1. Daddy lied in the church that he had an ancident, when it was Mummy that hit his head.


2. Daddy said Mummy is too wide and he's not a good swimmer. Is mummy a swimming pool?.


3. I think Mummy is still a virgin.


4. I saw an original balloon in Daddy's room but Daddy has spat onit.


5. Mummy was mad at Daddy yesterday because he touched Aunty Kevwe's bum bum.


6. I know why my Daddy is always reading newspapers. So that Mummy won't ask him for feeding money.


7. Daddy has shaved his beard because Mummy said he looked like an he goat.


8. The landlord will never give us quick notice because my mother is his friend.


9. I know when my daddy collects his salary because my mummy will call him sweetheart.
10. Why is Daddy always fighting with Mummy in bed but yet Mummy will say, "Oh, it's sweet!".


11. Sometimes Daddy's thing will go up, sometimes it will go down.


12. Mummy said Daddy is a womaniser. Is it because he works in the ministry of women affairs?


13. Mummy told Aunty Rukky that Daddy gave her gonorrhea, is it truth?. Is Daddy a gonorrhea distributor?


Some parents will kill their child if they find out what they say about them outside.
http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/parents-this-is-what-your-children-say.html?m=1

Lol @Lalasticlala

Hahahahaha Seun

i can't stop laughing ooooo.this is too funny,,,,,,,,children of this generation,they learn so fast?

the landlord ish was funny...lol

End time Children..

The end is near!

Lol

lol, omo na true, best be careful what i do and say near them kids

..... *booked

I am FP who can see me now

Teacher : OP , Why Are Yu In School Wit Your Cat Today ??

OP : I Ovaheard My Dad Tellin Mai Mum He Was Gonn Eat That Pussy Wen I Go To School !!!

Teacher :

funny o nice one

I really can't find the joke tho

End time children

Inukwa

children for u

Not bad.

But that #7 ehn??

thats what happens when kids bore and raise kids

Lol

Haha



The landlord will never give us quick notice because my mother is his friend.


Word!

10. Why is Daddy always fighting with Mummy in bed but yet Mummy will say, "Oh, it's sweet!".





This had me ROTFL

Still can't find the joke here

Number 8 and 9 is so ridiculous.

Let's be conscious of what we do or say in front of these kids ooo... These kids learn so fast nowadays, I have some funny experience from my younger ones

Any child that say these things is either not given proper orientation or he/she must have been a liability to the parents.

Video of the child saying it or i dont believe