That laundry man wicked gan

Shey na by force u wear red n' white ni, u no b kid nw.

Classcaptain come and finish wah u have started

Episode EIGHT


I switched off the phone in anger...i waited almost 30 minutes for the yeye man to come..and when he came back, he started begging and asking for forgiveness. ..

Oga no vex, na man wey dey catch on top another woman for my own room, na him dem rush call me from house..
Wetin happen..one of his inquisitive neighbours asked..
Tor,na so dem dey ask oo . its one of my friends ooo..he brought another”s man wife to my room and that one husband traced her ...
“ No be the first time he dey bring woman come my side be this but i know sabi say him taste don change to married woman own now oo.They almost killed my friend there before they called me to make sure say dem no kill person for my house oo

You see.. sebi i dey always tell u.. u don turn your room to hotel.. all your friends go dey bring woman come ur....( pauses) .. sha thank God sey he no pass this ..wat of if your friend contacted magun and died there or the lady herself died..??

God forbid..woo..let me sha give this oga his clothes ...so i can go back and settle the remaining ish .. He was disturbed and confused as he was sweating profusely .
Oga no vex oo..
Hah.. i no vex since u don explain wetin delay u now, i no vex .
Ok..

He rushed in and brought out my clothes for me and rushed back outside..

By the time i checked the time, it was almost 11 am.

I rushed home reflecting on the incident that happened to the laundry man as i remembered wrist bangle abi na legchain was also coming to my own house with a lady..ANYWAY, God don cancel that one plan as na me go use that room tonight.. .

I tried to call the babe to explain to her what caused the delay but she was not picking.. perhaps she was already pissed ,,omo lomo.. she might already be there waiting for me to come. I cant imagine how she will be feeling there all alone.

I quickly wore my red suit, blue tie, white shirt and black trousers and set out to hotel..throughout my journey to the hotel ,i was calling her, but she didnt pick up .. this girl dey quick vex ooo..

Epidode NINe

At almost 12 30pm,I use rushing and sweat enter the hotel.

.As expected i met a lot of people there..young guys and girls,mostly teenagers and secondary school students. I could not but wonder how many of the girls are “ getting it tonight” in exchange for the 120 naira ice cream and one plate of fried rice the guys will buy for them..

..a particular young secondary school girl in my neighbourhood, ramata was also there with her secondary school boyfriend
This girl was just in jss3 and should not be more than 15 years old.. while she should be reading, she is here with a boyfriend ?? . she did as if she did not see me , me sef comot eye ,.. me i kuku find my own pkg come ni sef.

.i tried to scan the restaurant for her face but i couldnt locate her.. i tried dialling her number yet again but she no pick .. perhaps she was on her way,stucked in traffic or something ..So far i was the best dressed in that restaurant.. Everybody just dey look me ,dey feel my swag .. Baba iya anybody.

i dialled my date number again.. she didnt pick up..this happened almost 6 times .. i messaged ,, yet no reply.

Sir , please what are you looking for ?? the very rude statement came from one of the ugly female waiters who had been staring at me all this while but i no gree look her side.

I wanted to give her a very stupid answer but i controlled myself..

“ am waiting for someone “ i said calmly..
Ehn
Ehnn..
Ok , but you have to buy something sir... we have special discounts for today
Ok gimme....

So i ordered for my food alone.


Boo boo.. i heard someone call my name. I looked back to see where the voice was coming from. IT was emusmith .



how many people i sabi go dey this place now ??

He beckoned on me to come and my dumb coconut head also went there..

There sat his beautiful date, smiling as she rolled her tongue feraciously over the ice cream.

Haha.. even emusmith is here with his own babe , gisting , holding hands every 2 2 minutes . I looked around.. ladies and guys ,,all eating , chatting , smiling and constantly touching each other in anticipation of tonight marathon and here i was , all alone again looking like a rejected chicken .


30 mins pass , 1 hour , 1 hour 30 mins, i no see this girl oo.

classcaptain, let's fast forward this thing na

Episode 10

At last .. she picked the call apologizing and begging profusely that she would explain everything when she gets here.. hah, i was finally relieved, i was already regretting the whole day in itself... at least she was still coming.

Finally she came...and oh my GOD, she was exceedingly stunning. All my anger and vex just disappeared immediately.

Immediately she entered,all eyes were focused on her..my face beamed as i happily shined my 32..
I signalled to her and she headed towards my table elegantly.. as she sat down , i quickly scanned the room for .. but unfortunately, he had gone.. my GOD, how i wished he was still around so he could see my beautiful date.

Why were u late ?? i said forming angry.

. Am very sorry ...

Omo, dat voice just melt my heart like this ehnn..

..Mum called and was like she wants to see me and that i should come home urgently .. that it is very important and bla bla bla.

She gave her excuses and apologized and i told her she will have to compensate me for the delay and time wasted..

Lol, and what will that compensation be ?? she said , smiling.

I smiled back too.. hehe hehe, u dont know nothing today..

Episode Eleven

I had one of the best dates of my whole life.. i had only three in the past but this fourth one, it was the best

. She was the best.. she responded well , she answered well, she didnt eat much, she didnt asked too much questions, she gave me control , she smiled all thru, her gestures were very suggestive, she listened .. IN FACT,she was perfect.

Deep inside, i knew i had finally found a new babe for myself.. the date was totally fun and exciting for me.


I couldn’t stop staring at her massive behind as we left the restaurant. It was this wondeful architetural design called her back that attracted me to her in the first place but after this night, i loved her more for her attitude and character,, , i loved her for everything because everything about her was just perfect ..


... And i was going to surprise her today with a wonderful gift. I had decided to keep it for myself but i think she deserves it more than i do.. and tonight, i am going to ask her to be my one and only ..... i just couldn't wait.

We then headed to a nearby open field val party nearby where we had a lot of fun with performances from airforce1, iamsynord and andyblaze.. we danced and danced, drinks and food ,lovers competition, jokes.. i had the wildest and best fun ever as she twerked and rolled her ass on me. She rocked me to my satisfaction mehn.. . oh my GOD. This is the best night ever.

Episode Twelve


Towards the end of the party,I no fit hold am again..

. i took her to a secluded place and kissed her . she responded well .. e don dey her body too... we kissed and smooched so hard .. i almost couldn't control myself as i struggled to shift her undies.. i think i was a bit high and though she refused alcohol at first , i forced her to take some and i think she was high too..

We were still at it when some other Hot couple came into our secret hideout , ready for the action not minding that we came first.

BOO, lets get out of here.. she said, her voice thick with emotion and love.

hah just like that

I didn't even have to tell her to follow me home, or that this will happen tonight. I guess she already knew and prepared for this as well.. THEN MY HOME IT IS.

Episode Thirteen


We held hands as we walked out of the venue.. i was immensely happy and joy filled my heart.. i cant remember the last time , i felt this happy,.. we smiled and talked happily as we walked a few miles to stop a taxi..

. We got home and i never even enter house wella when i grabbed her. She sef grab me back.. no time..

. it was only midway i remembered i had no protection...omo na val i plan for oo, no be pregnancy.. i sharpaly told her that i needed to quickly get something edible outside and she insisted on following me..

No don't bother .....
Haha, are u going to see another girl
... Haha,, no ooo.
.. Ehn, lets go naw..

Chai... This Girl was going to spoil my surprise for her ..

We went out .. i was still looking for a way to divert her attention when we get to the food seller so i can quickly get the condom when we suddenly we saw a taxi rush towards me.

. MY thought was that the taxi stopped for us, thinking we were going somewhere . ,i moved closer to tell him we were not heading anywhere..

, i cant really remember but it happened all within a twinkle of an eye.

One , two ,three , i cant exactly remember the number of guys that rushed towards us with dangerous objects.. whether it was cutlass, hoe, stick .. i don't remember

.. and no they didn't bother to force me in , or push me inside the car.... the last thing i remembered was a masked guy approaching with one of the weapons and gbam .. i Blacked out as screams of help me , help me ,boo ,boo echoed from a seemingly familiar female voice .

Episode Finale in a bit.
cc lalasticlala. dominique

ghen ghen!!

Ghen ghen ghen

RaDaZaBaNa:
Ghen ghen ghen

.episode finale tonight

ClassCaptain:
.episode finale tonight

this is getting interesting, can't just wait to know what happens after

Episode 14

I woke up the next day .....half naked ...... tied down ... my captors knew i could easily escape with the type of rope i was tied with.. my head was hot and beaming, my body was weak and i managed to wriggle myself out of the ropes . i walked out out of the uncompleted building .My phone, purse, atm ,wristwatch,suit and other belongings had been taken .. where i was , why i was kidnapped , what transpired last night .. i had no single idea...

i kept walking not knowing where i was headed to in the bushy area. I felt something in my blood stream but could not decipher what it really was ..... oh GOD..is this how am going to die ??... my mouth was dry and i could feel a small wound on my head as i felt the warmness of the blood up there.

My body was weak and somehow i fostered strength to move on.. i had a feeling i was going to faint soon. I kept walking and walking untill i could no longer walk no more.. i collapsed..

Episode Finale ( 15)


I woke up probably some days after in an unknown hospital ... i opened my eyes for the first time and looked around. The first person i saw was an old man with unkempt beards, sitting right next to me..

Haa,, ola ju ( he has opened his eyes )..., Adupe oo.. adupe oo.. doctor ..doctor....



Where is Bunmi ?? i asked
Bunmi ??......
Yes..... bunmi.. she was with me, she was with....
( cuts in ) Mr boo, you are asking of bunmi ?? one guy in the room asked me , and he seemed a liitle confused.

Yes.. yes.. i said agitated.. You see.. i said trying to stand up a bit in order to emphasize my point..
No no.. easy.. easy .. The old man cautioned me ..
We were together the day we were attacked . we were attacked.. have u found out where she is, pls where is she ??..Please what happened to her ?? Somebody say something ..
Mr boo, this your tactics wont work ?
What do u mean ?? i asked, confused and uncertain about the whole situation.
Bunmi was found dead . We have reasonable evidence to believe you murdered miss bunmi , after you raped her and then threw her body away. We have been waiting for the past 48 hours for you to get back so we could arrest you and bring you in for more investigation ... And as we can see, i think you are fit enough now..

Inspector jegede...
Sir
Inspector Calypso

Sir..

Mr boo ,, you are under arrest for the murder and rape of miss s p bunmi .. you have the right to remain silent as anything said by you here and at the station will be used against you in the court of law ..


Haha..oga olopa ..he is not yet fit.. he is still recovering please, he is .. the old man begged ..
Baba.. if not that you are an old man ,.. please u have done your part ,, unless you will love to join him to the station..
Haha
Yes , .. yes baba.. officers,,Now take him

Doctor.. the old man voiced again to the doctor,in disapproval of my arrest..

The doctor just shook his head and made a very heavy statement “ He is a murderer. Its beyond my power “

In all these, i stood there dumbfonded, shaking.. i felt a loud bang revolving round my head.. am i to be saddened by the news that bunmi is actually dead or by the fact that i am actually labelled as the murderer..

I say move or i will be forced to shoot ..

Valentine brought me to this .. IT was this Valentine day that led to bunmi"s death.. Valentine is going to lead me to jail. I am innocent BUT surely, there is more to the case than meets the eyes.. and i will stop at nothing to unravel it.



THE END..
..

What kinda end time story makin fp?

This is interesting...BTW do we have literature in vernacular

Did you get hiv on the 14th cus of love of 20k?

ClassCaptain:


How on earth will i forget the 14th of february. It was an horrible experience which i will never forget in my life...sometimes i wonder if most of man “s predicaments is not governed by predestination and fate but by his own undoings .. Perphaps it was my ignorance , or was it was my greed but all in all , i doubt if i really deserve any of this.. And by the end of it all , i know you will be on my side .. i know everyone will......

Wristbangle I will sue you for ehmmmm

Classaptain continue

classcaptain, na so the ministry take end. Why don't you just wake up, just to realise you have been dreaming. will be waiting for part two. kudos to you.

Okaakoko:
classcaptain, na so the ministry take end. Why don't you just wake up, just to realise you have been dreaming. will be waiting for part two. kudos to you.

thanks G.. God go bless you pass your imagination

LaJose78:
class captain hw far nw...i dey gbadun u jor. Smtin similar lyk ur story also apun 2 me on dt day. I neva celebrate val b4, so I com decide 2 do am dis yr wit my bae only. Naso i cum budget lyk 4k for d day say i take her go mosun càfe make we flex small b4 we cum play return match 4 house, afterall she b sm1 wey no lyk fud xo 4k go dey enuf.

On d D-Day I don get 2 our venue cum dey expect her; she tell me say she dey on her way. When she arrived, i got d shock of my lyf....she came wit her frnd! Naso I cum turn mathematician...i dey rizn hw 4k go reach 3 ppl. Na so I cum conclude say na me no go chop anytin.

As a guy, i kept my cool: so we started chattin nd i cum ask if dey nid anytin bt dey were shy to tok; so I orderd snacks nd drinks for dem nd i took a bottle of coke too. After some time my gf cum ask me if i culd get rice 4 dem cos dey dint wait 2 eat @ home b4 cumin. So i went 2 get it: d amount I bot d fud made me realized dollar is nw high. B4 i knew it, four thousand is gone wit less dan figo wit me.
After eating nd almost gettin dark, dey z dey r goin home. So off they went wit d remaining Change as T-fare. So i had no other option dan 2 trek home. I dnt knw wetin do me, I cum put hand 4 pocket...na so I dey feel smtin in my bck pocket. I cum bring am out 2 c say na fifty naira change wey I take carry bike cum. I cum take okada go house. As i reach home na so i sleep off, enuf of today's rubbish I said 2 maself.

In short, na so i loose everything dt day: D worst of it all, i dint get laid.

lol

classcaptain... where r u going... dis story is incomplete joor... cum complete am ooo jare...

ClassCaptain:

thanks G.. God go bless you pass your imagination

Amen, and to you too

Abeg shey na prison u 4 rite dis 1 abi dem don release u

LaJose78:
class captain hw far nw...i dey gbadun u jor. Smtin similar lyk ur story also apun 2 me on dt day. I neva celebrate val b4, so I com decide 2 do am dis yr wit my bae only. Naso i cum budget lyk 4k for d day say i take her go mosun càfe make we flex small b4 we cum play return match 4 house, afterall she b sm1 wey no lyk fud xo 4k go dey enuf.

On d D-Day I don get 2 our venue cum dey expect her; she tell me say she dey on her way. When she arrived, i got d shock of my lyf....she came wit her frnd! Naso I cum turn mathematician...i dey rizn hw 4k go reach 3 ppl. Na so I cum conclude say na me no go chop anytin.

As a guy, i kept my cool: so we started chattin nd i cum ask if dey nid anytin bt dey were shy to tok; so I orderd snacks nd drinks for dem nd i took a bottle of coke too. After some time my gf cum ask me if i culd get rice 4 dem cos dey dint wait 2 eat @ home b4 cumin. So i went 2 get it: d amount I bot d fud made me realized dollar is nw high. B4 i knew it, four thousand is gone wit less dan figo wit me.
After eating nd almost gettin dark, dey z dey r goin home. So off they went wit d remaining Change as T-fare. So i had no other option dan 2 trek home. I dnt knw wetin do me, I cum put hand 4 pocket...na so I dey feel smtin in my bck pocket. I cum bring am out 2 c say na fifty naira change wey I take carry bike cum. I cum take okada go house. As i reach home na so i sleep off, enuf of today's rubbish I said 2 maself.

In short, na so i loose everything dt day: D worst of it all, i dint get laid.

my gf nd some of my female friend knws me, if i invite you to a date and you brought ur friend(s) i will disgrace all of una 2geda. Not like there is no money to spend but its horrible when you talk abt date and you take ur friend along. I once told a girl that she should av brought all her family member along.

classcaptain u don finish!


such a touching story!*wipes out tears*.....


If u had known,u could av done it with her wifout protection.....better pregnant Dan dead!

inspiration from concentrated alomo!