Rollar:

Loool. A maid is a female servant or a lass. What you're looking for is a manservant, and I'm guessing you gon name him Joseph. I feel a deep sense of sorrow for whoever you end up marrying

QueenValerie:
You shouldn't.

Rollar:

Yeah I know its non of my beeswax, but I just can't help but mourn for him. I'm nice like that

Rollar:

My dearest daughter! The only blister in my finger and the only bacteria in my mouth
See how your mates dey provoke your palle bah. Yeye tinz, na dem no dey gree me sleep for nite cuz I dey worry weda you don join dere clique
I trust my pikin sha, but should in case the tin ever tempt you, just know say I don do juju for ur head. Na leprosy straight

QueenValerie:
Continue.

misspicy:

daddy daddy the only okro in my garden

you know me am a gentle holy geh abi,you trained me that ways,you are competing with otedola in wealth,I don't need to hustle to be with island boys na I won't get tempted rara

Rollar:
90% of these points are characteristics a lady ought to possess. So sad you think its only worth doing when an Island boy is in sight. And all for what, so you can shamelessly beg him for money. I'm glad you advised such ladies to pretend like they are hard to get, cuz clearly you're actually cheap. Anyway I don't really blame you, our present economy leaves very little room for pride or dignity. Pls keep allowing big boys to pour their semén into you for chicken change, then when you're done, go searching for a kind, caring, God-fearing man

refiner:
I knw number 6 must be dere!

hoes every where!
bleep island guys...my ajegunle bf is OK for me any day!

Rollar:

Ha! You know daddy wants you to be independent, so he's not gonna give you a dime. Go hustle for your own money, his belongs to him and all his Allen avenue consultants

misspicy:

huh?

island boys here I come

Rollar:

Bye bye to jati jati, bye bye to raga raga, in tha name of Jesus...
Pls go, make dem shine ur congo like shoe polish. Hope you meet a big dicked nigga like Madingo, make e turn you borehole

misspicy:

lawa o,I need a new daddy abeg am thinking of disowning this daddy...baba,are you sure you birthed me?

Rollar:


Loool. Its called calling your bluff darling. Gotta give you that tough love, so you don't go astray. And you know you ain't never gon find a better daddy

*lights up igbo joint and continues reading 'How to keep your daughter in check'*

JeffreyJamez:


You know see how the Op open mouth like say na the whole 100k+ island guys she Don date...

firstEVA:

misspicy:


**picks a stick of Igbo joint and drags it in**

like father like daughter

refiner:
I knw number 6 must be dere!


hoes every where!

bleep island guys...my ajegunle bf is OK for me any day!

Nikita1:
Ontop wetin I beg
Make dey park their d!ck and go
I don't need training to be myself. If u like me, fine! If u don't, it's still fINE!!!

Jadekitana:
These set of guys are highly selective and as a lady if you really wanna attract one, u have to step up your game because an average lekki guy has 6 girlfriends, don't deceive yourself. However you can be top on the list if your game is tighter. Here are 8 ways to achieve that :

1) Dress very well: I don't mean 1k tops from balogun market, you must look classy from head to toe, either u carry an lv or a prada bag. Those guys love designers a lot and if all you wear is "bend down select" don't near them. They can detect a broke babe 8miles away and trust me, they don't care if you are pretty but thrashy.

2) Be a drama queen but don't be rude: these guys don't like soft ladies, they enjoy ladies who give them hard time due to their stubborn and proud nature. If u show weakness too early,they move to the next babe instantly. No guy wants a push over,you must stand your ground but b careful as well so it doesn't backfire.

3) you must know how to cook: that sound funny abi? Trust me, there are so many expensive eateries on the island but an average island guy has a well furnished kitchen and expects you to cook for the house. Especially during weekends when his friends come over,you don't expect everybody to eat out do you?

4) Clubbing is with his guys Only,accept that: a lot of them enjoy clubbing with their guys, not every island guy wants u shaking your b.utt infront of his friends 247, most of them prefer u sleep at home and allow them have fun. If you are the type that wants to follow him to every strip club, sorry he would dump you soon.

5) Speak queens english: pidgin is not acceptable, they hate it with passion and it's not about been natural, you need to speak well. The last thing an island guy wants is you disgracing him in presence of his friends! Know your tenses very well.

6) Be Very good in Bed: See there are many ladies tripping for these guys, don't expect him to cope with missionary 247 when some are ready to hang one leg on the ceiling fan, you better be creative and drop every form of holier than thou attitude in your father's house. You are dealing with a very exposed guy here!

7) Don't try to re-arrange their houses: After 2 months you start buying extra stuffs in the kitchen or buying duvets and bedsheets, he would dump you with the speed of light. Trust me he doesn't need his other girlfriends asking too much questions about the new things in the house! He has money to get all those things, mind your business.

Use the washing Machine: if you like pack all his thick shirts and jeans out and be washing from morning till night, he would simply ask why u didn't use the washing machine or take them to the dry cleaners. Yes island guys don't fancy ladies who do that, do your research very well. He'd rather you spend that time cooking or cuddling or u both visit the spa for a massage! Keep your village homely self at home.

9) oooops I had to add this one, never force him to church! Let him go when he wants to, they hate it when you introduce them to your pastor, it's not acceptable!

You can add yours!

Lothario:
am an island guy can we meet i will take you go shopping at polo avenue and you will know ur ajegunle bf isnt OK for you

refiner:


no fanx,,,,,I still like my bf like dat!

Nikita1:
Ontop wetin I beg
Make dey park their d!ck and go
I don't need training to be myself. If u like me, fine! If u don't, it's still fINE!!!

enieme:
Can't believe I'm reading this.
Doing all of this just to be with an island boy, when you could as well strive for yourself to be an island girl?

MzLarem:
Mtcheew..island guys koor...Mountain guys ni. To hell with any guy I can't be myself with..

davidif:


Why would a girl feel so worthless as to date an island guy in the first place? Does it make them feel special?

enieme:

hmm, It's not worthlessness some just prefer to live high. It may provide them with an experience of the life they never had or wish to have.
I'm just concerned about someone not ready to chase his/her own dreams but prefer to tap from someone else's own

davidif:


Good to see that there are still some girls in Naija who have a sense of self worth and self respect. God bless you my sister.

This post is so unsettling. The fact that some women look at dating a bunch of possibly spoilt rich boys as a come up (step up) is really disheartening.