Olasum:
You too like Woman sha, Woman rapper

Yes woman wrapper, my most cherished name.

If I don't give you all the needed radiance and elegance by virtue of covering you up and giving you the desired African touch of outlook, WHO WILL

Qutyjoice:

Ah! This z no more a joke o

Lol...joke...ahaha...Will a man joke with his belly?

LogoDWhiz:


Ohh.

Good to know.

Now log in to your portal, go to payment status, insert your transaction ID, then it will bring out a page, click on Query Interswitch at the right side. And that's all

Thanks!!! My call up number is now on my dashboard.

Hope I can print my green card now

Kbs468:

Simple! You don't need to be saying much but just simple gestures that would drive him crazy are enough like you just did

However, he is like me dat loves and fancy everything attached to the f gender like you are and if you can rock One of the below that would make you look more radiant as a gorgeous Golden Citizen that you are would a dose of medication from you

You must be a lover of female hairstyle.

Qutyjoice:

I didn't jor....Leave me jor. I'm hungry

I laff....u didn't jor, leave u jor....nd now u are hungry...ok wat will u like to eat? I can take u out u kno..'a date'

classicTutor:

Thanks!!! My call up number is now on my dashboard.

Happy for you

Oyehomz1:

I laff....u didn't jor, leave u jor....nd now u are hungry...ok wat will u like to eat? I can take u out u kno..'a date'

Lol...Who typed this? could this be me Ice-cream

Oyehomz1:
Lol...joke...ahaha...Will a man joke with his belly?

You can be my friend for now

Qutyjoice:

Too ugly to be me niggie, the best lady is what I want and I must do it

Ahhhhhh...

Qutyjoice:

You can be my friend for now

Lol..yeah..i won't mind dat first...

jubrealguy:
first, she no sabi me........now, I'm not just getting 4 plastics of baby oku, now na tripping things, Abbeyunique2, LogoDWhiz, fraiser....abeg, where the most expensive place for this city dey, I wan go set one kind expensive record for there wit this beautiful woman

Yes nauw! You no know say there is nothing like p square at the moment again? So they can't be the ones singing

E get as e dey do mi do mi

Do mi I do you, God no go vex, Man no go vex

And that coming from a sweet and delightful beautiful lady like you address her is mouth watery

And hmmmn my Olasum is coming back with a bang!

Qutyjoice:

Lol...Who typed this? could this be me Ice-cream

And ice cream it is.....
Putn on ma white vest, then ma folded long sleeve orange shirt on ma navy blue pencil jean, with ma orange white.lined sneakers... Nd entering into ma Customized Beetle car.... Oyaaaa...ice cream outing here we come..

8 Things You Must Do Before Concluding Your NYSC!

Job hunting could be an uphill task for most fresh graduates considering the fact that it is a game of the survival of the fittest.Below are a list of 8 things you must get done while serving your nation to be better positioned for the job hunt especially in the private sector.
1.DECIDE ON THE KIND OF JOB YOU WANT:
The first thing you must do is to take a decision on the kind of job you want.You can even stream line it down to the list of companies you would want to
work for, that way you know what you are preparing for and how to go about it. It amuses me
when job hunters come to my office and I ask them what kind of job do you want and they go like “oga, any job”. Any job is no job dude, take a decision today because it will determine a whole lot of things in your preparation.
2.RESEARCH: Carry out a research on the company(ies) you would like to work with. It baffles me how people submit their CVs to companies they know little or nothing about. A little research will do you some good. Get to know a
thing or two about their history,
the people, their organizational culture, their vision and their mission statement.
3.PROFESSIONAL CERTIFICATION: Acquire at least one professional certification. This is why you
should decide first on the choice of career/job you want as it will help you decide on which professional course to go for. Don’t be a party to the band wagon mentality that is prevalent
among corps members. Everybody is going for project management, therefore must you
too go for project management? Everybody in your lodge is enrolling for NIM, so you too must enroll for NIM. That is not true. Get to find out the professional certification that best suits
your dream job. All you may just need is a course on safety or data
base management. Trust me!
4.SKILL ACQUSITION: Please learn a new skill. Get your hands on something, so when they ask you,
what can you do? You can provide a definite answer, instead of just telling them what you studied. What you studied and what you can do are two distinct things altogether. This is very important especially for my friends with a background in
social sciences. A good skill
acquired could also be handy pending when the dream job comes. 5.CHANGE YOUR WARDROBE: Dude please dress like your dream job. Starting building a professional
wardrobe from that small alawee. It’s not the time to spend your money on another dirty jean, combat pants, or what have you. Get yourself a cutting edge professional suit (don’t bank on your convocation suit to do the job). It doesn’t cost much. For guys, invest on good ties,
cufflinks, shoe, shirts, and a good brief case or bag and stop carrying your cv in that big brown envelope, some directors can sight you from their office and tell the security or secretary “don’t let that guy in, he is looking for a job.
6.WORK ON YOUR WEB IMAGE: Image is everything.
Shun those clichés’ or fat lies on our CV, if I go through your Facebook timeline or twitter handle , I will tell the kind of person you are ( I just shared a little secret of what some employers now do, work on it and thank me later).
If your Facebook timeline and profile is not decent, work on it or get a new one before you start job hunting. Follow the company you would like to work for on twitter, like their page on Facebook. Build a professional online presence .Get a good e-mail ID (Do away with the
xyz4love@yahoo.com craze and the likes of it.). a good professional ID comprises of your
name and your surname
e.g. adewalejohnson@yahoo.com.
7.IMPROVE YOUR NETWORK: The job you are looking for dey some people hand, Hello! Start building
your contact list, invest in
strategic relationships while you are still serving.
Join associations, clubs, and forums. Ladies you can
join Women in Management and Business (WimBiz), the biggest association for women professionals in West Africa. You can enroll for their mentee program as a young female graduate. Trust me, you don’t need to know the caliber of women you meet in such an association. One good contact
is worth more than a hundred CV submitted at random. Build new, better, and strategic relationships.
8.GET A MENTOR: Identify someone who has distinguished him or herself in the career you desire to pursue. A good mentor can carry you along, just make sure the person is accessible. Don’t go telling me that Ngozi Okonjo Iweala is your mentor, when you two don’t communicate. She can
be your role model, but obviously
not your mentor. Identify someone that can create time for you and probably entrust you with responsibilities, even if you don’t get paid. I hope you find it useful

Source http://www.viviangist.com/8-things-you-must-do-before-concluding-your-nysc-programme

Fraiser DTOBS k2039 fraih... copy more peeps! We most get job immediately after service oh..

jubrealguy:
don't need to explain much.......gorimapa all the way

how far na,are you a unilag alumni

Qutyjoice:

You must be a lover of female hairstyle.

Is it only hairstyle? Look my faith encourages it and more for effective bonding even till eternity just like as being expressed below

Qutyjoice:

Lmao.....As in en

hmm dis one wey u sabi laff lyk dis, u neva see anytin, u go soon crack ur ribs o

Oyehomz1:
Lol..yeah..i won't mind dat first...

Friend zone forever ni jor

Kbs468:

Yes woman wrapper, my most cherished name.

If I don't give you all the needed radiance and elegance by virtue of covering you up and giving you the desired African touch of outlook, WHO WILL

someone else is doing that already

Oyehomz1:

Ahhhhhh...

Oh! is this what I typed?? I wanted to write "I'm too ugly to be yur love jor......Error in typing.

Neeneeola:
Hi everyone. I've been a ghost follower for a while, been following since the days of Invisible girl.

so u don decide to turn zombie follower now abi, I can see u don dey visible now as invisible girl don go

Oyehomz1:

Lol..yeah..i won't mind dat first...

And that's where you will be for life cos u've successfully friendzone yourself niyen


Quitycin(sorry I misspelt that), Me know ya style ooo and I want to save my brother. Give him a YES/NO answer and let us know the next thing to do

;DD no now,why would they do such

ayosco2008:


See evils.. I remember back then in secondary school. Does on skin are d ones prone to serious head tapping. Don't u think same will repeat itself in camp

Oyehomz1:

And ice cream it is.....
Putn on ma white vest, then ma folded long sleeve orange shirt on ma navy blue pencil jean, with ma orange white.lined sneakers... Nd entering into ma Customized Beetle car.... Oyaaaa...ice cream outing here we come..

?

ROTFL
terrymason! e b like say that head Pan load of sand, cement and gravels wey you dey carry for site don turn you upside down ba?

Na me you dey refer to as k2039 hahahaha

Kbs468:

Is it only hairstyle? Look my faith encourages it and more for effective bonding even till eternity just like as being expressed below

Continue deceiving yourself dere. Naughty child

DTOBS:

And that's where you will be for life cos u've successfully friendzone yourself niyen


Quitycin(sorry I misspelt that), Me know ya style ooo and I want to save my brother. Give him a YES/NO answer and let us know the next thing to do

Hehehe we're friends for now

Kbs468:
ROTFL
terrymason! e b like say that head Pan load of sand, cement and gravels wey you dey carry for site don turn you upside down ba?

Na me you dey refer to as k2039 hahahaha

hahahaha! Guy person never chop since moni ni cux am! Na my last strength I dey tk type so!

topealonso:
#teamOAU. I heard from a source wha we d need in camp during registration is just out certificate (as fragile as Omole made it), then the photocopy of our previous id card before we submitted it...plus the green card, call up letter etc...

thank God you didn't say a reliable source, that makes it sauce.#just joking.

ain't go dere with my i.d anyway, just my certificate.
Even DG can't send me back.

DTOBS:

And that's where you will be for life cos u've successfully friendzone yourself niyen


Quitycin(sorry I misspelt that), Me know ya style ooo and I want to save my brother. Give him a YES/NO answer and let us know the next thing to do

Lol...izz dat a curse?

Qutyjoice:

?

Wat re doze? 16questions at once..wat i do?

SC31:
;DD no now,why would they do such

Well I'm sure u will be one of does tapping dat smooth head.. And at d same time rubbing it!!!

Oyehomz1:

Yes yes yes..i am..jst dat qutyjoice is driving me s**y.

Awwwwww,fraih abeg help us talk to your sister Qutyjoice for oyehomie na


BTW Qutyjoice welcome,your picture is dope