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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 9:42pm On Feb 19, 2016
justified10:
sup bae...

hello golden city.I hail o.

fraiser shammak amodu, how una dey
Padi e how far na
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 9:43pm On Feb 19, 2016
Magymagz:

aww...kpele dear...myn was jes dre...nfn spectacular

Always good to hear frm u darling,seems ur gonna take over d position as my number one bae on dis GC,d way u dae take kia of me of recent ehn,only God can compensate u honey. Oya come and eat babymi
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:43pm On Feb 19, 2016
eaglevision:


I go everly dae grateful to GTB for that their halogen light wey I dae use read, as light no dae nd man must jack late hour,me no get lamp till I finish o,candle sef I no get time,na God sha know hw I pass,omo I dn dae miss sch,all those NFA's go con dae 'hawk' bread, egg roll, akara,pure water for 1am,stubborn people,u go hear 'Pure water tuuuutu waaaaaa' Lmao! Crazy school mehn


Crazy peeps bro.

What about : Sister, Brother wa o! grin

I can't risk going for night class in school except it's all for the jokes.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 9:43pm On Feb 19, 2016
Fraih:

Hmmm, I really dont understand sad cry
You guys should be able to sort things out, please do. sad
Yea we will.

Although I know its the normal woman shakara you people like to do to know whether we still value you.

You know what I mean na?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:45pm On Feb 19, 2016
classicTutor:
Hello Golden City Citizens!!! Please can I still print green card online despite that I did not pay the required money online?
Heeeeeey! Run away Minister of Education!

How are you doing Bro?

Sure you can as far as you did paid and your payment particulars were captured accordingly.

One can never be able to print the Green Card only when no payment was made at all
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:45pm On Feb 19, 2016
Magymagz:
alryt...fnx sire!!

You are welcome dear.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 9:51pm On Feb 19, 2016
I can bet a number of People here have not spent 5 minutes on NYSC site in the past 24 hours.

WHO IS IN DOUBT HERE
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 9:55pm On Feb 19, 2016
CROBBOY:
I can bet a number of People here have not spent 5 minutes on NYSC site in the past 24 hours.

WHO IS IN DOUBT HERE
Shey dem share airtime for there ni
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 9:59pm On Feb 19, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
Shey dem share airtime for there ni
cheesycheesycheesy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 10:00pm On Feb 19, 2016
justified10:
sure, we go happy to.host u...
mo nbo, mk una prepare wait me
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 10:00pm On Feb 19, 2016
eaglevision:


Always good to hear frm u darling,seems ur gonna take over d position as my number one bae on dis GC,d way u dae take kia of me of recent ehn,only God can compensate u honey. Oya come and eat babymi
smiley tansq swty buh uhm.. i lyk my presnt postn... doh 'm in fr d eatn wink wink
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 10:03pm On Feb 19, 2016
spixytinxy:
mo nbo, mk una prepare wait me
ma worry,u na special guest na...I go personally entertain u.



shammak, I dey o.. Nepa kill ma fone fa. I just dey try ressurect am now.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 10:06pm On Feb 19, 2016
justified10:
ma worry,u na special guest na...I go personally entertain u.



shammak, I dey o.. Nepa kill ma fone fa. I just dey try ressurect am now.
alrice nigbayen
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 10:09pm On Feb 19, 2016
justified10:
ma worry,u na special guest na...I go personally entertain u.



shammak, I dey o.. Nepa kill ma fone fa. I just dey try ressurect am now.
Chill.. Make I com pray for am
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 10:10pm On Feb 19, 2016
LogoDWhiz:



Crazy peeps bro.

What about : Sister, Brother wa o! grin

I can't risk going for night class in school except it's all for the jokes.


Lmfao! I dae roll for osekita road as I dae read dis bro, 'Sister, brother waa',hw did I forget that,Lmao! Awon stewpid people,sleep sef no go come instead of reading na dem u go dae listen to.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:10pm On Feb 19, 2016
boboLIL:
he de teach under 'I'm in love' influence...
Are you sure? Person wey don burn a grown up graduate? grin
spixytinxy:
u r reading anoda meaning to my words nd it not fair
OK sorry about that, It's just that I didn't want the public to think that that's how we insult them when we are away from them, hence they won't Accuse us of doing eye service wink smiley
spixytinxy:
chai, kbs go hear am hot dis nite, how my frnd go born nd I no know, I sure say him carry dat him go wit tiny leg come. Kbs na ground u go slip dis nite
Mabinu. Na dat party thing of last year make me fear and because this one na naming and twins for that matter like our own, so the owambe na one in town and truly it was as you know say DTOBS be DG, na so all media house reps attend oo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:20pm On Feb 19, 2016
boboLIL:
nation builder? Ur comments alone can build sky scrappers for naija
So na this kind comments wey no get substance you wan me to dey type ba?

Because if you wan tell me say e get substance, then you must state or spell it out clearly for everyone to see as ordinary comments wan take turn to bricks, cement, water, gravels, Iron rods, sand to take build the sky scrapers and even the interior finishing
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 10:27pm On Feb 19, 2016
Kbs468:

Are you sure? Person wey don burn a grown up graduate? grin

OK sorry about that, It's just that I didn't want the public to think that that's how we insult them when we are away from them, hence they won't Accuse us of doing eye service wink smiley

Mabinu. Na dat party thing of last year make me fear and because this one na naming and twins for that matter like our own, so the owambe na one in town and truly it was as you know say DTOBS be DG, na so all media house reps attend oo
chai u girls fuckd up big time, kbs u wil pay for making miss dis owambe, Haaa kbs ose yi tan nd I no say dtobs go call musician oooooo.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 10:28pm On Feb 19, 2016
Shammak:

How I con take sabi prophet micaiah son of imlah.. . Na wetin I read today be daT na I Kings 22.. BTW, eaglevision war tori wey dey inside bible sweet gan o grin


Shammakiiii! Hmmmm, I just dae look aw how holy ghost fire go deal wif u sha,dis one ur dancing with the devil lol
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Femmyfamous4u(m): 10:28pm On Feb 19, 2016
eaglevision:


I go everly dae grateful to GTB for that their halogen light wey I dae use read, as light no dae nd man must jack late hour,me no get lamp till I finish o,candle sef I no get time,na God sha know hw I pass,omo I dn dae miss sch,all those NFA's go con dae 'hawk' bread, egg roll, akara,pure water for 1am,stubborn people,u go hear 'Pure water tuuuutu waaaaaa' Lmao! Crazy school mehn
u seem to be referring to OAU. did u graduate from there?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FASH23(m): 10:31pm On Feb 19, 2016
eaglevision:


I go everly dae grateful to GTB for that their halogen light wey I dae use read, as light no idae nd man must jack late hour,me no get lamp till I finish o,candle sef I no get time,na God sha know hw I pass,omo I dn dae miss sch,all those NFA's go con dae 'hawk' bread, egg roll, akara,pure water for 1am,stubborn people,u go hear 'Pure water tuuuutu waaaaaa' Lmao! Crazy school mehn
lolz na only 4 EKSU dat 1 fit happen....really misin sch ooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Femmyfamous4u(m): 10:32pm On Feb 19, 2016
LogoDWhiz:



Crazy peeps bro.

What about : Sister, Brother wa o! grin

I can't risk going for night class in school except it's all for the jokes.
padi, don't tell me u also graduated from OAU too.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 10:32pm On Feb 19, 2016
Magymagz:

smiley tansq swty buh uhm.. i lyk my presnt postn... doh 'm in fr d eatn wink wink

No honey,thou shall be elevated and promoted beyond imagination,u dnt deserve to be on the bench u deserve to be the top striker on dis field mehn, so take my hands baby nd let's rock and roll *winks*
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:32pm On Feb 19, 2016
hardie14:

eeya so sorry. so what did you ask previously
N.B there was no deliverance session lastnight nor this morning.
So sorry, just going through the mention now, And the other basics I should have asked had been clarified from your interactions with senator amodu and Miss Fraih.

But adding up your 4 selected states wouldn't be a bad idea anyway. Hope I'm not asking for too much and that doesn't in any way caused you any constraint?

Though it's neither necessary nor compulsory for you to answer my query oo.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 10:34pm On Feb 19, 2016
CROBBOY:

I am yet to understand this your cassava business you're always talking about bro
Lolz...don't worry... Jst take it literarily as it sounds nd enjoy d fun...nd leave d figurative meaning for me...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by boboLIL(m): 10:34pm On Feb 19, 2016
Kbs468:

Are you sure? Person wey don burn a grown up graduate? grin

OK sorry about that, It's just that I didn't want the public to think that that's how we insult them when we are away from them, hence they won't Accuse us of doing eye service wink smiley

Mabinu. Na dat party thing of last year make me fear and because this one na naming and twins for that matter like our own, so the owambe na one in town and truly it was as you know say DTOBS be DG, na so all media house reps attend oo
e no mean na,, some de like away match
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:36pm On Feb 19, 2016
Femmyfamous4u:
padi, don't tell me u also graduated from OAU too.
For where! Bros, All such experiences are common with the Public institutions everywhere and all over Nigeria ni oo.

When you listen to people talk, you would think they are from your own end ni oo.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 10:43pm On Feb 19, 2016
Enjoy dis guys [b]Once there was a bus
conductor, who was
very rude to his
passengers. One day a
beautiful young girl, of
around 18 years tried to
board the bus, but he
didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the
beautiful young girl
came under the bus and
died on the spot. Angry
passengers took the
conductor to the police
station, who in turn
took him to the court.

The judge was not at all
impressed with him and
gave him capital
punishment. He was
taken to the
electrocution chamber.
There was a single chair
in the center of the
room. The conductor
was strapped to the
chair and high voltage
current was given to
him. But to everyone's
amazement, he
survived. The judge
decided to set him free,
and he returned to his
profession.

A couple of
months later, an elderly
gentleman tried to
board the bus. This time
the Bus conductor,
remembering his earlier
experience stopped the
bus. Unfortunately the
elderly gentleman
slipped and died due to injuries he sustained.

The
conductor was taken to
the police station and
then to the court, to the
same judge. Though he
hadn't done anything
wrong this time, but considering
his past record the
judge decided to set an
example and gave him
capital punishment. The
Bus conductor was
again taken to the same
electrocution chamber
where there was a
single chair in the center
of the room. He was
strapped to the chair
and high voltage
current was given to
him. This time he died
instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The
question is why didn't
he die on the first
occasion but died
instantly the second
time?? Okay........ here is
the Answer............

During
the first time the
conductor was a Bad
Conductor, therefore
electricity didn't pass
through him. But during
the second time, he was
a good conductor, so
electricity passed
through him freely and
he died !!!!

Physics
never go wrong....

Don't quote or look at me!! I am also
looking for the Person
who sent me this..[/b]
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:43pm On Feb 19, 2016
boboLIL:
e no mean na,, some de like away match
Haaaaa! No b Missprudence b dat one ooo. Infact make I open the secret for you make you know now.

The reason for her wanting to learn Yoruba from Fraiser be say, Missprudence is getting ready to belong to one of the First wives of Mr President LogoDWhiz ni oo so that she no go feel disconnected when mother tongue beckons in the VILLA. wink
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 10:48pm On Feb 19, 2016
Oyehomie:

Lolz...don't worry... Jst take it literarily as it sounds nd enjoy d fun...nd leave d figurative meaning for me...
Well said brother!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 10:50pm On Feb 19, 2016
Femmyfamous4u:
padi, don't tell me u also graduated from OAU too.

No be OAU jare,na University of Agriculture and Development,Ado- Ekiti hehehehe.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 10:57pm On Feb 19, 2016
Kbs468:

For where! Bros, All such experiences are common with the Public institutions everywhere and all over Nigeria ni oo.

When you listen to people talk, you would think they are from your own end ni oo.
Our story is the same except u go to dem private sch

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