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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 9:42pm On Mar 06, 2016
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Somebody baba na apprentice. tongue grin cheesy Who nova chi chom chin say e wan chop chinchin chin.

LadyF... How is d ministry?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 9:53pm On Mar 06, 2016
[size=15pt]Airsaylongcon[/size] angry angry angry angry angry angry

Lol....na ojoro tins you do jor. How only you go post 3 times

I hereby pronounce the results for this page inconclusive as you have used "mago mago" grin grin grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 10:00pm On Mar 06, 2016
ItsTime4me please do you attend Jehovah Witness? Just out of curiosity...
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 10:00pm On Mar 06, 2016
ladyF:
[size=15pt]Airsaylong.con[/size] angry angry angry angry angry angry

Lol....na ojoro tins you do jor. How only you go post 3 times

I hereby pronounce the results for this page inconclusive as you have used "mago mago" grin grin grin

You be INEC?! shocked rigging of election is allowed. I sharp pass u for this one. tongue
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 10:03pm On Mar 06, 2016
airsaylongcon:


You be INEC?! shocked rigging of election is allowed. I sharp pass u for this one. tongue
lol I don already start to calculate before u even post. Just came and saw your ojoro posts and I was like "no, no, no!!!!!!!!!!!" angry
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 10:04pm On Mar 06, 2016
I don't attend Jehovah's Witness. I am a Jehovah's Witness.
ladyF:
ItsTime4me please do you attend Jehovah Witness? Just out of curiosity...

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 10:07pm On Mar 06, 2016
ItsTime4me:
I don't attend Jehovah's Witness. I am a Jehovah's Witness.
Alright. Bless you broda smiley
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Aphrodite4(f): 10:10pm On Mar 06, 2016
forkadict:


Please pardon my late response to this but I have been having this persistent network challenge.

So your argument is flawed for the following reasons:
1. You violated the basic rules in comparative analysis which states that whatever you are comparing must be on the same Base. In other words, you compare like for like. You compared Microsoft a core capitalist outfit with wikipedia which is a purely non profit making foundation. You need to compare 2 profit making outfits if you intend to do a sound comparative analysis. For example had you mentioned that because Toyota cares so much about making money their cars are not selling as much as Honda that just makes cars without caring about making money then I would not only have agreed with you, I would also have rushed to go book for acura ZDX which happens to be my latest crush.

2. You said that wikipedia doesn't care about money or that money doesn't motivate them. But lemme tell you that it might interest you to know that the Wikipedia that doesn't care about money makes at least $210M on a monthly basis.

3. Wikipedia is a non profit making foundation. No such foundation can exist without money. Quote me anywhere. Or can you mention just one of such foundation that doesn't have ever healthy stream of income?

So due to these reasons, your argument doesn't fly with me.

Adieu.


Ok, i would have compared like for like if the rise of say the software Britannica was responsible for Encarta's discontinuation - it wasn't. Wikipedia's rise made it unprofitable for Encarta to continue in that sphere. Now you claim I said Wikipedia doesn't care abt money, now it seems you're confusing "liking money" with having need for the absolute lifeblood of any non-profit venture which is operating capital, which Wikipedia even solicits for (ever notice the donate button on the site?). Now Wikipedia receives content freely from contributors like linux distros like Kubuntu receive code to improve upon versions of the operating system free from the community which after "curating" will include in subsequent releases if they so wish. Wikipedia operates the same way with their content.
The WikipEdia model clearly disrupted Encarta's model just as Uber's taxi model is causing major disruptions in the traditional cab model (remember the French cabbie protests from last yr?).
Ever seen those highly technical wikis on topics like say engineering or science? You think hippies gave Wikipedia that content? They came from experts in that particular field and were given free for the sake of spreading knowledge and not for money. That's what got Encarta discontinued and that's the point my argument made.
Awaiting yours.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Djbaka(m): 10:11pm On Mar 06, 2016
dchem:
Having fun reading from you guys. In fact it made the wait less boring. Please keep it coming but remember that words let out can not be taken back. Let love lead.

I doubt if there will be need for it to be taken back. In as much as I don't subscribe to reckless and unruly remarks even on social media, I just really doubt any of the 'ghosts' here will need to retract their words. I hope you geh maa drift.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 10:14pm On Mar 06, 2016
ladyF:

lol I don already start to calculate before u even post. Just came and saw your ojoro posts and I was like "no, no, no!!!!!!!!!!!" angry

As I count 30 posts my mind went "men lady.f go Don cross leg dey wait for two posts. If I sharp sharp post 3 posts I go chance am be dat". If u see my first post sef u go see say mistake dey am but I no send. Na new page dey my medulla oblongata. Ẹ go reach time sef wey only 22 posts dey I go post 11. So tell ur bàbà make e renew d otumokpo. Boys no dey smile
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 10:15pm On Mar 06, 2016
Tell me. What informed your curiosity?
ladyF:
Alright. Bless you broda smiley
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 10:19pm On Mar 06, 2016
Aphrodite4:



Ok, i would have compared like for like if the rise of say the software Britannica was responsible for Encarta's discontinuation - it wasn't. Wikipedia's rise made it unprofitable for Encarta to continue in that sphere. Now you claim I said Wikipedia doesn't care abt money, now it seems you're confusing "liking money" with having need for the absolute lifeblood of any non-profit venture which is operating capital, which Wikipedia even solicits for (ever notice the donate button on the site?). Now Wikipedia receives content freely from contributors like linux distros like Kubuntu receive code to improve upon versions of the operating system free from the community which after "curating" will include in subsequent releases if they so wish. Wikipedia operates the same way with their content.
The WikipEdia model clearly disrupted Encarta's model just as Uber's taxi model is causing major disruptions in the traditional cab model (remember the French cabbie protests from last yr?).
Ever seen those highly technical wikis on topics like say engineering or science? You think hippies gave Wikipedia that content? They came from experts in that particular field and were given free for the sake of spreading knowledge and not for money. That's what got Encarta discontinued and that's the point my argument made.
Awaiting yours.

Forkadict, I don't think Aphrodite4 compared apples and oranges. Both companies manufacturer the similar product and what she has compared those products. As both are IT companies I also think thoe comparison was apt. Cross reference whatsapp and BlackBerry. BlackBerry made a phone whose driving point was an app. Whatsapp decided to compete with them on d app level and roasted bb.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 10:21pm On Mar 06, 2016
ItsTime4me:
Tell me. What informed your curiosity?

Surely you must know! Only J-whites (apologies if u find that offensive) use Jah/Jehovah in reference to to the most high. Well God's Kingdom Society also use Jehovah but they aren't as widespread
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 10:23pm On Mar 06, 2016
ItsTime4me:
Tell me. What informed your curiosity?

This ---->
CHM.11:

As you step out of the KH, check your MALE,..i pray HE too will remember you thereafter.
Then I kept trying to figure out what KH was, then you changed your Jah to Jehovah. Only thing I thought of then was Kingdom Hall smiley

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by kecy19(m): 10:23pm On Mar 06, 2016
And u all are mocking our great company, NLNG. The wait has just begun for this set of Graduate Trainees.
I'm writing this in no official capacity, but i must reassure you that you are doing yourselves more harm than good with all your hate comments and insults.

BE WARNED!!!

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 10:27pm On Mar 06, 2016
Hmm! You must have scored 100% in your fact-finding exercise. No wonder people call you iron lady.
ladyF:


This ---->

Then I kept trying to figure out what KH was, then you changed your Jah to Jehovah. Only thing I thought of then was Kingdom Hall smiley

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 10:34pm On Mar 06, 2016
Well not offeded but just to correct you that it's not J-whites (whatever you mean by that) but Jehovah's Witnesses.
airsaylongcon:


Surely you must know! Only J-whites (apologies if u find that offensive) use Jah/Jehovah in reference to to the most high. Well God's Kingdom Society also use Jehovah but they aren't as widespread
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 10:37pm On Mar 06, 2016
ItsTime4me:
Well not offeded but just to correct you that it's not J-whites (whatever you mean by that) but Jehovah's Witnesses.

I know. But in warri were I grew up that was the slang we used to refer to Jehovah's Witnesses.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NanaF: 10:38pm On Mar 06, 2016
kecy19:
And u all are mocking our great company, NLNG. The wait has just begun for this set of Graduate Trainees.
I'm writing this in no official capacity, but i must reassure you that you are doing yourselves more harm than good with all your hate comments and insults.

BE WARNED!!!


I totally agree. I know they probably can't trace the individuals behind the insults but it just doesn't seem right. If you get an offer today, you're most likely not going to reject it but go ahead and work for the company you have sooo insulted online.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 10:40pm On Mar 06, 2016
kecy19:
And u all are mocking our great company, NLNG. The wait has just begun for this set of Graduate Trainees.
I'm writing this in no official capacity, but i must reassure you that you are doing yourselves more harm than good with all your hate comments and insults.

BE WARNED!!!


DPlacement saying #MakeOfThatWhateverYouWill comes to mind
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 10:41pm On Mar 06, 2016
NanaF:


I totally agree. I know they probably can't trace the individuals behind the insults but it just doesn't seem right. If you get an offer today, you're most likely not going to reject it but go ahead and work for the company you have sooo insulted online.

For 60 seconds only,put up u r pinshure abeg. Curiosity wan kpai me
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 10:45pm On Mar 06, 2016
ItsTime4me:
Hmm! You must have scored 100% in your fact-finding exercise. No wonder people call you iron lady.
lmao 100% ke? I seriously doubt that. I've been called names here but never iron lady grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 10:45pm On Mar 06, 2016
airsaylongcon:


For 60 seconds only,put up u r pinshure abeg. Curiosity wan kpai me
you sef put ur own pishure na. Make we admire.... grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 10:47pm On Mar 06, 2016
ladyF:

you sef put ur own pishure na. Make we admire.... grin

Darris u wan make nairaland sava crash be dat na. Only my strong face Se.un go hala
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Djbaka(m): 10:49pm On Mar 06, 2016
NanaF:


I totally agree. I know they probably can't trace the individuals behind the insults but it just doesn't seem right. If you get an offer today, you're most likely not going to reject it but go ahead and work for the company you have sooo insulted online.

Oh Nana Nana!!

You just had to... ehn? U no sabi Waka pass?

Well, as for what you said...

Samuel eto'o insulted the life of chelsea and mourinho when he was in Barca, he still still came around to sing OUR anthem and wore the prestigious jersey and scored with it.

Rafa benitez too
Cesc fabregas too... he's throwing the passes in stamford bridge now grin
No permanent enemies oh nana

'Sit' happens.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 10:50pm On Mar 06, 2016
airsaylongcon:


Darris u wan make nairaland sava crash be dat na. Only my strong face Se.un go hala
lol dat one no be excuse, you just wan dodge. U no fit deceive ustongue
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 10:53pm On Mar 06, 2016
Guy no one is insulting our company. Even themselves know that they are hurting us. We are just criticizing constructively. You see, this is one problem we are having in Nigeria. Everyone is afraid to confront higher officials when they are doing the wrong thing. Because you are scared of not doing yourself more harm than good, you cannot tell someone to his face that what he has done is not right. If the management of Nlng are truly sincere with themselves, they would know that they have really hurt us and it's only natural to want to criticize them. While we should try to desist from abusive words, I don't think it's out of place to criticize them constructively. Constructive criticism brings about improvement in a system.
kecy19:
And u all are mocking our great company, NLNG. The wait has just begun for this set of Graduate Trainees.
I'm writing this in no official capacity, but i must reassure you that you are doing yourselves more harm than good with all your hate comments and insults.

BE WARNED!!!

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 10:53pm On Mar 06, 2016
ladyF:

lol dat one no be excuse, you just wan dodge. U no fit deceive ustongue

Aproko! grin E kon sine u? I say my face too strong for Se.un sava u dey tok dodge. If I wan dodge I go do like this na *does a Messi dribble*. Na dodging be dat
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NanaF: 10:54pm On Mar 06, 2016
Djbaka:


Oh Nana Nana!!

You just had to... ehn? U no sabi Waka pass?

Well, as for what you said...

Samuel eto'o insulted the life of chelsea and mourinho when he was in Barca, he still still came around to sing OUR anthem and wore the prestigious jersey and scored with it.

Rafa benitez too
Cesc fabregas too... he's throwing the passes in stamford bridge now grin
No permanent enemies oh nana

'Sit' happens.

Lol. I no fit o.

Well I don't understand your football analogy but like I said, it just doesn't feel right.

And the person I quoted is warning us, in CAPS, hahaha, so it must be a very serious something.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 10:57pm On Mar 06, 2016
I be wafi pikin. I know wetin u dey yan. But i just need to clear u wetin dey.
airsaylongcon:


I know. But in warri were I grew up that was the slang we used to refer to Jehovah's Witnesses.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Djbaka(m): 10:59pm On Mar 06, 2016
ItsTime4me:
I be wafi pikin. I know wetin u dey yan. But i just need to clear u wetin dey.

U sure? cheesy
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 11:01pm On Mar 06, 2016
NanaF:


Lol. I no fit o.

Well I don't understand your football analogy but like I said, it just doesn't feel right.

And the person I quoted is warning us, in CAPS, hahaha, so it must be a very serious something.

I provided a service for a very big multinational. I attended several management meetings and the feedback on the service we provided were at times brutal. I was at a meeting when the boss and his boss provided feedback on one occasion. I excused myself and went to the toilet to cry. Proper full eye cry O! After every I just powder my face dey form no skin pain as I went back for further brutalisation

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