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Our Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by daroz(m): 11:26am On Feb 22, 2016
* The fat kid was always the goalkeeper;
* The owner of the ball decides who plays;
* Penalties are awarded only if injured player curses a lot;
* The match only ends when everyone gets tired;
* No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score;
* No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post;
* If you don't participate in repairing the ball, you were given a match ban;
* If you are picked last, you are a loser;
* The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree, when it got stuck, under the car or inside the gutter;
* When the owner of the ball gets angry, game over!
* You were allowed to change goalkeeper, in case of penalty;
* The most skillful player, gets automatic selection.

Re: Our Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Segadem(m): 2:50pm On Feb 22, 2016
hahahahaha,no foul trowing and no offside goal grin
Re: Our Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by daroz(m): 7:30pm On Feb 22, 2016
Segadem:
hahahahaha,no foul trowing and no offside goal grin
grin

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