Phew so my neighbour decided to drop her kid with me for me to babysit while she goes out to do something. And i've been just clueless..

He has dirtied my palour with biscuit. and he is walkin abt alone in d house touching things.

What do I do to make him stay one place? Ideas please


Phew and he just chewed a match stick!

Give him a pencil and paper to write, that'll keep him busy.

Pumpkin34:
Give him a pencil and paper to write, that'll keep him busy.

thank you... he is just scribbling and cryn mummy mummy...

Cutehector:
thank you... he is just scribbling and cryn mummy mummy...

lol, pet him and make him stop crying then give him the book to write or you play with him.

That would make you guys to appreciate women more.

Just leave the little not alone, let him enjoy himself, just make sure you monitor him, lest he injure himself, or you do what the poster above advised.

Or on the other hand, change your TV station to cartoon station for him.

Pumpkin34:
lol, pet him and make him stop crying then give him the book to write or you play with him.

i"m nairalanding na.

greatgod2012:



That would make you guys to appreciate women more.

Just leave the little not alone, let him enjoy himself, just make sure you monitor him, lest he injure himself, or you do what the poster above advised.

Or on the other hand, change your TV station to cartoon station for him.

hahahahha wish I had a girlfrnd to help me out.

Besides it's a big house, he could just go do smth silly. Wen I shout his name and tell him to come bak here, he will shout his name and still say come bak here.. thereby mimicking me and be laffn. He is evil.

Hmmmmmm you need suggestion? This is what I do to my about 2 year old beautiful and gorgeous daughter of mine ...(Oh!!! Thank you) ...

Have him do some serious hard play , throw him up and down if you can, make him run while holding his two hands ooooo (Please Oooo hold his hand tight oooo) , make him jump up and down ... Do these for just 5 minutes you will have his head on your chest snoring like Maaalu.

Trust me , it'll work. But please be safe oooo.

LOL ... Above magic works Madam , Cartoon ke? Is he not a Naija born? Laise Americana ( Yeeeeeh!!! My daughter just slam phone on my head, these kids God) well ... What was I typing ? Let him try my suggestions

greatgod2012:



That would make you guys to appreciate women more.

Just leave the little not alone, let him enjoy himself, just make sure you monitor him, lest he injure himself, or you do what the poster above advised.

Or on the other hand, change your TV station to cartoon station for him.

iamSi:
Hmmmmmm you need suggestion? This is what I do to my about 2 year old beautiful and gorgeous daughter of mine ...(Oh!!! Thank you) ...

Have him do some serious hard play , throw him up and down if you can, make him run while holding his two hands ooooo (Please Oooo hold his hand tight oooo) , make him jump up and down ... Do these for just 5 minutes you will have his head on your chest snoring like Maaalu.

Trust me , it'll work. But please be safe oooo.

lol na person pikin abeg. I no wan hear say police come arrest me say kiniko kiniko

Well, well ... Sha don't buy sleeping tablets oooo cos it seems that's the only option u have left ... OH!!! DING!!! DING!!! ... Take a walk with him, walk like 20 mins with the boy but be discreet ooo make dem no call u gbomogbomo make dem no put tyre for ur neck but if u and d child r of same complexion I think u r safe. Take a walk , buy candy for his right hand biscuit for the left hand now put another lollipop for his mouth. Before u come back am sure u will have him carried on your shoulders.

Cutehector:
lol na person pikin abeg. I no wan hear say police come arrest me say kiniko kiniko

Cutehector:


Wen I shout his name and tell him to come bak here, he will shout his name and still say come bak here.. thereby mimicking me and be laffn. He is evil.

Stop yelling at a child next time.

Cutehector I thought you are a married guy with kids, hmmm all this single guys always advising married couples,

Just let the little boy play himself to sleep, just sit somewhere and watch him, I have a son about the same age, all I do is childproof my house so he cannot be hurt, then I let him run until he sits down by himself, then I know he is tired.

Lol so because I'm single I shouldn't advice married couples? Aren't the same couples running after priests seekin for counselling?

Look, advice is advice, it don't matter where it's coming from, anyone can gv u advice, even a child, God may be speaking through him/her. Besides I intend gettn married, so if u get sister, Abeg arrange am for me oooooo.

Miami11:
Cutehector I thought you are a married guy with kids, hmmm all this single guys always advising married couples,
Just let the little boy play himself to sleep, just sit somewhere and watch him, I have a son about the same age, all I do is childproof my house so he cannot be hurt, then I let him run until he sits down by himself, then I know he is tired.

Cutehector is frouble
Sha takia of d baby. Be kiaful of ur electronics. Stop nairalanding and play with him. U need to learn dis b4 u get married

HateU2:
Cutehector is frouble
Sha takia of d baby. Be kiaful of ur electronics. Stop nairalanding and play with him. U need to learn dis b4 u get married

yinmu, What is d role of d wife den...

Cutehector:
yinmu, What is d role of d wife den...

So, na ur wife go dey do everything abi

HateU2:
So, na ur wife go dey do everything abi

yes! afterall I paid her bride price! Mchew

Cutehector:
yes! afterall I paid her bride price! Mchew

ha! Na slave u wan marry

HateU2:
ha! Na slave u wan marry

whatever u wish to call it... she has to cook and clean and feed d baby..

Cutehector:
whatever u wish to call it... she has to cook and clean and feed d baby..

SMH

HateU2:
SMH

ur big head. Phew

Aw far,what do you think of that guy asking people to drop fone nos,do u think its real or na scam. They suspect those gnld pple,nos mean they wana send dos funny msgs to one

danieloy4:
Aw far,what do you think of that guy asking people to drop fone nos,do u think its real or na scam. They suspect those gnld pple,nos mean they wana send dos funny msgs to one

na gnld people

incase of next time op, jux watch blue film wit him...

tank me lerra..

namedonfinish:
incase of next time op, jux watch blue film wit him...


tank me lerra..

so Dat is what u do with kids? Ur lot needs to be stoned to death!

Smellymouth:


Edit d if u wana mention this comment Cox I wan remove the number soon

Baba u be nanny ni?

KingRex1:
Baba u be nanny ni?

wagbayi,u find me reach here?

Smellymouth:

wagbayi,u find me reach here?

Ha! Alaga omonile1 no be u again..? Na ur babymama ogorwyne make u learn ds nanny thin ba

KingRex1:
Ha! Alaga omonile1 no be u again..? Na ur babymama ogorwyne make u learn ds nanny thin ba

Heheehehe, ogorwyne na my queen oo, The Lolo of my heart..she can't be my babymama

She is the mother of my unborn kids

Smellymouth:
Heheehehe, ogorwyne na my queen oo, The Lolo of my heart..she can't be my babymama

She is the mother of my unborn kids

hahaha.. Na so, for only one week.