These are so true. Watched a movie at filmhouse cinema recently and some group of ladies were just busy talking selfies. I was like wtf, must people do this here again?

Then secondly, was at a d cinema n sat close to a group of girls again. Before d movie started, while they were showing trailers/adverts of other movies, d ladies were like they will collect their money if dey don't show d movie dey av paid for.

I laughed n laughed n explain to them dat dey wil play d movie, n d advert/trailer thing was very normal in most cinemas.

Dyt:
So I shouldn't take my baby to the cinema
Or I should blind fold mouth


Kids will always be kids

You're a kid too. Stay away from Cinemas.

Crying baby ruins the entire movie

Vanquay:
Sadly I don't watch movies unless I notice my potential date likes it then I dig into my pockets and endure the Charade.

This reminds me of some years back when I was in high school I and my squad went to watch Transformers and when the movie got into the middle we started telling them spoilers, the groans and shock was hilarious...of course we got kicked out but that experience being a total douchebag still draws smiles to my face

Its an insensitive thing to do, throw your kid away if you can't handle watching cinemas

You must be an idiiot

deepview:
You're a kid too. Stay away from Cinemas.

Iffa slap your face ehn
Don't worry you will soon get to the stage but before then
Shut up

DesChyko:


OP, Lekwa enemy of successful cinema-ing

Add 'No. 6: Dyt'

Knocks him

Preposterous! Rib cracker.

missdebs:
THE MESSING MACHINE. this person keeps hoping the sound of the movie will hide the sound of the mess, but the smell speaks volume as the AC evenly distributes it. Beware of these sets as they might even the preetiest ladies in the hall.

The group who claps

Dyt:
So I shouldn't take my baby to the cinema
Or I should blind fold mouth


Kids will always be kids

If you sit beside me and your baby use cry disturb me, i go swear for the two of una nonsense

Dyt:



Iffa slap your face ehn
Don't worry you will soon get to the stage but before then
Shut up

I am old enough to make a daughter outta you. And honestly, you're actually just started to behave like one. Do you need Popcorn??

How many cities have cinema in Nigeria?

He obviously forgot to mention the most annoying one Nigerians do at the cinema u hear exclamations like: Chai!, Hey...!,Ewoo!!!, Jesus!, ooh!, and i wonder if such ppl shld see movies in public places.

django1:
How many cities have cinema in Nigeria?

Lagos only

Well d worst for me is d clapping.

Very strange.

Can't imagine DT happening anywhere abroad. It happens all d time during action movies. Soooo embarrassing. I just smh.

django1:
How many cities have cinema in Nigeria?

Lagos, abuja, port Harcourt, uyo, ibadan, benin, warri, akure, Ilorin, calabar, asaba, kano.

Those are d ones I know.

ArchNerd:
I hate it when I see people texting while watching.

Their phone's backlight distracts my attention.

That's exactly what happens at Nigerian cinemas. There most be that one idiot that always sits right in front of you; pays money to watch a movie, but always on his phone.

deepview:
I am old enough to make a daughter outta you. And honestly, you're actually just started to behave like one. Do you need Popcorn??

OK

FuckTheMod:

If you sit beside me and your baby use cry disturb me, i go swear for the two of una nonsense

Middle finger

RaeMystix:


That's exactly what happens at Nigerian cinemas. There most be that one idiot that always sits right in front of you; pays money to watch a movie, but always on his phone.

lol...

That "one idiot"



It's so aNnOyInG



Have you seen "Dead Pool"

Dyt:


OK

OK?? What has suddenly taken your voice away? Will you follow me go watch movie?

The crying baby... DPMO!

ArchNerd:


lol...

That "one idiot"



It's so aNnOyInG



Have you seen "Dead Pool"

Not yet. I am not fond of Ryan Reynolds and his acting. He is a terrible actor.....I'll watch it once it gets on video on demand.

Dyt:


Middle finger

Yea
In your asshóle

Dyt:


Middle finger

Yea
In your asshóle

What's a cinema!

deepview:
OK?? What has suddenly taken your voice away? Will you follow me go watch movie?

Ok

Sum pple be eatin Popcorn nd distrbin ya ear, disgustin.

herbie27:
He obviously forgot to mention the most annoying one Nigerians do at the cinema u hear exclamations like: Chai!, Hey...!,Ewoo!!!, Jesus!, ooh!, and i wonder if such ppl shld see movies in public places.

I can agree with you. If I went to watch a movie on the big screen and enjoy excellent sound, this does not mean that I have to listen to someone's shouting or talking on a mobile. All who comes to the cinema should respect each other. Note, that the ability to make some absolutely do not care about the person sitting in the next row. He can laugh; talk loudly, and so on. It's very ugly. Here are five examples of what is undesirable dealt in the cinema: https://www.naij.com/745166-annoying-cinema.html

Last2comment:
Gods of Egypt tonight.

You got that right.

Talk about the chatter boxes.... Especially group of girls who decide to watch a movie. God help you if 5 female friends sit behind you in a cinema, their gossip and and laughter can tempt you to stand up and give them two-two slaps one after the other.