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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 12:38am On Mar 07, 2016 |
Like this Where is that "baba" that can survive my wuru wuru? |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NanaF: 12:50am On Mar 07, 2016 |
airsaylongcon: 60 seconds |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 12:53am On Mar 07, 2016 |
NanaF: Sharp sharp Take down Exactly who I thought u were. U came after most of us and sat alone 1 Like |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NanaF: 12:58am On Mar 07, 2016 |
airsaylongcon: |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sp500: 1:29am On Mar 07, 2016 |
kecy19:funny |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NPComplete: 7:40am On Mar 07, 2016 |
kecy19: Now that's some Mafioso style threat right there. This easily translates to something like "I am not saying that's what we do but, hypothetically because the FBI might be listening in, if u keep talking about our family like that u may end up getting fed to the fishes" **in Vito Corleone's voice** Whoever u are bro, I doubt the NLNG management will appreciate u coming here to deliver threats in their name. There are a thousand and one ways u could have phrased your comment better without making NLNG out to be vindictive group averse to criticism. Cheers. 12 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dway4ward: 7:51am On Mar 07, 2016 |
If they are averse to criticism, that is worse than the departure from the core values we've been insinuating. That's an Aunty Iyabo and Sons style of running an organisation. NPComplete: 2 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 8:08am On Mar 07, 2016 |
kecy19, an OAP in one of the top radio stations in Lagos has a younger relation in this process. NLNG matter GT matter was on radio on Saturday...and this morning on a VENTING show.... trust me, what people said wasn't so cool as it concerns recruitment...especially persons who wrote the WAEC test...many couldn't believe this process was still on... its not just Nairaland that's watching... 3 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 8:10am On Mar 07, 2016 |
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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 8:16am On Mar 07, 2016 |
CHM11: 'Like seriously' On radio !!!! This is becoming more and more interesting. |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NPComplete: 8:22am On Mar 07, 2016 |
dway4ward:Hehehehe. That 'Anty Iyabo' reference just made me hysterical. I dont think NLNG is averse to criticism. I like to think they welcome it. Unless they are hoping to groom a bunch of yes-men who will keep bobbing their heads like redneck lizards even when the status quo is awry and against their better judgement. The main reason I love this thread is because it comprises different, and often highly opinionated, people whose opinions cut across a wide spectrum. If we all do get in, and I am hoping we all do, NLNG stands to accrue a lot of benefits from that singular characteristic alone. I dont think they will like it if we all turn out to be a bunch of synchronously bleating sheep who lack the grit to demand answers let alone effect an improvement of the system. 3 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ceetee: 8:36am On Mar 07, 2016 |
kecy19: See this aspiring GT forming staff. The capacity with which u wrote doesn’t exist not to talk of being unofficial. You don’t have to assume a pseudo-persona to pass across ur message. Glad to know that there are not as many yes-men in this campaign as I thought. 3 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ceetee: 8:45am On Mar 07, 2016 |
Asides the unemployed, 99.9% of those saying it’s not about the money well NA LIE. There are other avenues to impact the society, so why NLNG? If NLNG pays as much as ur current employer will u stick around here for 2+ years? I doubt strongly. Even when the offer comes u might even reject it to prove a point. But…..with considerably higher pay, the story changes. 2 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 8:47am On Mar 07, 2016 |
airsaylongcon: Lol.... and they go , well we only want to employ nairalanders... so we are sorry...lol 1 Like |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dway4ward: 8:49am On Mar 07, 2016 |
Oga, in one breath you contradicted yourself. What does a staff motivated by money become? A Yes-Man. ceetee: |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ddazz: 9:14am On Mar 07, 2016 |
Would anyone believe me if I said that 'Scarletpimperne' is actually a very vocal member of our group? |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 9:50am On Mar 07, 2016 |
U don't say! So you mean Nlng GT matter has gone on air. Hey Nlng! Why are you doing this to yourslf? Your image is on the line. Very soon CNN go carry am. Hey Nlng! Una dirty linen whe una don wash for outside neva reach? Una won still wash more? Anyway na una sabi sha. CHM11: |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ceetee: 10:24am On Mar 07, 2016 |
dway4ward: Sincerely can’t see the connection. I guess our definition of a “yes-man” differ. For me a yes-man (otherwise known as a kiss-ass) is motivated by different forms of fear (be it psychological, emotional, social, job security, oracle leaving, even spiritual, etc.) which makes him or her to always supress his intuition and agree on issues even though they are not right or are to his/her detriment. Almost everyone aspires to make more money I don’t think that makes u a yes-man. Being motivated by money can be a good thing as long as it is healthy. It can make u to continually put in your best and be productive consistently. That’s why companies offer career progression and promotions. Some are motivated by power, positions etc. 3 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 11:04am On Mar 07, 2016 |
Hey LadyF! Have you gone through that tract? What did you find interesting? |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by freeradical(m): 11:20am On Mar 07, 2016 |
ceetee:You are so wrong my brother. The fact that its only the money that drives u doesn't mean all are in the same boat. Some people earn well already in their current job but what draws them to Nlng may be that they feel unappreciated, or they desire the fresh challenge of the oil and gas industry. For some still they may be running away from a vindictive boss..we all know how many of how naija mgrs can frustrate young talents,for others still they want a good company where they can come back to from the diaspora. Whatever be the driving force, people see Nlng as hope for a better future hence they will wait for as long as they need to until it comes through for them. The fact that the company pays well is an added advantage to us. If only money drives you then I doubt if you will ever be happy at the job because money I know doesn't ever satisfy. That's why the likes of dangote and bill gates will never rest. 1 Like |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ceetee: 12:01pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
freeradical: My dear there’s no need to overflog this issue. I’m just encouraging a discourse, no need to attack. I never said anything about ONLY money driving anyone (u even called it a fact, amazing) Also “earning well” is very relative. I know they are a zillion reasons one might have for leaving their jobs. That’s not the point The question I asked is “If NLNG pays as much as ur current employer will u stick around here for 2+ years?” Even if u feel they are not treating you professionally. Kindly explain “people see Nlng as hope for a better future hence they will wait for as long as they need to until it comes through for them.” Don’t know how many people here will subscribe to ur “AS LONG AS THEY NEED TO” So if this exercise lingers for 5+ years people will still wait. Why is that? Because they want to make an impact to the society pls let’s not deceive ourselves jare. Not everyone is like that that’s why I said 99.9% (i.e. 0.1% might). 4 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 12:24pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
ItsTime4me:Mostly about salvation, eternal life, and why you should not end up in hell....what most churches of nowadays fail to concentrate on. Was quite an interesting read |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 12:41pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
ddazz:Hmmm...I would believe you. I have a very perfect guess on who the individual is and ayam hardly ever wrong on these things. Sadly, it'll just be a case of "my word against yours", unless 2 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dway4ward: 12:50pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
According to Mr Koker, " Owo non fin do something ooh, Owo non fin do something ooh ". Na money den dey take live life. All this discourse on the relevance of money or not as a motivator, is supposed to show there are differing valid views on the issue; and these views should be appreciated. This is because we are all different, with different stories and drives. Money is very important, other factors are more important than money to some. Doesn't mean money isn't still a key factor. We all joined this process to improve our lives. This whole started with views on the first salary negating the sufferings endured throughout the process. That view is best put as " Your past 3 years can be bought with 3 million naira " . I mean that view is putting a price tag on people, and alot still believe that is not right to put a price as such against their dreams, sufferings and aspirations. This is a typical problem with generalisations, let's try to put caveats against generalisations. I always wanted to work with the smartest brains in Nigeria, I will be glad to have most here as colleagues. |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 12:57pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Aphrodite4: You're are only complicating this arguments without being able to make me reason with you. What are we arguing about? It is the top priority why people seeking employment. That's it. Stick to the scope of the argument. You first deviated by comparing Microsoft and Wikipedia which are not on the same Base on the one hand. And also these are not even individuals seeking employment or individuals that are employed. Now you are going further by comparing uber's taxi model vs traditional taxiing. Now this argument only underscores the importance of INNOVATION in the life of a business that's what I see which again is an analogy that is way way beyond the scope of this argument. Let us remain within scope shall we. Lemme ask you. Have you ever seen anybody that is grossly dissatisfied with their current jobs, or even being conctantly abused and harrased by their employers but are only hanging on just because of what comes in at the end of every month? I bet you have. On the other hand, have you ever seen anybody WORKING just for the experience and challenge and job satisfaction without being paid any salary? I bet not. So what are we talking about then? I am only advocating for practicality and realness here. I am not a recruiter, neither is this an interview situation. I know interviewers hate to hear 'I want to join your company because I will earn more with you guys than I am earning with my present company.' But like I said, I ain't no recruiter. I know for a fact that anyone that works has as his basic, primary, fundamental reason, earnings. All other reasons, job satisfaction o, challenges o, development of human race o, etc etc only come after. This is my argument. 5 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Dfavouredone: 1:05pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
These long comments you guys are commenting is making the thread boring to read. Please summarize your points, pls. 6 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by freeradical(m): 1:50pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
ceetee:Sorry bruv I didn't mean to sound rash and my intention is to have a discourse and not attack you personally. To answer your question I'd personally leave my current place of work to a place that will even pay me 50% less. Yeah u heard me right. That's to help you imagine that what I earn already isn't that bad. That Nlng will give a double of my current earnings is just to me an icing on the cake. When I signed my offer letter where I'm currently I felt like I was going to be very comfy and happy here cos they offered over 5times what I was earning before. Alas 3years down the line I realized that I was not getting any career fulfillment. I needed a fresh start with a diff company. That was what drove me far in this exercise. I know of a colleague from my current company who applied with me for this GT recruitment but he didn't get beyond the shl stage. This guy was the best graduating student of his set in one of the top universities in the country but yet he didn't get past the shl. I know personally that he didn't make it because he his career was going the way he expected. When he got the regret mail he happily moved on. Whether he enters NLNG or not that guy is already made. Infact with better investment decisions he will be richer than any Nlng employee that squanders his finances. Even if he is not richer he will be financially bouyant and can hold his own even around Nlng big boys. So you see that when you have something better than money driving you definitely you will be more dogged in your pursuit. When I said as long as they need to I simply mean this. Even you that feel like you so value this Nlng will jump ship if a better offer comes your way. If tomorrow you wake up and find the head HR Saudi Aramco chyking you on LinkedIn with a bloody offer to resume next week I'm sure your next post here will be a bid farewell. Same goes for each and everyone of us. We r doomed to wait for NLNG because none of us have got a better alternative but that's not to say that such opportunities may not come. My point is we all have our stories which if possible someday we can decide to share here but until you know a persons story you can't tell what his driving force is. Wish you well my brother. Pardon me again if any of my post come to you as an attack. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ceetee: 2:16pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
freeradical: I understand ur reasoning. Points well made. On issues like this, technically no one is right or wrong cos it is very subjective. I respect ur rare maturity. You are a person of refreshing candour. Thank you. 2 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 2:21pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Guys, on a side note though, are there any IT guys here knowledgeable in Koha Library Management System 1 Like |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 2:23pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Good to know ladyF: |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Badema: 2:33pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Hey hey Hello! Guys I no fit shout abeg! E don do una like that! Mek una go rest, sun don reach 40 degrees today. 1 Like |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NanaF: 2:35pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
A 4 week free online course on Oil and Gas from exploration to marketing and distribution. It might interest you. http://mooc.oil-and-gas.ifp-school.com 2 Likes 3 Shares |
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