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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:23pm On Feb 25, 2016
DTOBS:

And that's where you will be for life cos u've successfully friendzone yourself niyencheesy


Quitycin(sorry I misspelt that), Me know ya style ooo and I want to save my brother. Give him a YES/NO answer and let us know the next thing to do
See this Man ooo. Well, I know blame you sha because you na farmer wey be say 18 out of 24 hrs every day, na inside farm you dey dey think of your fingerlings, herds of cow, poultry, snail, goats and fruits farm.

Oyehomz1, Every journey begins with a step and I believe you saw the reply I gave to Nathoneal over his comment on me being the more PIOUS and my humility clause concept as a reply,

And I also gave a prophesy about..............

Don't worry be happy because I know that DTOBS was joking when he said he approached a Lady by his way and she instantly gave him a YES answer.

Though he didn't say that directly but I'm just infering from the above ni oo cheesy grin wink
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 5:25pm On Feb 25, 2016
classicTutor:


Thanks!!! My call up number is now on my dashboard.

Hope I can print my green card now

Wow! Good to know.

On your dasboard, you should b able to see something like Print Green Card
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 5:27pm On Feb 25, 2016
Kbs468:

See this Man ooo. Well, I know blame you sha because you na farmer wey be say 18 out of 24 hrs every day, na inside farm you dey dey think of your fingerlings, herds of cow, poultry, snail, goats and fruits farm.

Oyehomz1, Every journey begins with a step and I believe you saw the reply I gave to Nathoneal over his comment on me being the more PIOUS and my humility clause concept as a reply,

And I also gave a prophesy about..............

Don't worry be happy because I know that DTOBS was joking when he said he approached a Lady by his way and she instantly gave him a YES answer.

Though he didn't say that directly but I'm just infering from the above ni oo cheesy grin wink
Thanks jawe buddy

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SC31(f): 5:30pm On Feb 25, 2016
ayosco2008:


Well I'm sure u will be one of does tapping dat smooth head.. And at d same time rubbing it!!!
lol true
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 5:32pm On Feb 25, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Friend zone forever ni jor
Hmmm...a friendzone foever? Ahhhh...that's a very gud idea cutie..seriously i will do anytn great tu be a friend foreva..u can count on dat....So is dat a Yes to my ''hope''?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:33pm On Feb 25, 2016
Olasum:
someone else is doing that already
Yes I knew that already ever since you ran away only to come back and deny asking me when where you involved with me smiley cry
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 5:35pm On Feb 25, 2016
classicTutor:


Thanks!!! My call up number is now on my dashboard.

Hope I can print my green card now
Hey..congrats bro...a sigh of relief....i can feel dat
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SC31(f): 5:41pm On Feb 25, 2016
grin cheesy cheesy grin tongue
Kbs468:

Yes I knew that already ever since you ran away only to come back and deny asking me when where you involved with me smiley cry
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 5:41pm On Feb 25, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Lmao.....Fraih baby where are you o.....Oya Bros I don see them finish, Na where dem dey sell ice-cream and Fanta I wish to know nao cz am an addict. And bro I love walking round with you, I'm enjoying the fun already.
ohh babe dont tell me u lyk ice cream nd fanta o.. We can only get dat at Mr medium which is located along Mr small road, ok let me by dodo ikire for u so dat u go dey take am step down bfor we get dia. *I don buy d dodo nd giv it to her bur still showing her some places*
oh babe come can u see dat blue house wit green roof ova dia, na dchiefpriest house b dat, no dey go near dia o, because na juju hin dey take marry woman o, as i dey follow u talk now, one stubon gal call rukkyola still dey carry hin belle up nd down for dis city.
You see dat junction ova dia? Na wia spixytinxy iyalaje dey sell paraga b dat, u no see d way bois queue for dia. D way she dey sell no b here she don dey use otumapor.
U see dat big empty land over dia, na dia i won build stadium put if i don turn minister of youths nd sports. I for don turn d minister teytey sef bfor u com if no b petition som of my political opponent dey send go senate, den talk say if I turn minister all dia wifes go turn my bedroom to dia place of primary assignment nd I no com b person lyk dat.
U see dat tall bridge wey dey down d road, na dia abbeyunique2 meet hin wife, dat day my guy won go vex jump inside water cbos hin no see wife for dis city, na hin make d gal pity hin condition com marry am.
Dont worry ok? I go take u go my club in d nyt make u go dance shoki nd skelewu so dat u go burn d jorney stress.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 5:42pm On Feb 25, 2016
SC31:

Awwwwww,fraih abeg help us talk to your sister Qutyjoice for oyehomie na


BTW Qutyjoice welcome,your picture is dope
Don't mind the naughty boi, I told em I'm too young for love (lol) that fwends will do for now..
Thanks hun, yurs is not bad either *kisses*
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:43pm On Feb 25, 2016
terrymason:
hahahaha! Guy person never chop since moni ni cux am! Na my last strength I dey tk type so!
No wahala but Abeg closing our don do ooo. Make you go get something for your Tommy oo atleast you have automatically turn the day to a 001 ooo which is still better than a more dangerous and risky 000 fa.

Fraih, pls help diversify your writing skills to your professional calling of CARING FOR OUR TOMMY oo and I can drag my wife and DG NAFDAC-dhupsy into complementing you on that aspect oo because she is also certified tongue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 5:44pm On Feb 25, 2016
Oyehomz1:

Hmmm...a friendzone foever? Ahhhh...that's a very gud idea cutie..seriously i will do anytn great tu be a friend foreva..u can count on dat....So is dat a Yes to my ''hope''?
Capital YES
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by terrymason(m): 5:46pm On Feb 25, 2016
Kbs468:

No wahala but Abeg closing our don do ooo. Make you go get something for your Tommy oo atleast you have automatically turn the day to a 001 ooo which is still better than a more dangerous and risky 000 fa.

Fraih, pls help diversify your writing skills to your professional calling of CARING FOR OUR TOMMY oo and I can drag my wife and DG NAFDAC-dhupsy into complementing you on that aspect oo because she is also certified tongue
I just dey laugh 4 ya!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 5:49pm On Feb 25, 2016
Fraiser:
ohh babe dont tell me u lyk ice cream nd fanta o.. We can only get dat at Mr medium which is located along Mr small road, ok let me by dodo ikire for u so dat u go dey take am step down bfor we get dia. *I don buy d dodo nd giv it to her bur still showing her some places*
oh babe come can u see dat blue house wit green roof ova dia, na dchiefpriest house b dat, no dey go near dia o, because na juju hin dey take marry woman o, as i dey follow u talk now, one stubon gal call rukkyola still dey carry hin belle up nd down for dis city.
You see dat junction ova dia? Na wia spixytinxy iyalaje dey sell paraga b dat, u no see d way bois queue for dia. D way she dey sell no b here she don dey use otumapor.
U see dat big empty land over dia, na dia i won build stadium put if i don turn minister of youths nd sports. I for don turn d minister teytey sef bfor u com if no b petition som of my political opponent dey send go senate, den talk say if I turn minister all dia wifes go turn my bedroom to dia place of primary assignment nd I no com b person lyk dat.
U see dat tall bridge wey dey down d road, na dia abbeyunique2 meet hin wife, dat day my guy won go vex jump inside water cbos hin no see wife for dis city, na hin make d gal pity hin condition com marry am.
Dont worry ok? I go take u go my club in d nyt make u go dance shoki nd skelewu so dat u go burn d jorney stress.
Hey bro, how come you know too much.....By the way I dnt want dodo jor and again my sister sed I should not go to club, that they use to do bad thing dere. You want to put me in trouble abi? I don't wish to corupt now.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 5:49pm On Feb 25, 2016
jubrealguy:
Is Patrick Obahiagbon going for service again?
no b only patric obahiagbon na patric oba agbon

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:52pm On Feb 25, 2016
SC31:
grin cheesy cheesy grin tongue
Come, so you dey eavesdrop on my discussion with Olasum ba
Oya come give me the answer to the question wey I asked you earlier.

*whispering* In case you don't know, na wetin I go do that your tongue b dis

Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 5:53pm On Feb 25, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Hey bro, how come you know too much.....By the way I dnt want dodo jor and again my sister sed I should not go to club, that they use to do bad thing dere. You want to put me in trouble abi? I don't wish to corupt now.
dont worry, u dont hav anytin to fear about u know ur broda is dia to protect u infact na christian song dem dey play for dia, u go just dey dance shoki to am ni,
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 5:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Capital YES
Capital yes as to be ma wife?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
terrymason:
I just dey laugh 4 ya!
grin grin grin
Laughter is life Brother
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 5:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
Kbs468:

Come, so you dey eavesdrop on my discussion with Olasum ba
Oya come give me the answer to the question wey I asked you earlier.

*whispering* In case you don't know, na wetin I go do that your tongue b dis
Ewww....What are they doing??
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:56pm On Feb 25, 2016
Oyehomz1:

Capital yes as to be ma wife?
So DTOBS don see b4 him talk him own. cheesy

Wetin be your 'hope' b4
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 5:56pm On Feb 25, 2016
Oyehomz1:
Capital yes as to be ma wife?
Av you forgotten we're fwends? which one be that now? Hian!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 5:58pm On Feb 25, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Brother's wife Nne, ya welcm hun. I promise to abide to d rules and regulations..... I represent peaceful family
since u don decide to abide by d rules nd regulation of d family, u no go get problem, bur mind u, u need to get d approval of d family bfor u can agree to any suitor in dis city, u know we want d best for u
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 6:01pm On Feb 25, 2016
Kbs468:

So DTOBS don see b4 him talk him own. cheesy

Wetin be your 'hope' b4
Lol....seriously d babe dey veel herself...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 6:02pm On Feb 25, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Av you forgotten we're fwends? which one be that now? Hian!
Yeah...evry hubby nd wifs re friends ofcos....
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 6:02pm On Feb 25, 2016
Fraih...where av u been?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:04pm On Feb 25, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Av you forgotten we're fwends? which one be that now? Hian!
No vex Abeg. It could have been better understood if you were male to have a first hand experience, then you will know what I'm talking about.

But just a clue, ever seen a drunkered staggering along a road side

Do you think at that moment, He actually knew what he was doing perfectly

So patience it is that is required for him to sleep, get relaxed, wake up and you would see him as a perfect gentleman again wink

So, Oyehomie is the original perfect gentleman while Oyehomz1 is the staggering man not because he is drunk anyway, but because he is presently in a cell! grin grin grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 6:05pm On Feb 25, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Don't mind the naughty boi, I told em I'm too young for love (lol) that fwends will do for now..
Thanks hun, yurs is not bad either *kisses*
Na m b naughty boi yen o...cos i want a gal...o boi...ma ears go hear wen today...kbs468...hope Dtobs no dey read dis sha? Sc31...she must nt go o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 6:10pm On Feb 25, 2016
What's d best way to survive on 19800 alawi as a guy man.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 6:13pm On Feb 25, 2016
Kbs468:

No vex Abeg. It could have been better understood if you were male to have a first hand experience, then you will know what I'm talking about.

But just a clue, ever seen a drunkered staggering along a road side

Do you think at that moment, He actually knew what he was doing perfectly

So patience it is that is required for him to sleep, get relaxed, wake up and you would see him as a perfect gentleman again wink

So, Oyehomie is the original perfect gentleman while Oyehomz1 is the staggering man not because he is drunk anyway, but because he is presently in a cell! grin grin grin
Oyehomie is in a celllllll? grin grin grin grin grin.... Where is ds oyehomie self....? Qutyjoice..if it is cos of oyehomie u re doin dis..den i rest ma case...i'll be ya friend
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:13pm On Feb 25, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Ewww....What are they doing??
She gave him a tongue out and he replied the gesture, so wen they both moved simultaneously to catch the tongues, the tongues now ran back inside while they decided to continue their chase grin shocked
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 6:14pm On Feb 25, 2016
drjoshua2000:
What's d best way to survive on 19800 alawi as a guy man.
Cut ur alawi according to ur cloth...nd trust me u will survive

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