FolabiBret:
*clears throat*
*with a guttural voice*
Mai pipu, I just enter NL jeje mi, and I begin dey see different posts wey show say some pipu dey boil. Now, to those germane issues.

First, anyone that says this thread has lost its value and its essence of creation shouldn't be, I believe, in a hurry to point accusing fingers? Who told u Nysc issues are no longer discussed herein? If u get question, ask am; u go see d number of peeps wey go answer ur question(s). All what these set of peeps (JJJ and Aunty Adeyemi) have succintly tagged as childish charades are what make this thread lively. Without all these, discussions here would be too insipid and vapid.
Abeg, anyone wey dey here gahz come down to our level(should d person consider him/herself more mature than all others).
When u're in Rome, u behave like Romans or u leave Rome.
Gracias.

best post so far, cant bliv dis is commin from a drunk lyk me, na who borrow u d brain wey u use write am abeg

Oyehomie:

Don't worry babe...ur gbagaun is Gud wif me...u av corrected it though... Lol

That's y I love you.....Wait! Are yu eatn fish or meat?

Oyehomie:
O boi.. Una won kill me...see hw ma ears dey make noise...Seriously@ kbs468 na for parable u still dey talk, av nt been wired to decode una msgs o....sirguy542..lolz are u kidding me...? Jubrealguy..i ni kno wettn i do u till now o....crobboy..i no b poet o..i'm an Engineer...logodwhiz..up eksuites jawe.....Qutyjoice babe i prayed for u..if i no pray for u na who i go pray for...


Now i dunno wat u guys are saying o...should love be fake @ fraiser...? Fraih..tnx for d compliments joor...i use am resemble you nah.... Spixytinxy..tnx for laffin out soo loud.....

Actually frm d abundant of d heart d hands writeth....evry words av sent from here is actually me..d bad words i mght av written, d yabbin seriously guys is who i am.....i put ma heart coupled with ma brain into all i do as av shown here...me not a mediocre....

Qutyjoice babe I'm soo soi if av gone tu far with ma words...I'm jst being me..wat i wud av done in real sense...nd imposed maself on u as kbs468 wrote....danm...i must av done dat but i am not repenting of dat. ...
I'm an artist, a realist who belv soo much in 'love is a choice' and not a feeling... And i won't mind u been ma lady in real life ofcos...lol...nairaland wife as sm said....lol...following me back too here i won't mind tu....nd yeeesss...i am still single


Kbs468 d prophet.... Spixytinxy lol mumu love...i no dey do mumu lolve o....

D summit was wonderful guys..i prayed dat we all hav a hitch free service year...

lmao... Most funniest post so far...

jubrealguy:
lmao........make tomorrow come first, just because some set of people are NYSC-knowlegdeable enough to proffer solutions to ur NYSC problem doesn't mean dats d SOLE purpose of the thread because what the topic of the thread depicts is for us to MEET, most of u will come here once a month, nothing to offer, only to table ur problems before IFA (oracle) even IFA would first go out of point, telling u d story of orunmila and oduduwa and so many things we would never know

Registration finished 28th of feb........wat do u expect us to b doing till 30th of march discussing how we want to be the best corper, abi? NYSC site ,twitter handle and FB pages are there, u can't waste that much grammar and energy telling them u want to see your call up number today, u are here busy shouting upandan.

Anyway, if una wan talk NYSC related issue, person dey LUTH at d moment, moto jam am(prolly one of dose overserious pple),na just 500k d guy need to dey okay, he say he no wan miss camp by march 30...........account details wud b sent shortly

d most heart touchin comment so far

Oyehomie:

Aya Oyeh..church was wonderful o...it was a leadership summit from cananland..winners' chapel...after dat we went for morning raid..operation by all means

mornin raid ke? Una don turn SARS?

Qutyjoice:

That's y I love you.....Wait! Are yu eatn fish or meat?

Fiiiishhh..meat keh..nooo

DTOBS:

You this man....Hold my back? not what you re thinking ooooo

no dey pretend jor, tell her ur mind sharp sharp

Fraiser:
mornin raid ke? Una don turn SARS?

Lols no nah...No worry na ighrave..i no even sabi hm minika well fit understand

Qutyjoice:

Bet why? Ao com my own name z not here

..ok, I see u Pwetty Quty...Howa are u doing dear? Hapi weekend!

Fraiser:
mornin raid ke? Una don turn SARS?

Must yu intervene?

Oyehomie:

Fiiiishhh..meat keh..nooo

The reason y yu dnt like meat is what I want to know ryt now, Trust me I prefer fish to meat anyday any tym....Why are trying to be me? Anyway food z ready, cn yu leave what yu are doing now? Yur attention z needed on d dinning table.

Qutyjoice:

No, just a way of bin showing em love n appreciating em at d same tym.....I no fit tasi my brother yu now.

dont mind her, she no fit understand, oro omo iya lele yi mehn

prindu:
..ok, I see u Pwetty Quty...Howa are u doing dear? Hapi weekend!

I'm fyn yea tanks....Wusup with yu?

Fraiser:
dont mind her, she no fit understand, oro omo iya lele yi mehn

Tanks for yur understanding jawie.... E ku agba(lol)

spixytinxy:
e concern me oooo, abi u no no say her broda na my customer daada ni

no forget tell am say no b only customer I b to u na...

Qutyjoice:

I'm fyn yea tanks....Wusup with yu?

Am doing great dearie... Thanks for ur concern!

av tried all i could but all to no avail... pls hlp me reach that ur frnd concerning d email he/she used to lodge the complaint cos me don mail virtually all d mail relating to NYSC tire... wount lyk to miss my money for any reason

pls hlp me

Cc MissOyin

Abbeyunique2:

fi bobo jubrealguy yen sile, he wan marry iyawo ni But beckytee don get beta hubby #me

na wetin I dey tell u dat tym b dis o, I tell u say make u allow me make I dey help u monitor ur wife movement u no gree

Qutyjoice:

The reason y yu dnt like meat is what I want to know ryt now, Trust me I prefer fish to meat anyday any tym....Why are trying to be me? Anyway food z ready, cn yu leave what yu are doing now? Yur attention z needed on d dinning table.

Lol...i am here babe..me tru with d blendin tu....kept it insid d heat regulator.....it's nt gud to yalk while eatin u tot m dat...sooo let's leav reasons till after meal....tryin tu b u? Lol...1+1 isn't it 1?

Qutyjoice:

Two weeks for what now? Don't worry Oyeh shd do d rest.

u know I suppose giv u correct training bfor u finally move to ur husband na, so dat hin go dey praise ur bro later in future

Fraiser:
no forget tell am say no b only customer I b to u na...

Hun? So SC31 x right?

Oyehomie:

Inlaw nah...wat i dooo...u av nt been seen ma mentions ni

abah my most esteemed inlaw, am deeply sorry if I fail to reply any of ur mentions, u no do anytin o, u no I gat ur back nw, I tinkk I hav to go tru my mentions again

Oyehomie:

Lol...i am here babe..me tru with d blendin tu....kept it insid d heat regulator.....it's nt gud to yalk while eatin u tot m dat...sooo let's leav reasons till after meal....tryin tu b u? Lol...1+1 isn't it 1?

Oops! Lemee try n abide to that rule.....Hehehe sowie mo miss calculate..... Yu want more food?

SC31:
Janejoanjohn you really do not know how to air your views even though they might be right...... Where were you when we were discussing about the Nigerian economy?,you always just want to find faults and its not nice

d best fact of d day

Fraiser:
u know I suppose giv u correct training bfor u finally move to ur husband na, so dat hin go dey praise ur bro later in future

Enen, really? E tk permission from em den. He's d head, nkan toh ba ti so

ATOYEJE:
av tried all i could but all to no avail... pls hlp me reach that ur frnd concerning d email he/she used to lodge the complaint cos me don mail virtually all d mail relating to NYSC tire... wount lyk to miss my money for any reason

pls hlp me

Cc MissOyin

It is well o...actually it does take dem time to reply to msgs..u kno u re nt d only one wif d issue na...but d key to getting dem respond so ur money can be reversed is to ''keep sending, neva gv up' until dey respond.

JaneJoanJohn:
I'm sorry dear that I couldn't contribute to that topic reason being it had been obscured by hundred pages of irrelevant poo,my time is too valuable to keep on scrolling and scrolling til I can find something useful to say.

bur wait o my beloved trippleJ *even if u go giv me dirty slap for using d word beloved* I dont tink its neccessary wasting dat ur valauble time complaining about non valuable shi.t na

Oyehomie:

It is well o...actually it does take dem time to reply to msgs..u kno u re nt d only one wif d issue na...but d key to getting dem respond so ur money can be reversed is to ''keep sending, neva gv up' until dey respond.

thanks for ur rply

Qutyjoice:

Oops! Lemee try n abide to that rule.....Hehehe sowie mo miss calculate..... Yu want more food?

Lol..bera....don't miscalculate o.....yeah..me tiwa kk beyen... O boi ds is wow....see ma cheeks are protruding already...tnx for d launch.

Chommieblaq:

I know, we all know it, buh ma dear knowing is not just enough.

ehya! Oya tell us more den, we won learn

ATOYEJE:


thanks for ur rply

Its ma privilege.. U re welcm

Oyehomie:
Abeg guyz who b ds BukkyAdeyemi abi wettn b her name again...she registered fully as a nairalander just to write dose 'things'...ahhh...
Dtobs

Baba mi,mi self just dey observe ni o, I'd promised never to respond to such criticism again. Let her enjoy herself in her own way!

Fraiser, she's is a unique black queen. nothing more!

Spixytnxy, I don hear ooo. I had to jawe, too much is going on and only with patience can someone navigate this!

Qutyjoyce, hmmm...just do d needful asap before ....