eaglevision:


This is nt a matter of juju,it is love at 1st sight,meanwhile mind ur own bishness biko,gbeborun.

Kbs468:

Chai dis people no go Kii me. Oya just small jist ni oo b4 my over protective wife starts thinking otherwise.

This is in no particular order oo.

√ I said sorry to you b4 doing one thing like that that involved importing evidence because my integrity was on the line because of one Hardioun-Hope I got that right that went to ask a particular Kwetion abroad even after prindu had called for truce btw you and I

√ Sydneyboss too had to voiced out because he was also affected by the smear.

√ Your bestie Oluwanimoduroti1 showed up and reminded us of her last aboard in the state of 561 I guess and was amazed by the massive developmental strides over the years by surpassing the 1,000 state creation mark.

√ She also acknowledged how explosive we are and actually became sobberish because circumstances beyond her control is forcing her to pull out our regime. And remember that she used to be the State Minister for Education

√ But the striking comment was her recollection of the unsavory experiences you relayed to her that she summarily put as 'But some guys got no Chill' and I quite agree with her because they ended up turning me to a motivational speaker free of charge.

√ In clearing up the above point, the usual jabbing and sharing warm embrace in a boxing ring was on display to the extent that prindu went ahead to indirectly inform me of the jabbing catalogue among the trio of bobolil, CROBBOY and himself, not forgetting that btw Fraiser and Kollenzy I guess as well as that btw wittyemi and jubrealguy but Abbeyunique2 nibbed everything to the mud instantly and successfully.

√ The initial feud btw the latter above was because wittyemi had become Golden City's Sir Patrick Obahiogbon of Nigeria

√ BlizzydoDo suddenly became a women activist overnight but I indirectly advised her to vie for a senatorial seat and that was clearly stated by Pressy LogoDWhiz which she is yet to respond to

√ Because her eyes are focused on my wife-Pweedyuz's Women affairs Ministry and her stance was corroborated by CROBBOY, though selfishly because I mentioned his wife-SC31 somewhere that he misunderstood me

√ Off I go off I go and OYO is your Case expert showed up after a long while.

√ Fraiser had to announce his Single, ready to mingle again and searching status after being discovered by a retinue of ladies league that his advances were all scam since they don't understand the sharing formula I adopted in keeping my 5 wives intact

√ BlizzydoDo remained the only Woman standing in the lyfe of Fraiser after all, though she got her heart being agitated by Sunnepa17 during the trying times.

√ By the way, Missprudence is the Moda of Sunnepa17

√ A new legislation is underway to ammend the Restriction of the president to only one wife.

√ Ever since my attempted Romance with Fraih, Her hubby-shammak has had to continually battle himself because the word UN-EASE has practically found application on him

√ The Chelsea crew suddenly found their voices again after a 5:1 supremacy during the weekend but went silent there after on Tuesday night, may be they drank to stupor, so slept off.

√ I'm waiting for what LogoDWhiz, Amodu, DTOBS, Sent4rina, Johndanny, Lonngmann, katerine7 and prindu would say about this.

√ Red chambers occupants are finally strategizing on how to screen the Ministerial Nominees

√ VP Armynu finally came back after patiently rounding off his mission of seeing to the well-being of a highly cherished, dear to heart, lovely, lively and most respected personality in everyone's life- I mean you too belong to that category just like every other XX-chromosome carrying Genes, biotechshola, hope I'm not misfiring here because biology was actually made compulsory for me then ni oo simply because I hated drawing, hence a dislike for the subject evolved except when the topic REPRODUCTION was written that I become active minded.

Hun let me stop before LogoDWhiz would say it is too much to digest again.

eaglevision:


This is nt a matter of juju,it is love at 1st sight,meanwhile mind ur own bishness biko,gbeborun.

eaglevision:
This heat is too much,make God no just vex for the sins wey people like shammak nd fraiser dae commit and consider righteous men like us,d heat oozing outta ma body fit bake bread

hardie14:

reeeaaaallllllyyyyy maybe i go reason d kaduna oooo
but na lag i want joor.

LOola12:


Lmao!

Fraiser:
luv at first sight abi mo ti gbo, lets see hw far d luv we go, make i still dey mind my own business for now

Shammak:

U wey turn ursef into Judge... Ur gaying no be sin? Shebi na bread that one fit bake... The one wey dey dey come go bake stone, e go melt metal sef

merikims:
abeg I see thread close now now.wetin una don do again?
cc shammak,logodwhiz,fraiser.

Fraiser:
lol... na which person dey sin btw me wey my body cool lyk say i dey inside AC nd u wey ur body hot lyk say u dey hell fire. u better go repent may b God go help u lower d temp of ur body small

Beckytee:
lols! but seriously I knw like how u dey follow my sweet love yarn oooo..... which one na. if e like make him turn me to safety road na him own me.

lonngmann:

We didn't keep quiet after that slim win psg got in their own home..it's not the first time they will brat Chelsea and not qualify
We got the important away goal..now we need to beat man city and guarantee ourselves a trophy and a place in Europe

Kbs468:

Haa! Case never close oo because how can Humans b 2 and 1/2 ?

As the Attorney General, I can't b a judge in my own Case. Again, Lawyers and Judges are on strike as The Hon Minister of Justice-Morenii has not resume work because she has not been confirmed yet with her nomination pending.

OK I know what to do.

Straight I go to meet Awaiting Minister Fraiser and his Twinnie-Fraih who ironically was the one I said I would be accessing through you should her hubby-shammak *hope no one is listening* block our means of communication.

Aleora:
tanku tanku,I dey oo enjoy ursef,if u wake,abeg add sapele water

Fraiser:
gbayi padimi, hw ur day been? na for which joint we go catch up dis eveni? I won nok u down patapata

Fraiser:
thread close ke? e no possible, we gada get dis city nobody fit close am btw as u don dey dial my number since #ur dp# my phone neva ring na, I don dey wait ur call since make dat ur angelic voice grace my ear abi na sms u won send giv me?

eaglevision:


That's defo wha u shld b doin,nd leave me and my Magymagz alone biko,tnx for ur cooperation mr gbeborun.

Fraiser:
ohh!!! see u, na u i pity pass, u better send am to me make hin com learn bfor hin turn u to lastma or better still make hin allow u make u com stay my house for a few weeks make i take u teach am how person dey care for woman because i no fit just open my eyes make u dey wrong hand.

Abbeyunique2:

but u sabi do deliverance for a married man(amodu) in the midnight abi?

biotechshola:



yea, go and reprint ur green card if u avnt done show, this to enable u knw your real CUN..

Kbs468:

Haaaaa! You want us to start another fight Abi? Welcome though as you kept me in limbo ever since.

*whispering* Hardie14, I know you said don't share hubby but when Baba God pick someone's call, it is usually the unthinkable that follows oo. I mean Olajumoke the Bread seller turn model is a classic example of such call,

So your thinking about 5 and wanting to b 1 only might not be the above response oo. But like the Jagaban used to tell Osinbanjo that if doesn't make trouble, how would lawyers eat?

In that regard, I also want to activate the divorce clause and I am already preparing the list now. While you ponder over it, don't allow Spixytinxy hear about this oo since you have assured her of being a safe hand*

Kbs468:

For where? Any bashing wey you go give, no b me go get am oo

But e go good sef make you do d bashing so dat indirectly na 70% of our principal officers 4 Golden City u go dey refer to and I go like see how dey go react

In case you wan know, see d list below

LogoDWhiz
DTOBS
Johndanny
Sent4rina
Amodu
Lonngmann
Katerine7
Prindu et al

But if you insist say na me you wan bash, then wait till Tuesday night or after Tuesday night

hardie14:

kbs468
kbs468
kbs468
how may times i call you
be seriously and serially warned.
stick to your wives only and stop fornicating around...
latahkiroh bu zina(read in arabic)
BE WARNED.

Kbs468:

For where? Any bashing wey you go give, no b me go get am oo

But e go good sef make you do d bashing so dat indirectly na 70% of our principal officers 4 Golden City u go dey refer to and I go like see how dey go react

In case you wan know, see d list below

LogoDWhiz
DTOBS
Johndanny
Sent4rina
Amodu
Lonngmann
Katerine7
Prindu et al

But if you insist say na me you wan bash, then wait till Tuesday night or after Tuesday night

DTOBS:


Of the greatest gbagba
of the greatest gbogbo....

CROBBOY:

I do not understand what is actually a problem here unless you are uncomfortable with the number itself.

Provided it was sent to you by NYSC (if you paid the 3K) and it matches what is on your Dashboard, then your problem is as good as Dangote's financial problems

JaneJoanJohn:
Congratulations to my bby,BoboLil......if it's still in order o and to other great Lions and Lionesses...Thumbs up!!!
It's not easy.

poshboots:
Hello Guys,

Please I want to know if its still possible to register for the NYSC 2016 batch A now and How i can register. I have tried to register online using the link on the www.nysc.gov.ng website but the link provided on the page does not work so i dont know if there is another link i can use or how i can go about it because i am not in naija now.

Thank you

hardie14:
sisterhood of lyf

ottalo:
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This “TRUE” interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”


The farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”

Farmer: “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”

Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?”

Farmer: “I am getting to the point, Miss.” “Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?”

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.