extrapolations though, given that Iraq and Iran still pump significantly high volumes. Saudi and Russia also have reached their peaks, so not much volume increase was expected from them.

Just glad a placebo is offered, soon we'll get the true prescription.
WyzardOfOz1:


Freezing at their current rate still means the oversupply in the market will still persist.
Half-measure.

A reduction hweva wdv bn more acclaimed.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 5:24pm On Feb 16, 2016
airsaylongcon:


Guy give us gist na. How is "paradise"? How the AC dey be? What does d air smell like? Is the ground made of gold? Or diamond? Do the taps flow milk? Honey? Above all what's the work environment like? Work ethic nko?

Hmmmm maguy I really don't know where to start from. And this is regardless of the fact that many things are happening which ought not to due to all the 'katakata' happening in the industry. But still on still maguy na real paradise. Just to mention one point, they really have the welfare of their staff at heart. This makes you feel special. Amongst a host of other reasons.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Prinzofparis: 6:56pm On Feb 16, 2016
artmedia, my associated email is inactive...holla here
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 7:06pm On Feb 16, 2016
Prinzofparis:
artmedia, my associated email is inactive...holla here *******
hmmm Artmedia don't add him o. angry angry angry You guys should discuss on the thread. Na ojoro tins be this one o grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 9:09pm On Feb 16, 2016
ladyF:

hmmm Artmedia don't add him o. angry angry angry You guys should discuss on the thread. Na ojoro tins be this one o grin

I concur. Arty, if you add him ayam adding him. And as detectives full this thread rest assured that I will escalate access on his phone and get ya kpin. Once I get am na to escalate access on your own phone, access your Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn. Don't be afear if you get a LinkedIn message from Oga babs. Fear not cos even the guy account I have accessed. Save ya sef and tok d talk for hia. A *words* yaf do for wise men

#ifYouAreGoodYouAreGood
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by princewealth: 10:25pm On Feb 16, 2016
FBI, EFCC only u.
I hope we are safe ooooo.
no need waiting for NLNG brotherly, just go buy their form. is already on.

I think NLNG will b boring for a prolific detective like u Sir

airsaylongcon:


I concur. Arty, if you add him ayam adding him. And as detectives full this thread rest assured that I will escalate access on his phone and get ya kpin. Once I get am na to escalate access on your own phone, access your Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn. Don't be afear if you get a LinkedIn message from Oga babs. Fear not cos even the guy account I have accessed. Save ya sef and tok d talk for hia. A *words* yaf do for wise men

#ifYouAreGoodYouAreGood
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 10:42pm On Feb 16, 2016
princewealth:

FBI, EFCC only u.
I hope we are safe ooooo.
no need waiting for NLNG brotherly, just go buy their form. is already on.

I think NLNG will b boring for a prolific detective like u Sir


Hahahahahahahahahaha.... I dey learn where some people for dis thread dey o. Besides who told you ayaf not applied there. CIA gan said ayam over qualify... Plus I want a boring job in


NLNG

Which person interesting job hep sef
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Prinzofparis: 7:04am On Feb 17, 2016
airsaylongcon:


Hahahahahahahahahaha.... I dey learn where some people for dis thread dey o. Besides who told you ayaf not applied there. CIA gan said ayam over qualify... Plus I want a boring job in


NLNG

Which person interesting job hep sef

I tire o..lol

my brother, I know say u know all but u just dey play naive...typical B-side nigga with a Waffi background...u belong jare...fire down!!..lols

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