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The Most Popular Programmer On Nairaland 2016 Edition (verification Round) / Seunthomas - The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland / The most popular programmer on Nairaland 2016 Edition (2) (3) (4)
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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 12:21pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
asalimpo:Its wiser to ask a question when u dont understand something so that you wont be regarded as stupi* or foolis*. If you asked why i made that statement maybe you would have learnt something. Instead you start ranting and you dont know anything. Thats how people fail exams ohhhhhh. |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 12:22pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
under what circumstance does a native loop become recursive? Share with us.
#smart guy |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 12:23pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
asalimpo:First of all there is nothing like native loop to the best of my understanding. So maybe you need to ask the right question. |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 12:26pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
seunthomas: if you can't communicate clearly, you stay ur comment. Nobody has time to consult you when your intent and stance is clear in what you wrote. It's wiser you think bf u type else some one more knowledgeable will expose your errors. 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 12:27pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
Ok, think of this typical scenerio. You work for a payment company, you just finished uploading your code to the main server. Everything looks good cos you tested it locally. You got home only for your boss to call you back. People cant pay. Your life starts getting worse because you failed to do proper checks and you have a loop like that.... |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 12:30pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
seunthomas:#inbuilt, part of the language as opposed to external libraries. Are we clear now? |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 12:32pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
asalimpo:loops are part of most languages. You cant(Dont know of how) you can create that. Its kind of default in programming. Me thinks you are just showing off ignorance |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 12:35pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
seunthomas:this is an analogy. You critiqued some ones code, calling it recursive when it wasnt. Forget the analogy, your criticism was subtly wrong. That's what i drew your attention to. Besides, the guy you corrected cudav taken your comment as fact , when it was technically incorrect. |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 12:42pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
seunthomas: "loops are part of every language " is'nt this the same as saying theyre native? Native=inbuilt, indigenous, came with it. You can create a loop through recursion. You can create a loop as a library (I've created one bf). As a native construct,it's highly optimized by the language designer. #eating your hat now? |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 12:58pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
asalimpo:Please teach me how to create a loop with a library and by the way recursion is looping. OLODO. |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 1:08pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
seunthomas: you're terribly unschooled. And to think you were throwing a challenge! Every recursive function is theoretically a loop. Any code written using recursion can be re-written using a native loop. If you don't know these basics, you have no bases to critique a programmers code like you did. #Now, you've had some education. Hope you'll be courteous and thank me for the free lessons. 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 1:14pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
theoretically, what is a loop?
The answer to this question settles so many issues. |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 1:15pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
asalimpo:You are just same the same thing with english. I am sure you dont even know how to code. Programmers dont talk like this. |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 1:27pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
seunthomas:so, back to the issue (your response lacks technical merit), we were talking about recursion. You made a blunder which i drew your attention to. You were either suppose to refute or support your stand. You've done none of that,other than creating unnecessary diversion and baseless name calling. You've not been able to substantiate your claim except for one misplaced analogy , which held no water. #Can you simply make your point. #or keep quiet (admit you were wrong) . We are here to learn. If u are right, we'll learn from you. Else stop bluffing |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 1:28pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
Seunthomas, having another mouth exercise day? Did you get to solve the homework I gave you earlier this morning? Lol 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 1:42pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
This thread was actually created to settle beef with @dhtml18. Anyone who wants their own programming challenge should please signify. I can create a seperate thread for that. |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 1:48pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
op's, mouth is in a recursive loop 3 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 1:55pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
asalimpo:Is that a challenge?? @asalimpo |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 1:58pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
I think @asalimpo wants to engage in a challenge for solving programming tasks. Do i get a YES? |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 1:59pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
asalimpo: Infinite one |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 2:04pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
Doctor: i think your are running a high fever? SeunThomas: "Is that a challenge. Are you saying i'm not a man. let's go outside and fight." see you. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:08pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:Ranter. Put your guts where your mouth is man. Stop making noise.... Else you show us what you got programming wise. |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:08pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
asalimpo:Sissy ranter. Put your guts where your mouth is man. Stop making noise.... Else you show us what you got programming wise. |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:09pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
Or do i take it you are upset because i challenged @dhtml18. In that case you would need to explain what business of yours it is? |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 2:11pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
seunthomas: Dickhead I told you I'm not a coder/programmer. I project manage your type not sit down and write code by mouth like you. Told you I manage a WMS and ERP and after you opened your unclean mouth to challenge that I took you to the cleaners. Now do u want to battle about ERPs?. Fvcking pussy niqqa. Every serious programmer has a side project to show his skills not blabbing that all your programming is protected by NDA. Cunt get a personal project on a public repo let your fellow coders critique your work 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:13pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:Then shut the f**k up. You dont code yet you chose to disturb our air. Its like a mechanic trying to be a doctor. And you are so f**cking loud |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 2:16pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
seunthomas:your dhtml ish was resolved yesterday. You were talkg jack about recursion.. Which escalated to name calling ,after i corrected you, then this " Is that a challenge " war cry . So dyu wanna stay on that topic or beat round the bush like a cornered vermin? 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 2:20pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
seunthomas: Fvck you negro. U? Code? Allegedly since 98 and no publicly available job? Keeping with your analogy your are like an auxiliary nurse trying to claim to be a dr. Fvcking so-called coder without a publicly available side project. 2 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:21pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
asalimpo:Do you code and are you opting for a challenge? cos you just chose to antagonize me(like say i steal your wife). Whats the problem?? You want a duel? If not then SHUT THE F*CK UP. seriously. If you want the challenge i would be honored if not please explain your reason for being here?? |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:22pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:If you can name 5 side projects of bill gates, then i would say you are sane else you are predominantly loud lunatic begging for attention. |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 2:23pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:yeah, i can imagine this type being managed.. # brought into the office on leash And assigned a tamer to keep him civil during the work day! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:25pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
asalimpo:Still avoiding the challenge. Hmmmmm. I give up. 1 Like 1 Share |
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