I learnt that when u you live wth a gal, her food doesn't taste great avery time, especially when it's jollof rice.

I learnt how to cuddle a gal as we slept frm night till morning, iniatilly my sides suffered but wth time I got used to it and did it for two years.

I learnt that trading words wth a gal for long cld lead to a scuffle.cos you both live together,u're no more trying to impress each other.

I learnt how to rinse while my gal washes our clothes,and I'll dry them.

I learnt that sometimes a gal cld be very secretive wth the money she has,until you'll find out later.

I learnt to stay faithful to my gal for two years.


I learnt that ur dick cld actually peel frm too much sex!

I learnt that It'll get to a stage after too many rounds of sex my dick may refuse to charge again.

I learnt how to take a stroll at night wth my woman every night, even though it was deadly for me to do that, cos of who I was.

I learnt how to take care of my gal when she's got menstrual pains.

I learnt how to go to the market and buy food stuffs and cook waiting for her arrival wheneva she travels home.

I learnt how to stay up at night for mid-night calls.

I learnt that kissing my gal mouth to mouth first thing immediately you wake up is not such a nice thing to do.

I learnt how to live wth the female scent.

I learnt that gals are not so flashy as they look outside,when you live wth them in-house for long.

I learnt that if a gal gives you sex 2 days jus after you've met,it's not cos she's cheap,she may actually be the faithful type,buh jus give you sex so easily cos she was overwhelmed by her feelings.

She never likes me to hear the sound of her shiit when she's in the toilet,so she plays music loud to cover the sound.

And many more.........

Silly guy

I was just reading your post and laughing cos I could relate.

1. The food aspect.

2. I like my space when I sleep.

3. True.

4. I rinse and dry

5. They can be secretive with money.

6. I wasn't that faithful

7. It gets sore.

8. U will get tired.

9. Like boiling water and putting it in a bowl and place on her stomach.

martyns303:
I was just reading your post and laughing cos I could relate.

1. The food aspect.

2. I like my space when I sleep.

3. True.

4. I rinse and dry

5. They can be secretive with money.

6. I wasn't that faithful

7. It gets sore.

8. U will get tired.

9. Like boiling water and putting it in a bowl and place on her stomach.

dat's it,right now I don't think anything abt marriage will faze me!

Last2comment:
Silly guy

last2comment is first to comment on my thread, this is a sure sign that soon dollar price to the naira will be normal again!

Cool

I could relate with the "peeling" part.




I recall having to tie my dick with nylon for about 2 weeks just so I could bathe without pains.

Synzu:
I could relate with the "peeling" part.




I recall having to tie my dick with nylon for about 2 weeks just so I could bathe without pains.

hmmmm tie ur dick wth nylon for abt two weeks, chai daddy you can lie o!

jonaifame22:
hmmmm tie ur dick wth nylon for abt two weeks, chai daddy you can lie o!

You fool, perhaps you can't read or your I.Q is just too low to comprehend simple things. Lemmie break it down for you:

I tied it everytime I had to bathe.

Synzu:


You fool, perhaps you can't read or your I.Q is just too low to comprehend simple things. Lemmie break it down for you:

I tied it everytime I had to bathe.

ah weyrey,it takes ur body abt two weeks to heal a common sore,then you must be deficient in vitamins and minerals, malnourished synzu goat!

Synzu:
I could relate with the "peeling" part.




I recall having to tie my dick with nylon for about 2 weeks just so I could bathe without pains.

papa why u dey lie

Last2comment:
Silly guy

Jonaifame22 never disappoints(in stupidity) he is always on point with his crazy thread!!!
I always look for his thread to make my day!

Synzu:
I could relate with the "peeling" part.




I recall having to tie my dick with nylon for about 2 weeks just so I could bathe without pains.

Mehn!!!!!

Synzu:
I could relate with the "peeling" part.




I recall having to tie my dick with nylon for about 2 weeks just so I could bathe without pains.

Maybe he didn't tie it literally, but it does hurt when water touches it, if it's sore.

Excess of that ish makes u sick. Good old days.

chynie:

papa why u dey lie

Its hard for you to comprehend too I guess?


Why would you even know? The only women you've been with are your five fingers

Synzu:


One look at your DP and I realised I'm replying a poverty stricken half-man! A hungry pig who looks he's been used to experiment the "Hunger games"



Another look at your topics, I just realised I'm replying a barber! A sex-starved dimwit who derives pleasure from sniffing blood-stained panties . I spit on your rotten carcas! Stvpid bastard!!

@synzu

martyns303:


Maybe he didn't tie it literally, but it does hurt when water touches it, if it's sore.

Excess of that ish makes u sick. Good old days.

Oboy I tied it literally every day for almost two weeks before I could let water touch me. The sore was right on top my cap n it was deep.

Synzu:


Oboy I tied it literally every day for almost two weeks before I could let water touch me. The sore was right on top my cap n it was deep.

and the sore was deep,hmmmmm another lie,pls tell me the gal has razor blade in her pvssy? Weyrey!

Synzu:


Its hard for you to comprehend too I guess?


Why would you even know? The only women you've been with are your five fingers

papa dey lie I dey hear

where u using rubber band or gum

jonaifame22:
@synzu

@ Your dead-beat dad. Are u out of nonsense to spew?? Haggard looking wretch! Poverty has romanced your life. You're lucky I'm not in the mood.

Synzu:


@ Your dead-beat dad. Are u out of nonsense to spew?? Haggard looking wretch! Poverty has romanced your life. You're lucky I'm not in the mood.

@synzu

jonaifame22:
and the sore was deep,hmmmmm another lie,pls tell me the gal has razor blade in her pvssy? Weyrey!

Ask nicely, I'll tell u how it happened and trust me, the story will help u wannk to your fill tonight. I'm sure that's your fav thing in the world.

Synzu:


Ask nicely, I'll tell u how it happened and trust me, the story will help u wannk to your fill tonight. I'm sure that's your fav thing in the world.

no need askn you cos you'll still tell another lie, I see it's in ur blood u can neva tell the truth cos it's foreign to you!

jonaifame22:
no need askn you cos you'll still tell another lie, I see it's in ur blood u can neva tell the truth cos it's foreign to you!

U won't even comprehend as long as it doesn't involve blood stained panties

Synzu:
I could relate with the "peeling" part.




I recall having to tie my dick with nylon for about 2 weeks just so I could bathe without pains.

na wa o

Julietcutie:
na wa o

Hola mami

Synzu:


@ Your dead-beat dad. Are u out of nonsense to spew?? Haggard looking wretch! Poverty has romanced your life. You're lucky I'm not in the mood.

CALM DOWN

Synzu:

Hola mami

hi...looks lyk d gal u bleeped den had a razor in her pussy

Synzu:


Its hard for you to comprehend too I guess?


Why would you even know? The only women you've been with are your five fingers

bro, you get bad mouth o.. you mean, he's wankstar??!!!