ladyF:
Time will tell...

Happy weekend folks

airsaylongcon:


No need to drag. My current salary doesn't motivate me. I'm still at the base of maslow's hierarchy. I'm barely subsisting. I do have grand plans to influence my profession. Heck as it is I still do pro bono work because of the benefit I believe it will bring to society at large. But my guy, I dey hungry! If I belleful u go know weda na money dey motivate me

Djbaka:


Confess! You dey use otumokpo for this thing.

DMainMan:
Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas is recruiting graduate trainees:

Graduate Trainee code:
GT/2013/001 sorry, mistake, its GT/2016/001

LOCATION : PORT HARCOURT (INTELS)

The Job: Graduate Trainee

Qualifications:

Candidates must possess a university
degree obtained at a minimum of Second
Class (Upper Division) in any of the
following disciplines:

Engineering
Sciences
Social
Sciences
Arts
Law
Business/Management Sciences

In addition candidates must
Have obtained either their NYSC
discharge certificate or exemption
certificate.

A Masters degree and at least 3 years experience before resumption if selected
Not be over 28years old sorry, mistake, we meant 31 years old

Application Deadline: 22nd November, 2013 but, sincerely we do not know when the recruitment will be completed, maybe 'in due course' of 2016

To apply, go to:

https://sws.nlng.com/e-recruitment/openings/Default.aspx

Wishing u success.

we sincerely apologise for any inconveniences that applying for this shiiiit might have caused you

jokers!!!!!

NanaF:



Who's looking for me? Agric girl was also dark and slim.

@airsaylo.ngcon, I didn't come late but didn't come early either. I came and sat by myself. Few minutes after, we were called upstairs.

I'll put my picture up as my profile pic for a very short while.

davide470:
Ooooh.

I didn't see the pics

Can you reschedule another time again?

airsaylongcon:


Oga well done. But abeg next time split am to airsay.longcon or airsaylong.con I no just understand this airsaylo.ngcon. Tok true ó shey u fit pronounce am as u type am? all liars shall.... So tok true

davide470:
Ooooh.

I didn't see the pics

Can you reschedule another time again?

Dfavouredone:
4mula22

Nice to hear from you.

Have NLNG reimburse you after you contacted them?

4mula22:


They did.

Dfavouredone:


Thanks for the confirmation.

I needed to ask you that question openly bcoz some few other people are yet be reimbursed but are skeptical about contacting NLNG.

If you don't mind, u can share ur experience from contacting them till they finally reimburse you for those guys yet to be reimbursed to take a cue.

Aphrodite4:


I watched a TED talk recently about motivation and what you said is truly spot on, if i remember correctly, the guy closed with the example of Microsoft's Encarta that employed thousands of experts and professionals to give content to that software, and Wikipedia which basically curates what it's given free of charge and even sometimes relies on donations to stay up.
Today Wikipedia has totally eclipsed Encarta (which is basically a discontinued software).
So if the money as a motivation argument was so solid how come it didn't work there, where the same experts and pros moved from Encarta that paid them for content to Wikipedia that takes money from them in the form of donations to the platform, you know?

hsim247:
Sometimes I wonder what the NLNG HR guys who monitor this thread will be thinking/feeling. Disappointment, joy at the quality of candidates, laughter, pity, shaking their head, or 'they can as well hug transformer'? Just thinking out loud.

hsim247:
Sometimes I wonder what the NLNG HR guys who monitor this thread will be thinking/feeling. Disappointment, joy at the quality of candidates, laughter, pity, shaking their head, or 'they can as well hug transformer'? Just thinking out loud.

vantage7:
I have a gut feeling.

cashme28:


People that are busy playing candycrush.

ItsTime4me:
@CHM1, at first glance at your post, I thought Nlng has placed an advert for 2016 GTs. You see, I have emptied my mind for a worst case scenario. Those guys are not to be relied on. They can just give us the shocker of our lives by cancelling this recruitment. So I am building a very formidable fibre to withstand any of such eventuality. Did I hear someone say that I am pessimistic? Well, you are very wrong with that conclusion. I am an optimist of the highest degree. Come to imagine this: Did you ever think that as at today, you would still be in a recruitment that started since 2013? Have you ever heard of the like of it? So you see, what we are in today could never had been conceived even in our wildest imagination. As such, the inconceivable may still happen. I believe in facing realities and not fantasies. Please don't get it twisted. I am not saying or wishing that this recuitment be cancelled. However, owing to the fact that the Management of Nlng are unreliable, as we all can attest, anything can happen. So, while expecting the best, I would prepare for the worst case scenario. No matter what happens, # I still believe in Jah's undeserved kindness

barbiesparkz2:


Is it a good gut feeling?

CHM11:


hehehe,...my brother the stuffs on nlng's managements neck at the moment ehn,...na only Jehovah go remember our matter.,...the only goodnews there be say, one Hercules who is in the decision making process is likely asking for an increase in the number of intakes so that it will jive with future expansions. I dont think they will spend money on the recruitment of gts in the near future.

no matter how it goes sha, i know you can chill on with JER 17;7 till the appointed day. Come 23rd of March, when the bread and wine pass your front, just smile and remember the ransom sacrifice. As you step out of the KH, check your MALE,..i pray HE too will remember you thereafter.

ItsTime4me:
Wow! You have made my day. Good to know you're my 'brother'. Whatever Nlng does, we just have to know that Jehovah's undeserved will never elude us as long as we rely on him implicitly.

CHM11:

hehehe,...my brother the stuffs on nlng's managements neck at the moment ehn,...na only Jehovah go remember our matter.,...the only goodnews there be say, one Hercules who is in the decision making process is likely asking for an increase in the number of intakes so that it will jive with future expansions. I dont think they will spend money on the recruitment of gts in the near future.
no matter how it goes sha, i know you can chill on with JER 17;7 till the appointed day. Come 23rd of March, when the bread and wine pass your front, just smile and remember the ransom sacrifice. As you step out of the KH, check your MALE,..i pray HE too will remember you thereafter.

ItsTime4me:
Wow! You have made my day. Good to know you're my 'brother'. Whatever Nlng does, we just have to know that Jehovah's undeserved will never elude us as long as we rely on him implicitly.

cashme28:



Yes, we are determined to let our brotherly love continue, with or without NLNG

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