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16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by Onyijeff(m): 7:51pm On Feb 20, 2016
Ignore all of those cynical lawyer jokes. There are plenty of amazing things about attorneys…here are just 15 of them!

1. Quoting your date will make you sound smarter: “My boyfriend is a lawyer and he says…”

2. Your mom and dad will be impressed. Plus: A lawyer in the family is always a good thing!
3. Most lawyers are fantastic dressers. (Yes, there’s more than one suit in his/her closet.)

4. Lawyers are financially secure.

5. Lawyers know how to present themselves well — and up the charm. Your date will likely make a great impression with your friends and colleagues.

6. Your date will stand up for you, even when you’re wrong.

7. Lawyers are often invited to interesting social events.

8. Lawyers are very experienced negotiators and excel at conflict resolution.

9. Like to debate? Your date is always up for that type of challenge.

10. Lawyers have good memories — or at least good note-taking skills.

11. Speaking of note-taking, there will be plenty of free legal pads lying around.

12. Your date will have interesting law-school stories (and lots of life experience). As a general rule, lawyers work hard and play hard.

13. Lawyers are eloquent, articulate and very insightful when it comes to reading another person’s character.

14. Eloquence is sexy. So are briefcases.

15. If you ever need your partner’s services, he/she will work especially hard for you.

16 Why else should one date a lawyer? Add urs
Re: 16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by cruzita(f): 7:56pm On Feb 20, 2016
undecided so that him go use English finish me when we dey quarrel abi
Re: 16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by Nobody: 7:57pm On Feb 20, 2016
undecided so that everything in the relationship will be according to the nigerian constitution and law abi?
Re: 16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by Sexytemi(f): 8:11pm On Feb 20, 2016
na, def not for me o, I'm a talkative who loves debating and can argue on absolutely anything, imagine now dating or even marrying a lawyer....that means constant quarrels n argument in d house o...
Re: 16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by Nobody: 8:27pm On Feb 20, 2016
Awwwww.. Op chop 1kiss *muuuaaahhh*
Tell dem ooo, they dunnoo

Date a barrister/ be legal cheesy
Re: 16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by Onyijeff(m): 8:44pm On Feb 20, 2016
Yes dearie
naughtynaughty:
Awwwww.. Op chop 1kiss *muuuaaahhh*
Tell dem ooo, they dunnoo
Date a barrister/ be legal cheesy
Re: 16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by Mutuwa(m): 8:46pm On Feb 20, 2016
OP you be lawyer??

Dress sense..well some lawyers do have a good wardrobe sense,some hmmm..their wig and gown self,na since they call them 15 years ago.
The stench that follows when they pass you,can kill a day year old baby.
Their shoes,hmmmn..the alignment don chop,one they look east the other de look north east.

Eloquence well..some do try.You never see lawyer wey de stammer abi? en won worse.

Financially secure..kaiiiii... a lot feed on appearance fee.

Quoting your date will make you sound smarter: “My boyfriend is a lawyer and he says… hmmmnn It would be a sorry day for any girl that does not do her independent research and tries to reiterate confidently,what her erroneous lawyer boy friend said, before a populace.

she will take all his insults,on his behalf.
Re: 16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by lanicky(f): 8:48pm On Feb 20, 2016
Marry a Niger lawyer at your own peril... Assasin go chase una wella undecided

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Re: 16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by ClassCaptain(m): 8:57pm On Feb 20, 2016
Wow OP Almost all the things u said here are true. Proud to be one. #teamlaw
Re: 16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by STARSHYNE(f): 12:25am On Feb 21, 2016
lanicky:
Marry a Niger lawyer at your own peril... Assasin go chase una wella undecided
Lie lie
Re: 16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by lanicky(f): 5:57am On Feb 21, 2016
STARSHYNE:
Lie lie

Amebo... Lawyer na your husby? tongue
Re: 16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by STARSHYNE(f): 7:27am On Feb 21, 2016
lanicky:

Amebo... Lawyer na your husby? tongue
No
Re: 16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by Masculity(m): 7:38am On Feb 21, 2016
Date lawyer at your own risk. Your parlour go turn to courtroom.
Re: 16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by lanicky(f): 12:47pm On Feb 21, 2016
STARSHYNE:
No

You be lawyer? sad

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