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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by maestro2000(m): 11:07pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
#naijapolice: the only set of force in the world that arrests you for having tattoo on your body and you're termed a cultist and you have to bail yourself with 200k or else you're going to jail without court trial. Ask ONDOSTATE RESIDENTS.#ZION SACS |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by clerkent(m): 11:11pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Naija police be
like your car no get A/C?you
wan kill yourself with heat?, u
wan comit suiside
abi.Oga Park well 4 Likes |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by bestower: 11:14pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
From the bottom of my heart i hereby curse the nigerian police dat whosoever say dey will prosper shall die b4 dem,there unborn generations shall suffer more dan d hell people oh i pray oh lord d sufferness dey inflicted upon me shall stick more dan one million times they will suffer in jesus name i pray amen.thank u lord. 2 Likes |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by pafek(m): 11:18pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
bestower:Ebi like sey this pple do you shege 1 Like |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by todayguest(m): 11:24pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
clerkent:guy u funny!(lol) nevertheless, people complain about the police everywhere in the world. Despite the activities of a few, I appreciate their presence in society. "IF YOU SAY THE POLICE IS BAD TRY A TUG" 2 Likes |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Tpave(m): 11:32pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
The entertainment no be here. Very funny posts |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 11:49pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Tbagwell1:Ok noted. |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 11:50pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
bestower:Back to sender! 1 Like |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 11:55pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
bestower:God doesn't answer such prayer. Bless ur enemies n pray for Dem who despitefully use u. U no dey read bible? 1 Like |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Nobody: 11:57pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
I was on my way along Ogudu road in ojota when some policemen shouted at me. Stop! Stop! You there stop. I was on my way to one "mama put" just after Alhaji Amao street to get some food. Hearing them shouting stop stop, i looked back and they beckoned me. Highlighting from the car was a young policeman in his Thirties. Police: Who are you? Me: I am Pietrak. (My surname). What can i do for you? Police: what do you do? Me: i am a writer... so how can i help you? Police: what are you writing Me: anything.... just anything and everything Police: What is in your pocket? Me: My phone Police: are you a press? Me: No Police : then why are you writing when you are not a press? He went back in their car repeating the statement " you are not supposed to be writing when you are not a press. 4 Likes |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by sirklin(m): 12:02am On Feb 22, 2016 |
Elosky20: When speech is no longer free on nairaland 1 Like |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by pussyeater(m): 1:00am On Feb 22, 2016 |
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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by maxti: 1:24am On Feb 22, 2016 |
dlashondra:I guess it's around Airforce base. I was caught too. Very wicked guys. |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by maxti: 1:26am On Feb 22, 2016 |
PietraK: Lool! Please tell me you are joking 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by maxti: 1:27am On Feb 22, 2016 |
SUPOL: I can't laugh 1 Like |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by 9jatatafo(m): 1:30am On Feb 22, 2016 |
Askari twaley baba. All correct sir |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by dantori(m): 1:33am On Feb 22, 2016 |
When I say I. wanna join the police they say it's corrupted Okay then if the presumed good people do not join the force who will fix it God pleas help my intentions 1 Like |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by m20208899: 1:52am On Feb 22, 2016 |
Naijapolice should thank God guns are not used in Nigeria like they are in US. If they were people will open fire on them!!!! |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by m20208899: 1:54am On Feb 22, 2016 |
PietraK: Uneducated policeman!!!! 1 Like |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by eightsin(m): 2:43am On Feb 22, 2016 |
There is practically no one who hasn't had a case with Nigeria police. I've had a few bitter ones. I remember then when my bro was asked to join the police force.. he refused 1 Like |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Nobody: 6:07am On Feb 22, 2016 |
Spanner4: Carve a section from the army, especially learned ones and make them police. Scrap out this worthless maggots who you call police, just like how it's done in Senegal and some other nations like Gabon, you'd have a better police. If I were president, you know what I'd do? I will stop everything police and probe them the fùck all! I'd even demand for thier weapons, if they cannot produce it, I take it they hid it for the sake of robbery later on, I would hang them. I hate these idiots, they don't know what they doing. 3 Likes |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by justmenoni: 6:24am On Feb 22, 2016 |
The mods on nairaland are bias and hv been compromised. quote author=Elosky20 post=43129917]how will nigeria be good, when u are laying your complain via twitter- foreign media company. why nt do it via Nairaland - Naija media company.[/quote] |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by bigsmoke2(m): 6:37am On Feb 22, 2016 |
Police stopped me on bike and said I am a suspect after finding two phones me when I asked what crime I was suspected for all they kept saying was you are a suspect till they carried me to station. I was confused and scared when we got to station and they started asking me where are the dollars and pounds . at this point i started begging them to take the 1,500 they found on me that i have never seen dollars or pound before . They finally took the money but after serious begging. |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by yemmy009(f): 7:05am On Feb 22, 2016 |
So shall it be.Amen Nigeria police n their generation will never know peace good thing will forever cease in their life[Qquote author=SUPOL post=43137133] Back to sender![/quote] 2 Likes |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 7:07am On Feb 22, 2016 |
yemmy009:I send it back 2u n ur family IN JESUS NAME! AMEN. |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by yemmy009(f): 7:15am On Feb 22, 2016 |
SUPOL:U are there saying back to sender when God has already answer my prayer for a very long time. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 7:17am On Feb 22, 2016 |
yemmy009:Lolz God no dey answer dat kain prayer. Direct it to d person instead. |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Spanner4(m): 7:20am On Feb 22, 2016 |
gimakon: Bro take am easy na I understand your point but in every country there is always a police force but here in Nigeria it is because of some corrupt elements that is destroying the reputation of d police here |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by josephmbonu: 7:49am On Feb 22, 2016 |
Without police no one can sleep in this country. Copy that. 2 Likes |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Nobody: 7:51am On Feb 22, 2016 |
Spanner4: You ain't seen nothing yet. |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Spanner4(m): 7:53am On Feb 22, 2016 |
gimakon:I don see am oooooo |
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Spanner4(m): 7:53am On Feb 22, 2016 |
gimakon:I don see am oooooo |
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