yintosho:



Pls how did you know am serving @ Ebonyi

OK. First and foremost, welcome to our midst as a special guest from the Nigerian Nation.

Now back to your question, Can I crave your indulgence by exercising patience? Pending the arrival of our Foreign Affairs Minister-Johndanny who is in the best position to answer that?

Thanks for your understanding.

By the way, you have been reading from the Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic.

Our currency is Gold too.

*As a Minister, while touring one of the secondary schools, I happen to witness a debate and the little opposing speaker now said 'I believe that I have been able to convince you rather than confuse you, thank you'*

So, borrowing from the above experience, I would say that I BELIEVE I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CONFUSE YOU RATHER THAN CONVINCE YOU. THANK YOU.

FolabiBret:
School dey always give us 'LOI' (Letter of Introduction). Nai we go present for camp, as we don submit our IDs when we wan collect Certificate. Na so dem do for d last 2 batches.
Cc: OAU peeps herein.

hi, do u mean we would have to go to school to collect the LOI? is that after CUL have been printed? or how does one go about that? thanks #teamOAU

SC31:


Awwww I see you guys have settled,missed you too

infact no b small tin my eyes see o, if i won dey tell u everytin, land go full. just dey help me tank God sha

FolabiBret:

I thought I got wind of that info smwia. Perhaps, twas while I was dreaming overnight. Sai baba!

my pple for golden city hw una dey? I dey hail everybody o, I don miss all my fellow golden citizens tire, especially my sweetest heart blizzydoDo, my sis frail, my inlaw shammak nd my business partners bolagabriella, missprudence, merikims, somebodysMrs nd aleora, make I no forget my political partners too LogoDwhiz nd kbs468, make una no talk say na women i dey follow do business o because na dem no go fit send hire killer to me because of money, men can be very dangerous, I suppose don show face since bur i been dey attend my sister's younger brother birthday, tank God say i don repent dem for kill me wit sepe nd paraga today bur I just take 10 botus of non alcoholic regal drygin. as i dey follow una talk now my hands no dey stable ontop kill board, bur i no high sha. make i try catch some sleep now we go see later by 8am in d nyt, I get enof gist for una meanwhile i don reserve some botus for my friends who sabi enjoy life lyk me abbeyunique2 nd justified10

OlaSalo:


Bro, the issue of ID card has been giving me concern . What a senior colleague told me was that since we have our certificate, we shouldn't bother about ID card...but I no wan believe am because na me go face camp officials, no be am.
Do you have anything in mind?

Yes WE ARE THE ONES FACING THE CAMP OFFICIALS,
There are 3options for us here;

1. According to folaibret, a letter of introduction (LOI) will b given by the DSA for us to take to camp. This together with our certificate should b enough.

2. You can make a COLOURED PHOTOCOPY or a COLOURED SCANNED PRINTING of the ID card with you(If you haven't submitted it).

3. If you have the previous part ID card with you(some peeps stubborn sote den no dey drop old one before collecting new one,so dey have more than one with them), that also can serve the purpose for camp.

Anyway it turns out to be,you can't be denied entrance to your camp,you know why? Because you are a great ife alumnus


cc: #TEAMOAU in the house

Alfrediolu:


hi, do u mean we would have to go to school to collect the LOI? is that after CUL have been printed? or how does one go about that? thanks #teamOAU

As it used to be, yes, na school we go go collect am barely a week to camping. But, I never sabi when dem go give us dis time. And, yes; na after we don print CUL.

FolabiBret:

First and foremost, what came up? Is it anything personal or camp-related?

Something Personal...

Afoo,ur head dey dia...




Spixytnxy, Na u wan decided for me and my baby boo ni? Na who we want we go call to come perform oooo.

Kbs468, me just dey laugh for your matter, common Hull city,u pple no fit beat

LogoDwhiz as you don bone my side now,God still win oooo

katerine7:
ena good afternoon o

Thank God say you don show. First of all, good afternoon too.

So how tomorrow go be na? As in I dey ready to yab your CHELSEA oo b4 ur turn go come make you yab me too IF BARCELONA beat my darling ARSENAL ooo.

Abeg
LogoDWhiz
DTOBS
Sent4rina
Johndanny
Amodu
Greatestman
Prindu make una no enter our discussion oo.

Make una go meet Missoyin and Bolagabriella if una too wan yab my ARSENAL.

sexydior, answer to our question:

when camp for stream I open,just do as if you no dey naija till camp reg closes, NYSC will ave no other choice than to tell you to go reprint your CUL as a new state of deployment will b given to you for stream II.

Hope it helps?

Kbs468:

Thank God say you don show. First of all, good afternoon too.

So how tomorrow go be na? As in I dey ready to yab your CHELSEA oo b4 ur turn go come make you yab me too IF BARCELONA beat my darling ARSENAL ooo.

Abeg
LogoDWhiz
DTOBS
Sent4rina
Johndanny
Amodu
Greatestman
Prindu make una no enter our discussion oo.

Make una go meet Missoyin and Bolagabriella if una too wan yab my ARSENAL.

I won't allow you to use arsenal matter drag my lovely sister into your net of marriagehood...she is not for that.

Katerine07 dear,please my 2k advice, run for your life

Fraiser:
wetin u won go do for lagos? oya ni kaduna jor

ehn!!!!!. kadu what!!! abeg if na so make i manage my edo jeje. wetun i lost dia. abeg joor.

spixytinxy:
which kind cold, for dis hot sun na im cold dey catch u, oloti oshi, u beta leave drink ooooo, ahn ahn na only u dem do sepe for ni, all d pple wey dey sell paraga for Nairaland don no u as dia regular customer. Maybe dat Yeye fake prophet go fit help u sha

u sef u no try o, nd u want make d economy of golden city dey improve still u no want make d main natural resources of golden city sell, which kyn economist u b? just let make i turn minister for dis city I go push for a law wey go compel all d youths of dis city to dey take one botus of paraga bfor eating in d morni

Abbeyunique2:
beckytee where are thou? let's go for roadwalk

bros shey u won turn dat innocent gal to road safety or VIO ni, which one b road walk again, na road test u suppose go for, u want take by force by fire dey romantic

Fraiser:
na me u dey follow relate lyk dat abi? e b lyk say u won enter one chance for dis city? oya come dey approach make i dey luk u, any gal u no go see for dis city unless u appease me

you Don turn juju? Na to buy kola and ogogoro pour 4 your big toe...

spixytinxy:
safe hands indeed, wat is safe abt ur hands

everything about my hand is safe. cos
1) i cannot be a second wife so been a sixth wife is way outta line.
2) i have never been good at sharing. so i cant share your baale wiv you
3) am my sisters keeper.
so my hands are so safe.

Fraiser:
u sef u no try o, nd u want make d economy of golden city dey improve still u no want make d main natural resources of golden city sell, which kyn economist u b? just let make i turn minister for dis city I go push for a law wey go compel all d youths of dis city to dey take one botus of paraga bfor eating in d morni

You sure u worth be a minister for this city? With your drinkalholic habit? Moreover ministers don't push for law,separation of power!!! no just let kuchikau see this ooo else,u don shoot urself be DT!


Spixytnxy, wetin concern ur own too?

hardie14,howdy

DTOBS:
sexydior, answer to our question:

when camp for stream I open,just do as if you no dey naija till camp reg closes, NYSC will ave no other choice than to tell you to go reprint your CUL as a new state of deployment will b given to you for stream II.

Hope it helps?

Oh! Okay...Thanks Dear...

amicableSavage:
yup.

if na edo thinzz eventually just look out for a fat alhaja when u see her just say hi

amicableSavage:
yup.

if na edo thinzz eventually just look out for a fat alhaja when u see her just say hi

DTOBS:
hardie14,howdy

howdy dtobs.

DTOBS:
Afoo,ur head dey dia...




Spixytnxy, Na u wan decided for me and my baby boo ni? Na who we want we go call to come perform oooo.

Kbs468, me just dey laugh for your matter, common Hull city,u pple no fit beat

LogoDwhiz as you don bone my side now,God still win oooo

Bone ur side ke? No o

Abi na u bone my side. U don dey chop Alabi, u don dey happy

kollenzy:
....,,.Lols, aahhaaa! gatcha!.nice one bro. ....,,.Lols, aahhaaa! gatcha!.nice one bro.

Lols. Okay o

kuchikau:
...
Yes sir. But am applying for a post graduate study in the UK..

what is your course of study? Scholarship or self sponsor?

DTOBS:


Yes WE ARE THE ONES FACING THE CAMP OFFICIALS,
There are 3options for us here;

1. According to folaibret, a letter of introduction (LOI) will b given by the DSA for us to take to camp. This together with our certificate should b enough.

2. You can make a COLOURED PHOTOCOPY or a COLOURED SCANNED PRINTING of the ID card with you(If you haven't submitted it).

3. If you have the previous part ID card with you(some peeps stubborn sote den no dey drop old one before collecting new one,so dey have more than one with them), that also can serve the purpose for camp.

Anyway it turns out to be,you can't be denied entrance to your camp,you know why? Because you are a great ife alumnus


cc: #TEAMOAU in the house

Yes oo

Great Ife! Great Ife!
Africa's most beautiful campus.
Conscious, vigilant, progressive
Aluta against all oppression
Forward ever, backward never
For learning and culture, sports and struggle
Great Ife! I love you
There's only one Great Ife in the universe
Another Great Ife is a counterfeit
Great! Great! Great! Great! Great!

Na so o baba mi

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bolagabriella:

Good morning to u also
My nite was ok buh i didn't dream abt u buh i dreamt that i met buhari's son



*whispers* dnt mind my ignorance buh se buhari get son?

oops!!! dis tin wey i dey see b lyk heart break o, if den tell me dis I go go on drink strike, i no go drink regal for one month so dat i go fit tink welwel because regal go dey clear d tinkin comot my mind. meanwhile as for d buhari son wey u dey find, just turn ursef to Atiku or Dangote daughter u go meet am sharp sharp

DTOBS:

I won't allow you to use arsenal matter drag my lovely sister into your net of marriagehood...she is not for that.

Katerine07 dear,please my 2k advice, run for your life

Haba! We are not enemies na. And if I get ulterior motive, I would call your attention nauw. I go just dey do my thing secretly ni na

bolagabriella:

He he,y i go leave u na...u be my one and only gay fwend
Lol

oops!!! anoda one, babe na no mercy b ur name? u bad o

eaglevision:


No jooor! Am nw born again,old things hav passd away behold all things r become new,ur sweethrt is nw straight like pole! I dnt do shiii anymore lol

see u!!! e don late already abi u don forget say first impression last eternity

Fraiser:
my pple for golden city hw una dey? I dey hail everybody o, I don miss all my fellow golden citizens tire, especially my sweetest heart blizzydoDo, my sis frail, my inlaw shammak nd my business partners bolagabriella, missprudence, merikims, somebodysMrs nd aleora, make I no forget my political partners too LogoDwhiz nd kbs468, make una no talk say na women i dey follow do business o because na dem no go fit send hire killer to me because of money, men can be very dangerous, I suppose don show face since bur i been dey attend my sister's younger brother birthday, tank God say i don repent dem for kill me wit sepe nd paraga today bur I just take 10 botus of non alcoholic regal drygin. as i dey follow una talk now my hands no dey stable ontop kill board, bur i no high sha. make i try catch some sleep now we go see later by 8am in d nyt, I get enof gist for una meanwhile i don reserve some botus for my friends who sabi enjoy life lyk me abbeyunique2 nd justified10

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