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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Brimmie(m): 4:32pm On Mar 03, 2016
Fraih:

#lipsSealed sad
I know right!?? Something is fishy! sad

Qutyjoice:

Definitely yu dnt nid a wife.
You and Ur Boo wan set me up!

LogoDWhiz:


be careful o cheesy

Now I'm confused !

I give up!

BYE!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:38pm On Mar 03, 2016
katerine7:

lol, no vex but no be my fault na
No I no blame you oo at all, na the original VillageGOAT bearer-Arsene WENGER dey cause am oooo with his tactical indiscipline. grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 4:38pm On Mar 03, 2016
Fraih:

Yeah, definately wink


Brimmie, shuuuu
The hustle is real for ya ooo tongue


Really, I'm interested.
Are you a writer? lipsrsealed
Geological research work, reviews n presentations actually.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 4:39pm On Mar 03, 2016
Brimmie:

I know right!?? Something is fishy! sad


You and Ur Boo wan set me up!



Now I'm confused !

I give up!

BYE!!
Nobody is setting yu up o, we might not like each other tho....Dnt gv up yet sho gbo.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 4:40pm On Mar 03, 2016
Kbs468:

Wallahi, did you know that I didn't go through my dashboard to read the content of my GREEN CARD before printing Nor have I ever read it till now after printing?

May be it's because I'm already aware of the fact that every error can still be corrected in Camp though.

cc
EyeSaw

lol

Abi na

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 4:41pm On Mar 03, 2016
Brimmie:



Now I'm confused !

I give up!

BYE!!

Both, don't be confused o
Good of you

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 4:41pm On Mar 03, 2016
Kbs468:

No I no blame you oo at all, na the original VillageGOAT bearer-Arsene WENGER dey cause am oooo with his tactical indiscipline. grin
chai WENGER iyaf suffer
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 4:44pm On Mar 03, 2016
Brimmie:

I know right!?? Something is fishy! sad
Now I'm confused !

I give up!

BYE!!
Nothing is actually.
You shouldn't give up, you have come this far Dear.
Something great is just around the corner, hold on Brimmie!

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 4:44pm On Mar 03, 2016
VillageGOAT:

cheesy the project is still on his way, i just need president buhari to sign the MoU- the memorandum of understanding, for now, am still making a connection with west germany construction company, to start up with the shopping mall, the name of the university would be village goat university of science and technology ota. We promise to release 305 first class in the 1st convocation, and our best graduating student will get a g.p of 5.1, award breaking g.p.... By 2020, the dream of my project would be actualized. Just praying that the exchange rate should be 1dollar= 1 naira, so that i can buy the blocks for building the sky scrapper at a cheap rate... Tank U.
Will your students earn the 1st class or buy it?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by pbs4real(m): 4:44pm On Mar 03, 2016
Qutyjoice:
O better, that's y I love you
u shld only like her, shw me the lovetongue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by pbs4real(m): 4:46pm On Mar 03, 2016
katerine7:
chai WENGER iyaf suffer
abeg borrow me that ur shoe firstsad
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 4:48pm On Mar 03, 2016
wittyemi:
Geological research work, reviews n presentations actually.
Alright then.
Are you a Geologist?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 4:49pm On Mar 03, 2016
pbs4real:
u shld only like her, shw me the lovetongue
Hehehe.....Do not interrupt sister's love o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 4:51pm On Mar 03, 2016
wittyemi:
Will your students earn the 1st class or buy it?

Ohh. You should just ask.

How much is First Class, Second Class Upper? cheesy grin

His University will deal into selling grades and results
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 4:51pm On Mar 03, 2016
Fraih:

Alright then.
Are you a Geologist?
Yels ma.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 4:52pm On Mar 03, 2016
pbs4real:
u shld only like her, shw me the lovetongue
She Loves me and I love her too tongue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kuchikau: 4:53pm On Mar 03, 2016
Gooday,
mr president
vice president
senate president
other honourable ministers and Distinguish senators and citizens of Golden city republic.
Greetings! Happy new month.


Kuchikau,
(deputy president of the senate)
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 4:54pm On Mar 03, 2016
wittyemi:
Yels ma.
Nicey! cool
E kuu'se sir

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jayloms: 4:55pm On Mar 03, 2016
This ppl just dey drive this thread recklessly without brake.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 4:59pm On Mar 03, 2016
SlyphN:
I'm SlyphN
Unn graduate, a proud Super Lioness,lol* I really roar with pride* dept of Accountancy, A16.
can i be the lion to ur lioness grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 5:02pm On Mar 03, 2016
jayloms:
This ppl just dey drive this thread recklessly without brake.

You better fasten your seat belt or else, OYO is ur case *in Rukkyola's voice*.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 5:04pm On Mar 03, 2016
kuchikau:
Gooday,
mr president
vice president
senate president
other honourable ministers and Distinguish senators and citizens of Golden city republic.
Greetings! Happy new month.


Kuchikau,
(deputy president of the senate)

Same to you bro
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 5:04pm On Mar 03, 2016
jayloms:
This ppl just dey drive this thread recklessly without brake.

You better fasten your seat belt or else, OYO is ur case *in Rukkyola's voice*.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by paradigm001: 5:05pm On Mar 03, 2016
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Thanks

Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 5:10pm On Mar 03, 2016
Hey fam... I gotta ask a question.. This question been bothering me since ni fah..

Abeg, this one that everywhere is hot, could it be that the trumpet has sounded and no one in Naija made it



Good pm
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 5:14pm On Mar 03, 2016
*Entry with a frowned no nonsense face nd arrogant face* Gud evenin every citizens of dis city most especially members of my immidate family, their is no doubt I got angered today on a very trivial issue as some pple would say, yes datz true I didnt regret it, I wish to categorically say dat despite my friendliness nd ready to flex wit everybody nature, I get annoyed at d slightest provocation, u just hav to understand dat is my nature, but wot I regreted is d fact dat I made u guys to hav wrong assumption of d reason for my anger, *abeg make I switch to d language wey I sabi so dat I go fit relate well* first of all I tank God say we no dey physical contact wen d itch happen, otherwise heavy punches nd broken botu for don dey fly for air lyk butterfly, dis one no b lack of maturity matter or too much ogogoro, I nor dey take nonsense, u fuc.k up I treat am sharpally, you jega me, I orubebe u sharp sharp dat one no go stop our frendship, enh enh as I dey talk dey go, many pple go tink say I dey para because I won make dem giv me award by fire by force no b so o, den never even mention award wen i don dey talk my talk for dis city, nd all my talk no dey motivated by any award, wetin vex me b say I hate make person dey authoritatively tell me yes wen I say no, dis happen yesterday wen kbs468 dey tell me say either I lyk it or not I must to green, if no green I must yellow or make I brown, dat tin vex me bur I just lay low. na since dat yesterday I don dey watch am I don make up my mind say I go change am for am wen e com up wit d issue of nomination today because as I dey I no sabi pretend, I no sabi form maturity, u do anyhow I para for u I no get tym. Dat one still dey, d wey LogoDwhiz com dey follow me relate wit maturity com dey vex me more. I just tank God sey we nor dey d same place today both of us for don dey collect treatment for d nearby clinic, I no go fit treat am lyk dat sha base on d position wey hin dey. Somtyms I wonder which friends nd family go make sense pass una for dis city, as I dey I don sacrife many tinx for una, no prouding matter, na fact I dey talk. I nor fit count d no of nyt fud wey I don skip because I won keep up wit una, my friends nd my pple for house sef no dey see my face for ground again, na me nd my phone everywia, why we suppose to dey fyt again? Anyway me just see all dos para as normal tin sha because as teeth nd tougue close reach den dey para giv demsefs somtyms.Make una no talk sey my preaching too much o, naso I dey get inspirixu if I don take 5 botus of regal drygin chock body. So because of dis gbege wey don happen I won first tender my ogbonge apology to 3 peoples, me, myself nd I for gettin angry in d first place, secondly I won tender my sincere apology to my two sisters, fraih nd qutyjoice, nd my beautiful wife blizzydoDo nd all my inlaws shammak nd oyehomie. I also won tell LogoDwhiz nd kbs468 make den bone d matter make everytin just dey lyk dat bur I no go fit give dem apology now because small small vex still dey sip aromatic schenapps for inside my mind, to all my padis for dis city if I don fall una hand abeg make una try put d hand for where e suppose dey o bfor dem lawma pple com pick dem throway for inside dustbin. To all d ogbonge citizens I doff my cap in d british style. Oya spixytinxy pack botus come outside make everybody dey flex, dey happiness because d kasala don finish. All d bills on my next month salary. Thank you all for listening to my jam talk.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:16pm On Mar 03, 2016
grin
katerine7:

chai WENGER iyaf suffer
Abi no b so? You can attest to that point from the booing that followed his substitution of the MAN OF THE MATCH award PROSPECT-CAMBELL na. And I believe you must have heard his relatively awkward defense statement afterwards, right

I mean your MOURINHO was a champion last season oo, but just half a season there after, he is no longer your manager.

But for goodness sake, 20 good years and this is still fumbling and not wobbling around to succeed. I mean, it's just appalling honestly and throughout his reign till date, I have never been critical of this man not until this season

Especially with his keeping faith with GIROUD to win the EPL TITLE as a striker?

WALCOT to in the same category? The greatest under achiever who never realized his potentials?

RAMSEY who is not a striker but always wanting to score? Thereby wasting our scoring chances upon chances? Why can't WENGER give him a pep-talk that he should try to emulate OZIL by piling up assists rather than wasting goals scoring chances? Since whenever he loses possession, we always end up conceeding goal?

I mean, I could go on and on and on.

Let me not bore you with my ARSENAL'S BOOK OF LAMENTATIONS, CHAPTER WENGER VERSE 19996 TO 2016 ooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 5:18pm On Mar 03, 2016
Fraih:

You know as a prophet, he has to keep up with responsibilities from the church.
He should be around for the weekend tho. Some folks here have offered to take his place pending his return, But Never, Shammak is my one and only Love. I'll wait for him.
cool Thanks dear, I'll be good.
Here i am bae... i'm all yours kiss
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by sabatok(m): 5:19pm On Mar 03, 2016
Shammak:
Hey fam... I gotta ask a question.. This question been bothering me since ni fah..

Abeg, this one that everywhere is hot, could it be that the trumpet has sounded and no one in Naija made it



Good pm
The heat experienced majorly in Naija is a sign of End time alert. KINDLY FOLLOW THE RIGHT PATH (JESUS)
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 5:21pm On Mar 03, 2016
Fraiser, cool
We still need to talk.
Jeka Wole lo smiley
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 5:22pm On Mar 03, 2016
jubrealguy:
God save Shammak say i no quick enter ds city, d guy for hear am
#fraihisdbest
cool... we can always retrace and see what happens cool
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 5:22pm On Mar 03, 2016
Kbs468:
grin
Abi no b so? You can attest to that point from the booing that followed his substitution of the MAN OF THE MATCH award PROSPECT-CAMBELL na. And I believe you must have heard his relatively awkward defense statement afterwards, right

I mean your MOURINHO was a champion last season oo, but just half a season there after, he is no longer your manager.

But for goodness sake, 20 good years and this is still fumbling and not wobbling around to succeed. I mean, it's just appalling honestly and throughout his reign till date, I have never been critical of this man not until this season

Especially with his keeping faith with GIROUD to win the EPL TITLE as a striker?

WALCOT to in the same category? The greatest under achiever who never realized his potentials?

RAMSEY who is not a striker but always wanting to score? Thereby wasting our scoring chances upon chances? Why can't WENGER give him a pep-talk that he should try to emulate OZIL by piling up assists rather than wasting goals scoring chances? Since whenever he loses possession, we always end up conceeding goal?

I mean, I could go on and on and on.

Let me not bore you with my ARSENAL'S BOOK OF LAMENTATIONS, CHAPTER WENGER VERSE 19996 TO 2016 ooo
you guys just have to live with it@least ena dey mark register for champions league

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