The last time I was here , it was page 561. Just strolling by quietly.

Fraih:

I Love you more Honey!

chai!!! I just dey pity ds gal, d number of times una don allow ds gal mention love...ehn!!! E don too much so tey she fit start to dey tell everybody wey she see for real life sef say "i love you"

Please babe, let dat word " love" be nairaland bound in order to avoid giving everybody hope upandan....... Biko

Oluwanimoduroti1:
The last time I was here , it was page 561. Just strolling by quietly.

now it's 1307......ur own is more than double promotion my dear.

By the way, oluwa ni emi naa duroti oo....... No b only u

U welcome

IghravweIG:

Na lie u talk o, I no dey go tru anybody o.
make we leave her make she decide o.
But wait o, Shebi Blizzydodo don gree for u na
abi u don turn kbs468 overnite.
Okay I don get u, u dey find concubine join abi.
Well, me na only wife I dey find o and na Bolagabriella only my heart dey beat for.

my senator na wen I don dey certified wit d no of wifes wey i won get for dis city una go see wife marry o, but abeg no miss dis one wit our officia mata o, dis one na private mata

Fraiser:
u dey laff abi, u go see

ℓ̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ laff d kind beatin(friendly fire) ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ nd ur olopa go receives 4rm my friends 4rm barracks

Kbs468:

Abi but everything we do is in line with our Golden City constitution na. After all, I'm the Attorney General and thus the custodian of the constitution as well as being in the best position to interpret the provision therein.

Maybe you can help me state some of the laws in our constitution because I don't know any.

Fraiser:
gudnyt dear bur pls watch out for me am bringin a flower for u in d dream land, I no won make dem abbeyunique2 nd suneepa17 take eye tif d beautiful flower i won giv u, gudnyt see u!!!

Ashewo 1 ni iwo bobo yii.......... Number 1 Ashewo

Awon ti Maradona
Awon ti Casanova
Awon ti Pusnaldo

Sunnepa17:


So ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ ʟɨҡɛ ɖɨs Fraise.
Gbogbo ejo jije ni.
ℓ̊ pity ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ oooo

u don find me come here again, i don run for u rich o, abi y u go dey poke ur nose for my private life sef

Fraiser:
gudnyt dear bur pls watch out for me am bringin a flower for u in d dream land, I no won make dem abbeyunique2 nd suneepa17 take eye tif d beautiful flower i won giv u, gudnyt see u!!!

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D nyt jawe beta pikin..y d flower 4 ha in dreamland...alagbere

jubrealguy:
chai!!! I just dey pity ds gal, d number of times una don allow ds gal mention love...ehn!!! E don too much so tey she fit start to dey tell everybody wey she see for real life sef say "i love you"

Please babe, let dat word " love" be nairaland bound in order to avoid giving everybody hope upandan....... Biko

Leave am
Make she sha tell me, na hin consine me

Lol. Thank you

jubrealguy:
now it's 1307......ur own is more than double promotion my dear.

By the way, oluwa ni emi naa duroti oo....... No b only u

U welcome

jubrealguy:
haba! Shey na boy u wan cum allow the young man woo ni

shu!! Bae still plenty for ground nw, nd if na guy hin want johndanny dey dia for am

Oluwanimoduroti1:
The last time I was here , it was page 561. Just strolling by quietly.

Wow Olowanimoduroti...lovely name
Emi naa duroti jesu lori my one nd only damsel blizzydodo

Sunnepa17:


Pls 4give ɦɨʍ bolagabriella..he won't do dat again
Omode lo n se

Hmmm
Emi na mo be

jubrealguy:
ooooohhhh!!!! Na obahiaghon....... Ko si weyrey, omo wa nie!!

Meanwhile, there's no friction in that man's communication because the man eez not even communicating at all...... He is just speaking like someone dats cramming loads of words for exam purpose........asin la cram la pour


Abbeyunique2.............. E don beg us, fi agbara le...... No go break bottle behind me ooo

Haba! Why u go say a statesman isn't communicating, you can't totally say that,i ll agree with you if you say he is communicating with a selected few i.e a microscopic few (Only God know where the few dey sef). Don't worry,you ll soon get to that flash point where you won't have to be in a state of Higi-haga,when you ll start understanding the grammatical Krinkrumkrankrum...*Whew** see sweat!!

missprudence:


Arrh. scarcity of males.

No not true oo. Infact drjoshua2000 has placed an advertorial for a 'you know'.

But I believe you satistify the basic condition of engagement which is being a good cook and I'm sure that from your son-sunnepa17's confession, you are not lacking in that regard.

Fraiser:
u don find me come here again, i don run for u rich o, abi y u go dey poke ur nose for my private life sef

ℓ̊ wan make ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ change ni ooo, stick 2 one person.
Agbere ko da fun omo luabi

Lool. Thank you

Sunnepa17:


Wow Olowanimoduroti...lovely name
Emi naa duroti jesu lori my one nd only damsel blizzydodo

Oluwanimoduroti1:
Lol. Thank you

once again, u r most welcome

By the way, i like that bata...... Buy one for me na... I gaaz do big boy for camp

Fraiser:
my senator na wen I don dey certified wit d no of wifes wey i won get for dis city una go see wife marry o, but abeg no miss dis one wit our officia mata o, dis one na private mata

lol.
I done hear u.

JAEYWEST:
lap dance ke shebi she's another man's vegetable....ehnnnnn I don't want to plug another man's "ugwu"

baba thumbs up for u, na u wise pass because of dis tin wey u talk I go find one correct orente for u
cc
suneepa17

bolagabriella:

Hmmm
Emi na mo be

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ sista Bolagabriella.
Just warn ɦɨʍ 2 back off 4rm my blizzydodo coz eyin ti aja fin ba omo re sere na ni o ma fi buje

Fraiser:
shu!! Bae still plenty for ground nw, nd if na guy hin want johndanny dey dia for am

don't tell me eez what m thinking

Plzzzzzz!!!!!

Plzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

Sunnepa17:


Alagbere...my damsel blizzydodo ile olorogun ile ogun ni ooo.
ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ my one nd only.
Will ℓ♥√ﻉ ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ still my last breath

no lele cool down she go pick her suitor by hersef tomoro, dat one go settle matter

Kbs468:

No not true oo. Infact drjoshua2000 has placed an advertorial for a 'you know'.

But I believe you satistify the basic condition of engagement which is being a good cook and I'm sure that from your son-sunnepa17's confession, you are not lacking in that regard.

Hmmm..double buati Kbs468.
ℓ̊ respect ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ
Drjoshua2000 shld (•͡.̮ •͡ ) ♍ƺ in camera.

wittyemi:
Haba! Why u go say a statesman isn't communicating, you can't totally say that,i ll agree with you if you say he is communicating with a selected few i.e a microscopic few (Only God know where the few dey sef). Don't worry,you ll soon get to that flash point where you won't have to be in a state of Higi-haga,when you ll start understanding the grammatical Krinkrumkrankrum...*Whew** see sweat!!

that krinkrumkrankrum is very special for him....... U sud see that hand gesture............... Like person wey wan use fork open wine

Oluwanimoduroti1:
Lool. Thank you

Urw Oluwanimoduroti....swit dreams

bolagabriella:

Oh dear
I will jes pretend i did not see dis

enh enh oshey jor dear just pretend lyk say u no see am because if hin know say ur heart dey wit me, dem fit go dey counter me for senate durin my screeni

Fraiser:
baba thumbs up for u, na u wise pass because of dis tin wey u talk I go find one correct orente for u
cc
suneepa17

Hmmmm.
Jaywest..follow d rite path dunt b mislead.

Fraiser:
no lele cool down she go pick her suitor by hersef tomoro, dat one go settle matter

Av sent several Angels 2 guide my lovely bizzydodo 4 ♍ƺ...sɦɛ will wake up in GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D health 2 choose ♍ƺ coz sɦɛ knew m d rite person 4 ha

Fraiser:
you are welcome dear, hw are u doin? hw was ur day? hope u are not too tired? shud i giv u coke? or do u lyk sobo? come come nd sit down here wit me, u look so tired let me get u a hand fan, pele oya relax ok

Olosho...wat re u up to now


Buh reading dis almost made me crack my ribs...very funny

Fraiser:
enh enh oshey jor dear just pretend lyk say u no see am because if hin know say ur heart dey wit me, dem fit go dey counter me for senate durin my screeni

Hmm
Questions when the senate ask u.
u never even answer them.
u dey hear dey talk.
Berra face ur screening o.
cc
Amodu.